In SerialWhen Immortal Ascension Fails Time Travel to Try Again Fantasy Xianxia Comedy
What is my 1000-year-old monster self to do when I’ve failed my immortal ascension? Time travel — accidentally — and wind up back in my 9-year-old body, needing to re-cultivate, of course. But after that? Get REVENGE! Muahahahaha!
But the idiot who killed me — also accidentally — was the main character of the dumb harem Xianxia I transmigrated into. But wait. Wasn’t he only 7 or 8 at this point in time? Well, since I can’t harm a child or the main character without suffering in some way, then I’ll just have to raise him better, faster, stronger, and loyal! Muahahahaha!
This is a Xianxia comedy and satire by the author of Cold Steel Dig and Tome of Stealth. But it is also a series of interconnected and chronological short stories (featuring the same main characters).
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1. Story 1 - Cultivating All Over Again
2. Story 1 Bonus - The Girl in Our Village is Crazy
3. Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (Part 1)
4. Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (Part 2)
5. Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (Part 3)
6. Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (Part 4)
7. Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (Part 5)
8. Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (Part 6)
9. Story 2 - Golden Fingers, Jade Boxes, and Other Treasures (Part 7 out of 7)
10. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 1)
11. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 2)
12. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 3)
13. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 4)
14. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 5)
15. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 6)
16. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 7)
17. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 8)
18. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 9)
19. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 10)
20. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 11)
21. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 12)
22. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 13)
23. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 14)
24. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 15)
25. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 16)
26. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 17)
27. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 18)
28. Story 3 - Spiritual Vines and a Smokey Pill Cauldron (Part 19)
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