
In SerialNEWDIE STEADSLAW Part I Fantasy Comedy Adventure Supernatural
NEWDIE STEADSLAW is a randomized array of Chekhov's red herrings, non sequitors ex machina, run-on sentences, and em dashes—so many em dashes. It's like if the Bible and Shakespeare had a baby that they surrendered to foster care, then it got adopted by Alice in Wonderland and Dr. Seuss—the books, not the people—and then the baby fell down the stairs. In this metaphor, the stairs wrote the story.
Part I is the tale of the adventures of Traycup and Roby as they try to hold down a job inside the hollow Earth—a place made possible thanks to the secret science of embargoed relativity—and they get distracted by dancing foxes, a giant's record collection, and something with a train, I think. It's a work of fiction—although to call it work seems insulting to, y'know, actual work—but the fiction label is apt, so, y'know, that's a win. Half the words are made up, and the other half are embarrassed to be seen with them.
Part I is complete.
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1. Chapter 1: A Diverse and Open-mindless Place
2. Chapter 2: It's Just the Worst
3. Chapter 3: It Seems Like Rather a Lot
4. Chapter 4: It's Impossible, and They've Already Lied
5. Chapter 5: You Can't Be on Your Own Side
6. Chapter 6: Dancing, as One Must
7. Chapter 7: An Odd One Indeed
8. Chapter 8: I Guess We'll Put a House Here
9. Chapter 9: It's Not Your Life on the Line
10. Chapter 10: An Emergency Had Been Declared
11. Chapter 11: Onward to the Extremities
12. Chapter 12: What Few They Had
13. Chapter 13: When They Needed It the Most
14. Chapter 14: It's Part of the Job
15. Chapter 15: A Standard and Measured Response
16. Chapter 16: Everything Caught on Fire
17. Chapter 17: Tall White Walls
18. Chapter 18: Pain is Inevitable in Life
19. Chapter 19: Open for a Pounder
20. Chapter 20: Thanks For Waiting
21. Chapter 21: I Didn't Expect That
22. Chapter 22: Now We're Getting Somewhere
23. Chapter 23: A Pair if you Cease
24. Chapter 24: The Chase is Done
25. Chapter 25: Out for Attention
26. Chapter 26: The Penalty for Innocence
27. Chapter 27: Skip This Chapter
28. Chapter 28: No Cruelty Was Too Much
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