
In SerialThe Mystifying Diviner Fantasy Xianxia Comedy Action Adventure Martial Arts Slice of Life
Content warning, there is cursing in the story and there will be some pretty heavy sexual innuendos in it also. I don’t really plan to write gore, but there will be fight scenes.
Fair warning to readers, it is a slow start. But hopefully it is enjoyable for you to read.
Follow the story of an old chef who was lucky to be selected to become a system host. Well maybe not so lucky, because gaining the system killed him. He will be given a system that might not be the best match for him. While also having to deal with a snarky system monitor who might not be that helpful most of the time. He will also use his new found powers to enjoy life in a new younger body.
What you can expect from this story is bad writing, poor grammar, and slow pacing maybe. Food, cooking, comedy, slice of life, fighting, exploring, tournaments, scamming and probably face slapping. I mean who doesn’t like a good face slapping? This is my take on a cultivation story, a lot of Eastern stuff will be crammed into with a mix of Western.
This story started as a goal for myself to write 60,000 words in a month for NaNoWriMo. I was able to do it even with taking days off and not writing. I plan to keep writing the story, but at a slightly slower pace. I am aiming for 2-3 chapters a week now with about 4-7k words written.
This is only posted on RoyalRoad currently, and I have no plans to change that for now.
Cover art is by Jack0fheart
[Participant in the 2021 Royal Road Writathon Challenge for the month of November 2021]
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1. 0000. Prologue
2. 0001. It could be worse.
3. 0002. So, you wanna be a cultivator?
4. 0003. Every journey starts with a single step
5. 0004. But i would walk 500 miles.
6. 0005. Now this is Divining!
7. 0006. The Blue Jewel
8. 0007. Good tea
9. 0008. Family issues.
10. 0009. Power play
11. 0010. A not so simple misunderstanding
12. 0011. No shame
13. 0012. Foodgasm
14. 0013. A proposal of work
15. 0014. Never go into debt
16. 0015. Sometimes you just want to...
17. 0016. Shopping is a pain.
18. 0017. Working out in the morning is good for your body.
19. 0018. Always show up early, to leave a good impression.
20. 0019. Learning to cut, the first step on learning how to cook.
21. 0020. Lunch is served
22. 0021. Some times you just want to spend money.
23. 0022. Sometimes you just can't make people happy.
24. 0023. The power of the Dao
25. 0024. The title is the last sentence of the chapter.
26. 0025. Everyone can make a mistake.
27. 0026. Food so good, you get kicked out.
28. 0027. Make sure you hire proper help.
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Oh, the Cultivator's Treasure, the most powerful group of mercenaries—and cultivators—to ever exist in the Eight Kingdoms. Legends say that they defeated the Spiritual Beast of the West with their hands tied and while drinking Daqujiu. According to Bakhtam's own accounts, they even defeated the Golden Dragon of the Southeast during Sun King's Summer Solstice. Truly an impressive feat that echoed across the Eight Kingdoms faster than Hari could say good heavens! However, at the height of its power and absurd stories, the Cultivator's Treasure disappeared. And now that the Eight Kingdoms are no more, and the Jade Immortal slowly grows his hold on the North, it's up to Hari to find the Cultivator's Treasure again and bring them back together. But do they even exist? Who knows? Follow Hari and her search for the Cultivator's Treasure, while she tries to find her place in a world filled with war. - - [I hope you all enjoy the story. From a Cultivation fan to another.] [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] [Also, on SpaceBattles and Scribblehub.]
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Chloe is a 9 year old girl in Creek of Angels Orphanage. Her parents died when she was only a baby. The crazy guard of the orphanage, Mrs Nelson, abuses Chloe for her own pleasure. Chloe does chores and stays in her room everyday. She doesn't get to have fun like the other kids. For years she has been adopted, but also brought back. The families only wanted her for slave reasons. Chloe loves to watch the Piston Cup races and watch her favorite racer, Lightning McQueen. Once she hears that he's coming to her orphanage to adopt, she prays that he'll be the one. The one who would be her hero to save her from this prison. Her prayers come true; she's adopted by McQueen. But Mrs Nelson threatened that if Chloe ever came back, she would suffer the consequences. Will Chloe love her new life? Or will she be brought back and spend the rest of her life suffering and rotting in an orphanage?
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