In SerialBite Mark Fantasy Comedy Supernatural Horror
[Participant in the Royal Road Writathon 2021]
Twins Mark and Henry have just finished their training for the Neighbourhood Ancillary Stakers Corp., a voluntary organisation set up to fight against blood sucking vampuras (VAMPIRES!).
In a world where vampuras pray on the vulnerable and the stupid at night, looking for their next feast of blood, The Neighbourhood Ancillary Stakers Corp aka Nasscies or Dusters, fight to protect their North Eastern English market town of Tarmsworth St Jude and it's major trauma hospital and blood bank hub from what is a widespread global problem.
As they apply their training to reality and gain confidence in taking on threats by themselves, the brothers soon find that they may have.... bitten off more than they can chew.
This horredy is a silly and fun experimental series. There is GORE, VIOLENCE, DESCRIPTIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND UNPLEASANT AND UPSETTING and some TOILET HUMOUR. You've been warned!!
Advertisement
Chapter Selections
1. 1. "I’m not a vamp virgin anymore!"
2. 2. “I just didn’t expect to see someone fall right in front of me.”
3. 3. "It’s funny to think evil has a code of ethics."
4. 4. “Who’s The Collector?”
5. 5. “Chief? Permission to dust these cannibals?”
6. 6. "The smell is enough to make me gag.”
7. 7. “It’s just me and you tonight, dusting motherf***ing suckers!”
8. 8. "If anything, it’s my fault. I-"
9. 9. “’QwikBite, where sometimes you might be on the menu’.”
10. 10. “Vamps turning on vamps, I didn’t think I’d be seeing that.”
11. 11. “Sorry for making you drop the dog’s blood."
12. 12. “That’s a nice sword you got there.”
13. 13. "Wait! The beast is out!”
14. 14. "Ok, well I smell the death now."
15. 15. "If that didn’t kill him, I don’t know what would.”
16. 16. "I want back up the next time we storm a zombie auction.”
17. 17. “Know? What do you know?”
18. 18. “I’m ready to kick some ass.”
19. 19. "Goodbye."
- In Serial8 Chapters
Guardian Of Nature
(CURRENTLY REWRITING) Genesis Roberts, a man with eccentric parents with a penchant for nature, finds himself in a new world with a new body with no idea as to how he arrived. Forced to travel in a strange new land, he looks for any clues that could help him return to normal. ... A/N: Image credit goes to the respective owner.
8 115 - In Serial39 Chapters
Grimoire's Soul
Grimoire's Soul is an ongoing fantasy web serial about Ceyda Lucrece, a spirited teenage aristocrat from a sleepy coastal town in the magocracy of Kesterline, who discovers a talking spellbook that supposedly contains extremely powerful magic. The two embark on an unlikely friendship, as neither are prepared to find out her world is bigger and more dangerous than they ever imagined.
8 199 - In Serial30 Chapters
Caninstinct
Shiro believes he's been sent to the wrong school.Rormund Academy: home to only the best of the best. A school where only the wealthiest, smartest and most athletic students of the world reside. An establishment so exclusive even its name remains elusive to the public. Shiro exhibits none of these qualities, having more in common with a sheet of plywood than with royalty.Regardless, he intends on spending the last of his school years as planned; as a normal schoolboy and nothing more.Until they see the scars on his back. Biweekly updates with long word counts. Don't say you weren't warned.
8 123 - In Serial16 Chapters
Painting of Obesession (A Grant Foreman Adventure)
Sometimes a man mistakes his unhealthy obsession for passion. This is the case with Franklin Ogden, the eldest son of a wealthy family and Grant Foreman's cousin. Franklin's family reaches out to Grant with a plea for help in finding a lost work of art. A painting of a young woman whose beauty has driven Franklin nearly mad with lust. Grant must set off on an unusual expedition to find something thought to have been destroyed by the sea that swallowed the ship it last traveled on. But the real question lies in whether, for the good of Franklin, the painting should remain lost to history....
8 111 - In Serial27 Chapters
I have so much to say, but you're so far away (Synyster Gates sequel)
Okays here's the sequel to I'd rather trade it all while somehow saving you! Bare with me (:
8 190 - In Serial101 Chapters
A Day In My Life
Someone's scattered thoughts*****January 7, 2015#30 in poetry thanks a lot you guys (:Cover made by the amazing:@PepperPoet
8 182
Boy
Girl
