Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 57
Advertisement
Due to deal restructure text to speech player is currently unavailable. Will find a solution soon.
Chapter 57: 57
Chapter 57: The Side Effects of Pepper
The three qi pellets sprouts were growing at a visible rate . The planted pepper seeds were starting to move as well, sprouting out of the soil in no time at all and growing two green leaves .
Now that the farm was at level 3, the crops were certainly growing much quicker . Jiang He estimated that the qi pellets could be harvested in an hour, whereas the pepper would be ready even earlier .
After a few more looks, Jiang He finally left the yard . It was already one in the afternoon, but he had not eaten anything yet .
“If I remember correctly, there should be a small grill rack in the house…”
Everything from inside his house had been moved out before the construction work began, and was now piled together in a heap . It took some digging around before Jiang He found the grill rack in the pile, along with several grill skewers and a few packets of condiments .
“I still need some sesame oil and pepper powder… There’s no charcoal either, and I’ll also need a small brush to oil my food . ”
He took another trip to the village mall, where he managed to get everything except the coal .
“No coal . What should I do?”
Jiang He stood at the village entrance with his bag of items . After toying with the idea of taking a trip to the city to get some coal, he eventually decided against it and jogged home .
There, he took out the snake tail . Cutting a large chunk of it, he washed it with clean water before cutting it into tiny pieces, and then did the same with a piece of wolf meat . After skewering them, he picked up the green bottle gourd that he had left under the sun .
[Fourth Brother]
[Breathes and absorbs fire . ]
[Usage: Blow to use . ]
[Gentle reminder: Remember to charge before use . Put it under the sun to charge . ]
He blew a breath on the bottle gourd, and a green puff of smoke immediately landed on the ground and turned into a seven-year old boy . He was identical to the other boy, the only difference between them being that this boy’s dudou was green, and the bottle gourd decoration on his hair knot was green too .
Once the Fourth Brother appeared, he dashed towards Jiang He, sucking on his thumb while acting cute . “Gramps! Gramps!”
Advertisement
“Such a cute little kid, but it somehow feels like there’s no intelligence there… Alright, now help me grill this meat… Oh, and do remember to control the fire intensity… What the heck!!!”
Before Jiang He finished speaking, the Fourth Brother had already released a breath of flames .
Whoosh!
It was like magic .
A great fireball blasted away .
The scorching heat caused the air around it to crackle . Jiang He was so close that he had to use Indestructible Diamond to withstand it .
When the fire faded…
Grilled meat?
There was none .
Because even the skewers had melted .
“You brat!”
Jiang He caught the Fourth Brother and gave him a resounding spanking on the butt until the boy wailed, and only then did he stuff the Fourth Brother back into his bottle gourd in relief .
“The fire the Fourth Brother breathes is too hot . Perhaps not even rank-seven Ferals could withstand it… It definitely is no good for grilling . ”
Jiang He then turned towards Dumbo . The dog was whimpering and shuddering in a corner of the yard, and had dug itself a hole to hide in .
“That silly thing,” said an amused Jiang He .
Skewering another dozen chunk of meat, he called out to his pets . Both Dumbo and Trumbo ran up to him . They had long since caught the scent of the meat, and were salivating while staring at the meat skewers .
“Fire,” instructed Jiang He, pointing at the meat skewer .
Quickly understanding his master’s order, Dumbo opened its jaws, releasing a gentle wave of flames . After grilling the meat for several minutes, Jiang He brushed oil on it . Then, he sprinkled on some cumin and pepper power before getting Dumbo to grill the meat again .
In ten or so minutes, the meat was ready .
“Good job, well done!” exclaimed Jiang He .
Chopping off another few catties of raw wolf meat, he threw it to Dumbo as a reward . After having a few mouthfuls of the skewers, Jiang He nodded in satisfaction .
“Not bad, not bad . The snake is really tasty . Putting aside the freshness, there is still substantial blood and qi in it . Average humans would just have to eat a few hundred grams per day to improve their bodies, and it might even be possible for them to become martial artists . On the other hand, the wolf meat is a little lacking . It is chewy, but the meat is too old and doesn’t taste all that nice . ”
Advertisement
Jiang He threw the dozen wolf meat skewers to Dumbo . “I’ll feed the dog with the remaining wolf meat then…” he said quietly .
It was fortunate that no one else heard him, or they would have died of jealousy . After all, was there anything more extravagant than feeding one’s dog with rank-six Feral meat?
The complete corpse of one rank-six Feral was worth over a million dollars, and even burnt corpses were worth tens of thousands . With that in mind, what sort of family could afford to feed their dog with stuff worth millions?
Nonetheless, Jiang He himself was barely full even after feasting on five catties of snake meat . After becoming a martial artist and improving physically by leaps and bounds, his needs had certainly increased considerably as well .
“If grilled snake is that good, snake soup would be even more nourishing!”
