Seven steps to non-space-vampiric success:

1) Escape the creepy splicer scientist.

"As stated above. This guy is a serious creep."

2) Travel to the fringe territory between two star systems.

"I have no opinion on this."

3) Investigate why the territory has gone dark.

"Okay. I admit. I'm simply doing it for money."

4) Explore an abandoned city in search of a secret bunker.

"My ex-wife is totally not involved."

5) Fight off hordes of undead chitonous semi-alien knight's.

"This just took a U-turn."

6) Wow, you're a vampire. I had no idea.

"Yeah... neither did I as it turns out."

7) Fight the vampiric menace known as a Draugur.

"Imagine Dracula's son, Alucard. Yeah... you get it now. But in space." *queue star war's soundtrack*

Warning: this story contains violence, sexual situations and a slow-burn harem to sink your fangs into.