In SerialA Portal Fantasy Comedy Poem Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure
Mix an adolescent shepherd boy in love with a girl who wants to meet existentialists, a Viscount in need of an adventure, and a bland psychic. Add in a flippant god. Put them in a land made up of the after-lives of various different cultures. Stir gently. Sprinkle in some random Midgard Serpent, Genghis Khan, Scheherazade, and a cussing mocking bird. Fry lightly. Season to taste and serve with desired garnishes. Bon apetit!
A comic fantasy poetic epic, filled with misfits, slapstick routines, light romance, people shouting out the names of their battle skills before using them, old philosopher dudes running around naked, a very serious lamb, demonic knitting, battery operated magic swords and even more traumatising stuff!
I experimented with different styles in the beginning and finally settled on an ABABBCBC rhyme scheme
(Give me your 0.5s. Gimme, gimme, gimme. I'm collecting them, seriously)
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Chapter Selections
1. Mary had a Little Lamb
2. Thor is Hungry!
3. Old MacDonald had a Yggdrasil Tree
4. Nietzsche and the Didgeridoo
5. A Saint and a Journey to Asgard
6. A British Pugilist Fisticuffing in Valhalla
7. Thor Needs to See a Shrink
8. Merlin and the Power of Positive Thinking
9. Love, Tragedy and Mangoes
10. Midgard Serpent: The Hater of Riddles
11. Genghis Khan: Keeper of the Unbroken Voice
12. Intermission (And a Random Paean) [Hiatus Warning]
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The Novel's Sidekick
Just because you can’t explain it, doesn’t make it a miracle. Something like that happened to Aaron, an introverted youth, who expected to live a normal, boring life. But it took a little for the expectation to go wrong. Who knew he would transmigrate into his favourite Web novel, Forbidden Realms? Waking up in the mysterious land, Aaron finds himself reincarnated as Scar, the loyal sidekick. But soon he found out it was not the only change. Magic still exists in Forbidden realms, with the blessing of the twelve heroes who had stood against the end of time in the sky-breaking, catastrophic war fifteen hundred years ago. Unfortunately, the end of time comes once again. From the bleeding moons in the broken sky, to the wind of the end that sweeps across the rocky terrain to the snow-filled land, all cry the foretell of desolation. Who will decide the fate of the Forbidden realms? The twelve heroes lost in the void of time. The Knights who lost half of their dominions. The order of Magi with broken high arts. The forsakers with their policy of non-intervention. Or the religious zealots and their dead God. Bearing the responsibility and knowledge imparted to him through the book, Scar unravels the mysteries shrouded in the pages of history and myth, while slowly developing his newfound powers and others to stand against the end of time. Follow Scar as he commands the ember in his heart, shouldering the love, hate, sorrow and frustration he never deserves, on his exciting journey to conclude the tale. _____________________ Special thanks to Mysteries (Editor) and kqwxz (proofreader) for showing enthusiasm in this book and working long hours along with me.
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Blade Mage (LitRPG)
A hardworking dude with a promising future. But one night took a bad turn. He almost died but a light saved him. Then he was there, in a new world with a new set of laws. It was a world full of monsters in appearance and also the heart. But who knows, perhaps his training in the sword might help him along the way.
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Rachel Kalos: World Protector
Rachel Kalos dreams of being the first Beast Tamer in more than a generation to reach the lofty status of 'World Protector' - those heroes who, through daring deeds and epic adventures, save the world from certain doom. But first she has to finish her training. With her band of misfit friends, Rachel embarks on one adventure after another in her quest to become Rachel Kalos: World Protector!
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Sand (Hiatus-2/01/18)
‘If you can survive the trials of treading a million nails, would you still go? If you are willing to encounter death at every step, dreading the next, are you still willing to enter? If you leave and experience the trials further still, would you do so? If you find yourself being pursued by everyone and everything, chasing you down to the edge of the cliff, would you jump to certain death or fight back and be labeled as a monster? You can choose whether or not you want to change your life right at this doorstep. If you do say no, then nothing will happen to you. If you say yes, then your life will change. Succeeding will bring you great power. And if you fail, then you will be enslaved within Oblivion for eternity. What is your answer?’ Tus heard the ancient voice that sounded like sandpaper as he stared at the altar with the land and sky frozen in motion. The words repeated themselves over and over again, forcing him to answer without the chance of taking it back. Armed with a borrowed sword and cheap armor that looked like wood, he said aloud without hesitation, “Yes!” The altar hummed, a green light flickered in the surroundings, and Tus ceased to exist.
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The Stars Are Falling: Book 1 (Sonic Boom Fanfic)
I'm alone. I'm scared. No one can hear me.I'm slowly getting crushed. The air is being squeezed out of my lungs.I can't hold on much longer. I'm slowly slipping away. I close my eyes.Then, I wake up. Five talking animals surround me: two hedgehogs, an echidna, a badger, and a fox with two tails. I wonder how this will play out...Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic Boom or any of its characters.
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Drawing Your OCs!
STOP READING IF THIS IS ANY SITE OTHER THAN WATTPADFormerly my request book.I'm happy to draw humans, cats, dragons, other creatures/animals as long as I have a ref. I could probably also draw book covers, pfps and banners if you really want.Feel free to ask for more than one request!More info in the rules section-Ferret ♥
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Boy
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