Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 12
Advertisement
Due to deal restructure text to speech player is currently unavailable. Will find a solution soon.
Chapter 12: 12
“Nine Yin Manual?
1
“Nine Yang Manual?
“Shaolin’s Seventy-Two Supreme Moves?”
Jiang He had arrived at the photocopy shop of the village around four in the afternoon .
Madam Wang, the lady owner of the shop’s usually lively face was full of surprise, and she was staring at Jiang He with the concern one would give to a moron . “Why would you print this stuff, Xiao Jiang?”
After all, everyone living in the village knew each other .
Although Madam Wang’s joint was called a ‘photocopy shop’, it was actually a shopping mart with a photocopier in it, making things convenient for the villagers while earning Madam Wang some side income .
Jiang He smiled and said, “Madam Wang, just print it for me . It’s not like I won’t pay you . ”
Since he had put it that way, the lady owner had nothing to say in return and promptly printed the manuals from the web .
1
Meanwhile, Jiang He stood at the door, watching as cars zoomed by outside .
Jinyintan Village was near the city and the entrance to the village was the main road directed to the city . Many vehicles often took this route—especially today, with exceedingly many police and military vehicles passing by .
Jiang He even saw an entire convoy of vehicles with military number plates, carrying truckloads of storages as they streaked past the road .
The lady owner of the shop glanced outside as well, and said, “I heard the military is going to build a barracks and an arsenal here in Linzhou . They have some land in Huangshawo Village next door, don’t they? Over ten thousand Mu, and now everything is going developed . It’s going to be major project—my husband even ran off to ask round to see if he could get some labor contracts . ”
“Oh?” Jiang He’s eyes sparkled .
The military was making a move already?
“Xiao Jiang, it’s done—eighty-eight pages in total, but I’ll charge you five per page since you’ve printed a lot . ”
Advertisement
“I’m getting some snacks too . Add that to the bill . ”
Jiang He took two boxes of cup noodles, a pack of dried noodles along with sunflower seeds, spicy bars, pickled pepper, and chicken legs . He was about to adjust his palate when he returned home, because he was about to throw up after eating cucumbers for days!
2
After paying up using WeChat, Jiang He went home while humming a little tune .
He picked a manual that didn’t require the energy of qi, but there was no reaction .
“What’s going on, System?”
[Planting of cultivation manuals is limited to 2 at current farm level, verified as Level 1 . Please try again after improving farm to Level 2, host . ]
2
Dang…
Jiang He almost vomited blood .
He quickly dug out the soil .
Luckily, the nitrogen fertilizer was still there .
After all, would he have enough tears to weep if he did not plant anything but wasted the pellet of fertilizer worth 100 farm points?
Still, Jiang He was utterly inspired after having tried ‘planting’ cultivation manuals on his farm .
Holding the fertilizer and changing his mind, he muttered, “Surely I can’t just leave it be after redeeming this thing?”
“System, since I could plant cultivation manuals… what about weapons? What else could I plant?”
1
[Please find out yourself, Host . ]
“Damn it!”
Jiang He cursed, and put aside the crystalline fertilizer pellet as he picked up a shovel to keep digging .
Soon, he had cleared a hole .
Then, he drew a hundred-dollar bill out of his pocket and placed it in the hole, before putting in the nitrogen fertilizer and burying it .
11
After watering the spot, Jiang He sat at a corner, open a pack of spicy bars and turned on his phone, combing through the forums and video websites for news of the day that were related to the return of qi and nuclear explosions .
He was naturally surprised that it turned out to be a quiet day on the various forums, video sites, and social network, as if every post regarding qi revival had disappeared overnight .
Advertisement
Nonetheless, that did not unsettle Jiang He, though he had the feeling that something was coming .
After all, there was always calm before the storm .
“And here I was thinking that I could adjust my palate with other food . But now, it seems that I can’t afford slowing down my improvement . ”
“That said, now that I’ve reached rank three, cucumbers aren’t as effective as before . ”
2
According to Jiang He’s estimation, he should reach rank four after eating every last cucumber . However, since Indestructible Diamond had improved his cultivation by leaps and bounds, he managed to save quite a few cucumbers, which could probably be used to help him push him a whole notch above rank four .
“That said, the cucumber would be even weaker when I start to cultivate True Qi at rank four . I have to study the System to see if I could get new seeds… Eh? It’s really sprouting?”
Jiang He’s gaze had shifted .
Putting away his phone but continuing to chew on one spicy bar, his eyes were kept fixed at his toes .
A tender sprout had just tunneled its way out of the soil .
Curiously, however, the sprout was not green in color, just as it wasn’t the pale yellow of a seedling that had not seen sunlight . Instead, it had a faint shade of red .
“That luster…”
As the tender sprout quickly enlarged into a shoot, the corner of Jiang He’s mouth couldn’t help twitching . “Why would this shoot be red, just like a hundred-dollar bill?”
1
Be that as it may, his eyes were already ablaze .
The proverb ‘you reap what you sow’ was certainly true here .
2
So, what would you reap if you plant a dollar bill?”
“Cultivation manuals can be planted, and money too… but why aren’t normal seeds that different when sowed?”
“That’s not exactly true though—there is a difference, but it’s just not too obvious . ”
Jiang He turned to look at another corner of the yard, where there was still a field of corn .
Of the handful of corn he sowed, only the twenty-eight corn stalks which were growing on the ashes of the other cucumber plants had been harvested . The other corns were growing slower in comparison and just stood a foot tall, and could only be reaped around another half a month .
