In SerialBadLifeguard Fantasy Sci-fi Action Adventure School Life Supernatural
December 31st 2021. An 18-year-old boy in rural Ireland realises that he has super powers. The basics of which are easy to grasp, the complexities not so much. After a life time of consuming all forms of super hero media, wanting to be a hero his entire life, you'd think he'd be thrilled.
Well, yeah, it's fun sometimes, but if he stumbled upon super powers, then what's to stop a 'twat' from getting them? He's well aware of the depths of human depravity, so with no money, no friends, no plans for the future, and the ever looming question as to where these fantastic abilities came from:
How is an idiot in the middle of nowhere going to stop super villains from conquering the world?
That's a trick question.
Because they already have.
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1. Clobber 1.01: I'm a superhero!
2. Clobber 1.02: I got a girl's number!
3. Clobber 1.03: I went to my grannies house!
4. Clobber 1.04: I got bullied like in a movie!
5. Clobber 1.05: I went hunting!
6. Clobber 1.06: I got mauled.
7. Clobber 1.07: I nearly asked out the girl in my art class! Nearly.
8. Punch 2:01 I became a bodyguard!
9. Punch 2.02: I'm at a party!
10. Punch 2.03: A restricted analysis on the maker of machines. February 14th, 2022. 11-12PM
11. Punch 2.04 An unrestricted analysis of the demon of divertissement 12PM-01AM
12. Punch 2.05 An unrestricted analysis of the pollutant of pointlessness 01AM-02AM
13. Punch 2.06: I'm a bad guardian.
14. Punch 2.07: I missed the party.
15. Punch 2.08: I can't be dissuaded that easily! Time for the bottle episode!
16. Flog X.01: I got a job!
17. Flog X.02: I might need to rethink my career.
18. Flog X.03 I do it by the book now!
19. Bash 3.01: I hung out.
20. Bash 3.02: I got a smart phone!
21. Bash 3.03 I give great advice!
22. Bash 3.04: I'm in a hostage situation!
23. Bash 3.05: I am happy.
24. Bash 3.06: I took up an apprenticeship.
25. Bash 3.07: I've been given a gift.
26. Bash 3.08: I slither.
27. Clip 4.01: I'm trying to do better.
28. Clip 4.02: I need to wake myself up.
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