In SerialThe Mystifying Diviner Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Action Adventure Martial Arts Slice of Life
Content warning, there is cursing in the story and there will be some pretty heavy sexual innuendos in it also. I don’t really plan to write gore, but there will be fight scenes.
Fair warning to readers, it is a slow start. But hopefully it is enjoyable for you to read.
Follow the story of an old chef who was lucky to be selected to become a system host. Well maybe not so lucky, because gaining the system killed him. He will be given a system that might not be the best match for him. While also having to deal with a snarky system monitor who might not be that helpful most of the time. He will also use his new found powers to enjoy life in a new younger body.
What you can expect from this story is bad writing, poor grammar, and slow pacing maybe. Food, cooking, comedy, slice of life, fighting, exploring, tournaments, scamming and probably face slapping. I mean who doesn’t like a good face slapping? This is my take on a cultivation story, a lot of Eastern stuff will be crammed into with a mix of Western.
This story started as a goal for myself to write 60,000 words in a month for NaNoWriMo. I was able to do it even with taking days off and not writing. I plan to keep writing the story, but at a slightly slower pace. I am aiming for 2-3 chapters a week now with about 4-7k words written.
This is only posted on RoyalRoad currently, and I have no plans to change that for now.
Cover art is by Jack0fheart
[Participant in the 2021 Royal Road Writathon Challenge for the month of November 2021]
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1. 0000. Prologue
2. 0001. It could be worse.
3. 0002. So, you wanna be a cultivator?
4. 0003. Every journey starts with a single step
5. 0004. But i would walk 500 miles.
6. 0005. Now this is Divining!
7. 0006. The Blue Jewel
8. 0007. Good tea
9. 0008. Family issues.
10. 0009. Power play
11. 0010. A not so simple misunderstanding
12. 0011. No shame
13. 0012. Foodgasm
14. 0013. A proposal of work
15. 0014. Never go into debt
16. 0015. Sometimes you just want to...
17. 0016. Shopping is a pain.
18. 0017. Working out in the morning is good for your body.
19. 0018. Always show up early, to leave a good impression.
20. 0019. Learning to cut, the first step on learning how to cook.
21. 0020. Lunch is served
22. 0021. Some times you just want to spend money.
23. 0022. Sometimes you just can't make people happy.
24. 0023. The power of the Dao
25. 0024. The title is the last sentence of the chapter.
26. 0025. Everyone can make a mistake.
27. 0026. Food so good, you get kicked out.
28. 0027. Make sure you hire proper help.
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Pawns to the Flame
It was supposed to be just another day. Wake up, contribute to society, go home and try to keep yourself sane. It was without sign or warning, that the unlucky soul was torn away and forced into an unfamiliar body. Their past memories a blur, the future hidden, the present unfamiliar. Stranded in a harsh world that is no more hospitable than the last, it would take everything they have in power to survive. But first - how do these weird limbs work? Temporary Update Schedule: M-W-T-F. The tags and content warnings are placeholders in case my writing goes that direction. It's not a promise or guarantee of said content. This is my first time at writing a fiction and stupidity is my first language, so please be kind in your criticism. I hope you enjoy reading this story as much as I do writing it.
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Phase 0: siVisPride
Note: If you cannot deal with flaw, folly, vulnerability and the cruel extremes often winning: then this story will infuriate you. This is more about learning to deal with struggle, going through it and we can do within it, versus a Weak-to-Strong type of story. Updates on Thursdays! This is a reality eeriely like our own. This is a reality that somehow produces fantasy. This is a reality that life has physically changed. This is a reality further complicated by fantasy. Their fantasy is the Shift Noumena. Instead of monsters, they have the Nulgarrt. Instead of sacred and anicent lands, people watched their own homes warp into Terminsys Cities. And magic? siVis. And it's a lot more crazy, a lot more mindbending than what they're dealing with now. We join five young women, trying their best to stay away from all of this, only for them to finally have their first experiences. They're gonna have to be forced to grow up, through these confusing and turblent times. A weird and emotional journey, versus another heroic tale.
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Avenger Of Destruction
In the year 681, Demonic beings invaded the world of Astil and conquered one of the four continents, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. They continued their quest for conquest for many years, engulfing the world in chaos, pushing humanity to the edge of extinction until one day, they were blessed with a greater power from the Spirits that allowed them to combat the demon army. A century later the war came to a standstill and a new era began… A boy, born with the hatred of those who were wronged, took his first step onto a path of no return. One that will only lead to a moment of satisfaction, and a lifetime of regret. Will he be able to continue down this path until the end? Or will he turn back before it’s too late? To forgive and forget or to hold onto hate and seek revenge? What will he choose? ------------------ I'll be honest with everyone here, I can't write right now. Like I don't mean can't as in I'm disabled and literally can't do it, but I mean can't as in I have other things I gotta do at the moment. So I'm going into hiatus for a while and will be back sometime in the fall of 2021.
8 87 - In Serial147 Chapters
500+ Psychology Facts | ✍
Psychology, if it's your cup of tea, opens doors to a lot of interesting characteristics and traits that human beings encompass. Reading about it will not only give a meaningful perspective to how you see the world, but will also allow you to reach out and understand people around you better.
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statehumans headcanons !! [OUTDATED]
[OUTDATED !!] my headcanons for the us states! will include stuff about specific characters, general hc's, relationships, etc! enjoy ~allierankings: (bc i'm a proud bitch)#1- state 6/09/21
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Heartbreak Town (COMPLETED)
Reagan Renne Walker left the tiny town that she grew up in in Wyoming five years ago to fulfill her dream of opening an equine therapy ranch in Montana & to start a new life. Reagan's parents died when she was just seven years old. Mallory, Reagan's older sister, was still too young to care for both herself and her sister. As a result, Reagan and Mallory were forced to live with their grandparents. Mamaw and Papaw Walker sent both girls through school and college. Reagan never imagined leaving Wyoming. However, after her unexpected relationship with Swayde, her childhood best friend, and love of her life, took a turn for the worst, all Reagan could think about was that she couldn't get out of Wyoming fast enough. Swayde is your typical, rugged cowboy. His smile was enough to melt any girls heart, his eyes made it seem like the sun was always shining, even in the worst storm, his square jaw line accented his dark beard, his body thick with muscles. His physical features and build were intimidating at times, and didn't always match his laid back, easy going, gentlemanly personality. Swayde never thought he would fall for feisty Reagan, and even more so, Reagan never thought that she would fall for him. They end up in this unexpected whirlwind relationship, and everything is hunky dory until Reagan finds out a secret from Swayde's past that would forever change the way she looked at him; a secret he kept from her for over ten years. Confiding in her grandma, Reagan finds out that her grandparents knew the secret all along too. How could the people she thought loved her hurt her so bad and keep this big of a secret from her for so long? When tragedy strikes back in Wyoming, Reagan is forced to move back to the town she swore she would never step boot in again, thus leaving her new life in Montana behind. Through God, can Reagan find a way to forgive the people who hurt her, or will she forever consider Alpine Ridge "Heartbreak Town?"
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