

The Supernormal Fantasy Comedy Drama Supernatural Slice of Life
In a world where fantasy has become everyday, one man stands against absurdity.
The local Tower stomps through the streets. Any hedge could contain a witch. Walls regularly crumble, though none more often than the fourth. In the magical city of Blackpool, all ridiculousness is possible, and it takes everything for Jack Of All Trades to survive.
Badly, at that.
Perpetually late with his rent, he'll take up arms for any paying customer in order to fulfill his quest. His obstacles include polka-loving ghosts, card-game playing vampires, and the most vicious monsters of all: copyright lawyers. When he's joined by an arrogant magus and an insecure vampire, his life gets even more complicated, but no matter what kind of infuriating choose-your-own-adventure he finds himself on, one constant remains—his rent is due at the end of the month.
On second thoughts, maybe he should stay in bed.
The Supernormal isn't your average web-novel. It's an urban fantasy parody that saunters through a world full of the absurd, delighting in poking fun at popular media, widely-accepted ideas, and often itself. Story arcs only loosely connect through the characters, who are themselves slowly fleshed out as the story continues. Think of Discworld meets The Dresden Files meets Gintama.
This novel won't be for everyone, but if it is for you, you're in for a hell of a ride.
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1. Lesson 1: A Jack-of-all-trades, But Master of None, is Better Than a Master of One
2. Lesson 2: Family is Like a Fungus. Even if You Get Rid of It, It's Not Really Gone
3. Lesson 3: You Should Choose Your Vehicle the Same Way You Choose Your Friends
4. Lesson 4: Worried Parents Make an Apache Helicopter Look Like a Chihuahua
5. Lesson 5: You Can't Call Yourself Civilised Until You've Put On Your Pants
6. Lesson 6: Everybody's a Slave to Something, When You Think About It
7. 7: Just Because You Think You're Special Doesn't Mean You're Exempt From Parking Laws, Dammit!
8. Lesson 8: Comedy and Tragedy Are the Same Thing, Just from Different Perspectives
9. Lesson 9: Always Bring Your Turtle to a Magic Fight
10. Lesson 10: The Only Thing More Fragile Than a Snowflake is a Winner's Pride
11. Lesson 11: Turn-Based Games Are Fun Because They're Unrealistic
12. Lesson 12: Just Because Something's Made For Kids Doesn't Mean Adults Can't Enjoy It
13. Lesson 13: A Game Is Only as Serious as Its Stakes
14. Lesson 14: You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (1)
15. Lesson 15: You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (2)
16. Lesson 16: Diplomacy is All Well and Good Until You Get Punched in the Mouth
17. Lesson 17: Blood is Thicker Than Water
18. Lesson 18: A Person's Importance Can't Be Measured
19. Lesson 19: It's a Fine Line Between Man and Beast
20. Lesson 20: The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker Than the Covenant's Custard (Or Something Like That)
21. Lesson 21: A New Job Takes Some Getting Used To
22. Lesson 22: If You Don't Knock Before Entering, You're Best Off Bringing a Shield
23. Lesson 23: If You Read Someone Else's Diary, Be Prepared For the Consequences
24. Lesson 24: If You're a Repeat Customer and They Remember You, It Means You're Annoying
25. Lesson 25: Most of the Time, the Problem's Right In Front of You
26. Lesson 26: People Too Shy to Ask Directions Normally Have the Best Adventures
27. Lesson 27: Those Who Can't Talk With Words Use Their Fists Instead
28. Lesson 28: Going in Circles is Frustrating Until You Realise That Life is a Circle
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