In SerialThey Shall Call Me EMPRESS (Cultivation Tales of an Isekai'ed Life Coach) Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Action Adventure Martial Arts
Meet Lynn Lee: yoga instructor, personal trainer, life coach, and smoothie enthusiast...
Not a mystical martial artist.
Lynn is nobody special, and yet she awakens to find herself in somebody else's body in a merciless medieval world of martial arts cultivators and superhuman muscle wizards. And, what's more, the quirky meditation technique she's been practicing for years somehow gives her an edge over most of the locals. The only question is... will Lynn survive long enough to take advantage of it?
They Shall Call Me EMPRESS is my quirky take on the cultivation novel, a story of a fitness enthusiast Cali girl transported into a realm of immortal warriors and trying to survive... and maybe even thrive beyond her wildest imagination.
Chapter updates on Sunday, Wednesday, and Friday. Plus, sometimes I accidentally upload chapters on Tuesdays, which will either stand in for the Wednesday chapter or be a weekly bonus chapter. It is a mystery!
Please also check out my other novel, The Shadows Become Her
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Chapter Selections
1. 1. I Swear I've Never Been a Cannibal
2. 2. Wrong Body? Wrong Era? Wrong Planet?
3. 3. It's the Science That Was Wrong!
4. 4. A Grave Disservice to Raw Sewage
5. 5. Brave... in a Very Doomed and Foolish Sort of Way
6. 6. Cycle of the Empowered Buddha
7. 7. This Wasn't a Manga. I Am Not a Turtle.
8. 8. Everybody Thinks I'm a Crap Cultivator
9. 9. Bad Romance with the Impressionable Girl
10. 10. I Accidentally Drugged Our Hosts?
11. 11. Dragonfruit Mango Mint Cultivator Smoothie Included
12. 12. Taking a Mulligan
13. 13. A Big, Ghostly Finger
14. 14. Hangry for Magical Energy
15. 15. If This Is Good Karma, You Can Keep It
16. 16. Blown Into the Bardo
17. -New Patreon Announcement!-
18. 17. I Think the Medical Term is a 'Shart'
19. 18. Knock the Rest of the Teeth Right Out of His Face
20. 19. Dressed Like a Common Trollop
21. 20. Tempest of the Cold Heart
22. 21. It's In the Tabloids A Lot
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Bionic
The son of a billionaire is almost killed in a horrible accident at an amusement park and his only option to save him was to use the power of bionic technology. The son's life is saved, but he will never be the same. The son, Jiro, can't remember what his life was like before the accident, and now, where ever he goes trouble seems to follow him, often in the form of death. Years after the accident, his father is murdered. The circumstances of his death are extremely questionable and his case is given to a secret unnamed organization that deals with cases that the government just can't handle. The headquarters of this organization is hidden, however, the office of the detectives who work for them, are scattered throughout the regions of Japan. We meet one of these groups, who work out of a small office in the middle of a very large urban Japanese city. The detectives, a single team of specialists. Sonia Kiyama and Lucas Sato are assigned to the case, under the hand of their boss Hideki Oba. His daughter, Sakura Oba, also works there as a secretary, amongst other things. Not much is known about headquarters itself. Mr. Oba is the one who deals directly with them. The young man, Jiro, had his accident when he was 11 and most of his body is now metallic. Bionic. He started off in a wheelchair, eventually, he gained the strength to walk, thanks to his doctor, Dr. Monroe. After his father's death, Dr. Monroe is nowhere to be found. Could he be behind it all?
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Necrobyte
Within a valley of a ruined Earth, lies the last remaining bastion of humanity. Survivors of the war only knew capitalism. The exchange of goods and services, to work under a company, to pray for employee benefits. The free market must be allowed to exist. Every last human should work under the Company. Under the all-encompassing corporate overlords, are millions of employees. One such employee is Gin, a boy who looked far younger than normal. How will he survive in such a world? Would he be able to achieve the dream of every employee? To have enough money to become a capitalist? To retire early and to enjoy the boons of life? Only time can tell.
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Invictus: Memoirs of an otherworlder on a mission
Erik Hartmann, 18 years old, pissed off a petty god and now he is forced to conquer the world for the gods amusement. With his trusty rifle and summoned army he ventures into a new world.Watch the modern equivalent of a peasant transform into a invincible general.Yeah, basically, please comment and give me no face.
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Re: Reader interactive
A man commits suicide and is reincarnated, the rest is up to the readers. This is heavily reader interactive. I dont own the picture, I found it on Google.
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Worth: A Star Wars Story
***OLD VERSION***-Part II of the 'Heart of Empire, Heart of Rebellion' Series-CT-7209 was a member of the Coruscant Guard with a strong dislike of Jedi. By the book and a veteran clone commander, he knows how to get the job done. When an assassin cell appears to be on the loose targeting not only high-profile senators but the Chancellor as well, he finds himself deployed to hunt them down.Only there's a catch. His partner is Talen Jall, the new young and fiery padawan of Jedi Master Agen Kolar who makes up for his lack of experience with blinding enthusiasm. The two work on catching the assassins and overcome their mutual distrust in addition to stopping whoever is behind the assassinations, but a greater threat seems to be looming on the horizon as the Clone Wars near their close.----Highest Rank:#8 in #starwars [10/2/2019]
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Marinette Daughter of Batman
Marinette is mute. Her class hates her. Her parents disowned her, and her honorary uncle and aunt took her in. Marinette's class has a trip to Gotham, where she coincidentally finds her real family. Find out what happens.Highest ranking: #32 in marinettedupain-cheng
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