

Casual Heroing Fantasy Romance Comedy Adventure Slice of Life
Chapters come out on Monday, Wednesday, Friday around 9PM CET
A Slice-of-Life LitRPG that will make you laugh and, hopefully, warm your heart.
"I have never read anything like this so far, and it's damn fu***** interesting" - Beta reader 1 (the excited one)
"It is very funny and it will climb the ranking fast" - Beta reader 2 (the one with few words)
"A good balance between satire and drama with a touch of action to keep the plot moving" - Beta reader 3 (the fair one)
Synopsis:
Why does everyone think that you have to become a hero if you get a supreme relic? TO HELL WITH THAT. I'm getting none of that adventuring bull. What do you say? Ranks? Tiers? Bronze, Silver, and Gold adventuring teams? Sure, keep it. It’s all yours.
I'll be opening a lovely pastry shop and using Fireballs to cook creme brulée, for your information. And, oh, that’s so interesting, teleporting, you say? Yeah, sure, I'll teleport a cup of coffee on my nightstand in the morning, thank-you-very-much!
Stop bothering me with your quests, legendary adventures, and all that nonsense! You either buy some pastry, or I’m going to report you to the watch for loitering!
So, do you want to know what I’m going to do in this fantasy world?
Well, I’m going to get a girlfriend, that’s what I’m going to do!
No Pizzas Were Harmed in the Making of This Novel.
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1. Prologue
2. Chapter 1 - Oh No!
3. Chapter 2 - No Classes
4. Chapter 3 - Clerks
5. Chapter 4 - Interview
6. Chapter 5 - Holding Hands
7. Chapter 6 - 27/9
8. Chapter 7 - Chef
9. Chapter 8 - Flour, Yeast, Sugar
10. Chapter 9 - Kneading
11. Chapter 10 - Baking
12. Chapter 11 - Housing
13. Chapter 12 - Lesson 1
14. Chapter 13 - Arrest Me
15. Chapter 14 - Smirk
16. Chapter 15 - Secret Weapon
17. Chapter 16 - Billion
18. Chapter 17 - Splitting Oceans
19. Chapter 18 - Light
20. Chapter 19 - Silver
21. Chapter 20 - Secrecy
22. Chapter 21 - Wolf and Fox
23. Chapter 22 - Bodyguards
24. Chapter 23 - Brownie
25. Chapter 24 - Lesson 2
26. Chapter 25 - Anger
27. Chapter 26 - Augustus
28. Chapter 27 - Stan
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