In SerialThey Shall Call Me EMPRESS (Cultivation Tales of an Isekai'ed Life Coach) Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Action Adventure Martial Arts
Meet Lynn Lee: yoga instructor, personal trainer, life coach, and smoothie enthusiast...
Not a mystical martial artist.
Lynn is nobody special, and yet she awakens to find herself in somebody else's body in a merciless medieval world of martial arts cultivators and superhuman muscle wizards. And, what's more, the quirky meditation technique she's been practicing for years somehow gives her an edge over most of the locals. The only question is... will Lynn survive long enough to take advantage of it?
They Shall Call Me EMPRESS is my quirky take on the cultivation novel, a story of a fitness enthusiast Cali girl transported into a realm of immortal warriors and trying to survive... and maybe even thrive beyond her wildest imagination.
Chapter updates on Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday. Plus, sometimes I accidentally upload chapters on Tuesdays, which will either stand in for the Wednesday chapter or be a weekly bonus chapter. It is a mystery!
Please also check out my other novel, The Shadows Become Her
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Chapter Selections
1. 1. I Swear I've Never Been a Cannibal
2. 2. Wrong Body? Wrong Era? Wrong Planet?
3. 3. It's the Science That Was Wrong!
4. 4. A Grave Disservice to Raw Sewage
5. 5. Brave... in a Very Doomed and Foolish Sort of Way
6. 6. Cycle of the Empowered Buddha
7. 7. This Wasn't a Manga. I Am Not a Turtle.
8. 8. Everybody Thinks I'm a Crap Cultivator
9. 9. Bad Romance with the Impressionable Girl
10. 10. I Accidentally Drugged Our Hosts?
11. 11. Dragonfruit Mango Mint Cultivator Smoothie Included
12. 12. Taking a Mulligan
13. 13. A Big, Ghostly Finger
14. 14. Hangry for Magical Energy
15. 15. If This Is Good Karma, You Can Keep It
16. 16. Blown Into the Bardo
17. -New Patreon Announcement!-
18. 17. I Think the Medical Term is a 'Shart'
19. 18. Knock the Rest of the Teeth Right Out of His Face
20. 19. Dressed Like a Common Trollop
21. 20. Tempest of the Cold Heart
22. 21. It's In the Tabloids A Lot
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