"Alright, so I have this idea, a completely original one by the way, never done before." I say.

"Alright, lets hear it." You reply happily.

"What if you got trapped in the body of a tentacle monster that looks like a virus in a world that is like a videogame, with skills and... whoops slip of the tendril there, what I meant to say is Mutations and Levels as you evolve your way up from being that lowly creature into a slightly better lowly creature, all the while, an evil devil person watches over you for entertainment purposes." I say making weird hand gestures across the table. "Oh and that main character used to be a human male and uses its past experience as one to survive in this new world as a little mass of flesh." I pull out a little ball with suction cup tendrils and show you. "So, what do you think?"

" I dont know seems, a little sameish, I think Im gonna go." You say as you start to get up from your worn but still plush velvet chair.

"Wait" I sigh, " I didnt want to do this but you leave me no choice, I promise you an extremely diverse harem..." The door closes as you leave.

"They'll come back." I say hopeful.

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