2
“Maybe my farm level is too low . Perhaps normal seeds would be different when I level up my farm . ”
Meanwhile, the red shoot had grown into a short tree right in front of Jiang He’s eyes, reaching the height of an adult human .
The trunk, branches, leaves, and even the flowers of a small tree were all the color of hundred-color bills .
“One… Two… Three…”
“A hundred flowers?”
Jiang He counted the blossoming flowers, noticing that they quickly wither and would turn into… a coin?
“…”
“What the heck?”
All those coins were one cent .
Jiang He’s mouth twitched as he scowled . “I sowed a hundred dollars only to reap a hundred one-cent coins? Hold on… are the coin faces changing?”
Five minutes later, the 1-cent coins all turned into 10-cent coins .
1
After another five minutes, the 10-cent coin turned to 50-cent coins, which in turn became 1-dollar coins . The same sequence continued, with the coin turning into 5-dollar bills and then 10-dollar bills .
Then, after an hour, 100-dollar bills were hanging on the branches, dancing enchantingly as a breeze billowed .
8
[Ding!]
[Farm point +1]
Jiang He plucked off a hundred dollar bill to check . “It’s real money! Haha… I planted a hundred dollars and got ten thousand dollars in return! I’ll even get a chunk of EXP—how profitable!”
He plucked out every last 100-dollar bill .
Surprisingly, however…
The human-height tree didn’t rapidly wither into ashes .
“…Is this thing going to bear more fruit like an apple tree?” Jiang He exclaimed in delight . “Isn’t it a real money tree now?”
9
Advertisement
- In Serial38 Chapters
Red Dead To The World
!Ding At that sound the whole world received a message. Prepare for teleportation after the world update is completed. 7billion men and women are tossed into the Grey Omniverse. A vast universe with multiple earth like planets scattered across it. Each human must pick out six parameters to govern their life. Red upon teleportation takes the place of his double a slave to Kale a centauress who bought him for 5 coppers. With a shock collar on his neck and little experience with the system he's forced to follow her into the steps. Can he survive the vast desert on the eastern edge of the Audi continent? Or will he be one of the first humans to die. Not everyone is going to make it.
8 206 - In Serial280 Chapters
The Daily Grind
A terminally bored IT guy finds a sub-dimension in the back stairwell of his office building. It escalates from there.
8 1425 - In Serial26 Chapters
The Destiny of a Mortal God (Hiatus)
Currently on hiatus, in part because I'm unsatisfied with how the story was starting to develop, and even though I had ideas how to run it, I still made mistakes far too big to correct them. Secondly I'm currently stressed about university, and sincerely, I don't see myself keeping this project. I may or may not retake this project or even start a new one, but one thing's for sure, it isn't happening anytime soon (Meaning until june, aprox, or until I can keep up with class). ... Lyon Ironblood, 19 years old and orphan, is taken by Kronos from the present Earth to another world, where he shall fight and struggle to get stronger so that he shall acomplish the mission Kronos assigned him. He shall fight gods, demons, dragons and monsters and even mortals who surpass those. But to do so he shall receive, though only after he proved himself worthy, a power beyond imagination. This power will not be handed freely to him, and he'll have to work hard to develop it. He shall receive the X-Men System. A magic system designed to enhance Lyon and give him the mutations from the X-Men serie. He shall start from scratch, with powers that will seem less than a mere human, and develop them with effort, to surpass the gods. [I don't claim ownership of any of the X-Men powers or characters, neither the cover, only thing I claim are the ideas which make the story and put together their powers, how they'll develop from scratch to even higher worlds than they were suposed on the series, other than that, all X-Men characters named (which I'll try to avoid to a certain point) are not of my property]
8 141 - In Serial7 Chapters
Aura of Magic
Disclaimer: Keep in mind this is a first draft! Developmental editing for the book will be underway at the end of this month. Aurora Nightshade spent her whole life living as a countryside bumpkin, living just to get by. Despite the hardships brought onto her by the Song clan, the tyrannical people that levy insufferable taxes onto her and the villagers, she was content enough with life. This all changed one day, when an amulet fell from the sky like a meteor, a werewolf became her companion and the world of magic opened up to her. The world of spirits and gods revealed to her that fateful night. If you are into Wuxia and Cultivation themes, then don't miss this novel. It touches on some interesting mythology as well, and a lot of magic based on Epic Fantasy. A book that any WMW fan should read! Preorder Aura of Magic on Amazon: https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B095Z1VX9B Chapters daily (Advance chapters on Patreon) !!! Extra chapter for every 100 followers we reach! ________________________________________________________________ Creator of the Mage of Shadows series. Link to amazon below. https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B089DJS52J Currently making a discord where you readers can send me messages and chat to me! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/sWcBsxWGSc Instagram: @mageofshadows Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge
8 270 - In Serial25 Chapters
Strongest Shinobi
Always wanting to be in the naruto universe a young man is taking there and has to live out his life in the naruto world knowing about all major and minor events, will the man be a hero to the world or the biggest villain. Only god knows that one.
8 128 - In Serial49 Chapters
Inspector of God
Cyne Wight had an unfortunate past, but it made him what he is today. Now a newly graduated Inspector of God, he sets out into the world to live his life. Author: Hi, thought I'd give writing a story a shot. Feedback is welcome. Doing his righteous duties, he burns heretics at the stake. He's a man of morals. In the name of the one true god, Sol, he rids the world of those polluted with filthy ideologies. It's a long journey, and one that must be taken step by step. Regardless of what else occurs in the world, he remains true to the teachings of the church... Sort of...
8 166