After washing up the grill rack and putting away the condiments, Jiang He went to his yard and began leisurely harvesting qi pellets . The three qi pellet trees had borne a total of nine hundred qi pellets .
[Ding!]
[+3 Farm Points . ]
Jiang couldn’t help being left stunned by the System Notification after plucking one qi pellet .
What was going on?
When the farm was at level 2, one qi pellet earned him 10 farm points . Why was it reduced to 3 points in the blink of an eye?
“This damn System! Could it work like a game, where the EXP gained from killing low level monsters decreases when the player’s level increases?”
Jiang He understood that principle well, but he was still upset . He cursed at the System even as he plucked the qi pellets, and it took him over twenty minutes to empty all the trees .
Boom!
All three qi pellet trees crumbled into ashes .
Jiang He then turned towards the peppers in another corner of his farm . The pack of pepper seeds he’d bought earlier contained 200 seeds .
One should mention here that when growing peppers, tomatoes, or eggplants, normal farmers would plant sprouts instead of seeds . After all, seeds only had a small chance of growing, whereas sprouts could be nurtured and sold in greenhouses .
However, Jiang He’s farm had no concept of chance . What do you mean by chance, when you could actually get a sprout from planting a cleaver?
Either way, his 200 pepper seeds bore 200 green bell pepper stalks, also known as ‘Cow Heart Peppers’ here at farms in the northwest . Each pepper stalk stood a meter tall, and their leaves were a lush green . The field of stalks looked green and oily, because they grew closely next to each other, and each stalk had three to five peppers on it .
Each bell pepper was the size of a fist, round and glistening, even appearing attractive with a faint hint of redness in its green .
Jiang He plucked one and held it in front of his eyes, carefully studying the row of data that popped up .
[Pepper]
[Attribute: Hot . ]
The introduction was so short there may as well have been none . But given his corn’s attributes, Jiang He felt he should test the pepper to ensure what effect the crop held . He took a bite . It was indeed hot, but delightfully so .
“It’s crispy, and its skin is thick . Moreover, it has no seeds, and it feels like roasted leek to the bite…”
Jiang He was amused to get the taste of roast leek from a pepper .
Crunch, crunch .
He finished the entire bell pepper .
Then, he promptly felt a burning sensation rising from his belly’s cinnabar fields that extended instantly all over his body . His face turned red from the neck-up too . The redness rapidly rose until white smoke puffed out of the back of his head .
Jiang He clenched his fists, causing the air to crackle . He felt a vigor all over his body that he could never use up, and extreme rage, promptly coming to a realization after feeling it…
“Pepper has the same effect as rampage potions—increasing one’s power by half and sparking an impulse for destruction, plus fifty points of rage…”
The vigor only faded after ten minutes . Jiang He shook his head to dispel that uncontrollable urge .
Uh-huh .
There were side effects…
But that was not a serious problem .
***
Meanwhile, in one of the dilapidated buildings at the Ningdong Mines .
Blargh .
The Tranquil Heavenly General vomited a mouthful of blood when he opened his eyes . A wave of hatred surged out of his eyes . He then whipped out a satellite phone and made a call .
“Mission failed, Elder . Duan Tianhe is now a grandmaster, and he has rooted out one of our agents . However, the key reason for our failure is not Duan Tianhe… I have already notified our other agents to find out about that person as soon as possible . ”
After the call was finished, the frosty air around Tranquil Heavenly General burst out as he bellowed like a Feral, “Who are you? I, the Tranquil Heavenly General, shall cut you into a million pieces!”
Advertisement
- In Serial83 Chapters
Ideascape: An Adventure LitRPG
35 years ago, the Greene wave swept across the world, baffling scientists as to its purpose and origin. Now, that purpose is finally revealed. Victoria Gale was bored with the world. Stuck looking for work just to get by, she was ready for things to change. Just as she gains hope for the future, the world decided to take her plans and put them through the wringer. Experiencing changes to her body and mind, Vic is forced headfirst into conflict with a changing world, as supers, monsters, mad scientists, and perhaps worst of all, terrible Japanese/wuxia/isekai tropes begin to become reality. Join her and many others as they begin an adventure in a new world, that no one is ready for. Story is currently on HIATUS
8 246 - In Serial41 Chapters
ReIgnite [A Fantasy Saga]
Alisa Veyara did not want to spend her school year responsible for raising a baby dragon, conscripted into an elite foreign war force by a tyrant conqueror. But the years of peace are about to come to an abrupt end. Alisa studied and worked her entire life to earn a place at the elite, prestigious Renand Grand Academy of Higher Magic, mastering the intricacies of delicate powerscript and eager to learn the deepest secrets of what could be done with magic. Alas, no longer will Renand Academy be a peaceful haven of study. War is coming, and even foreign scholarship students must be prepared to fight. One way or another Alisa will be caught in the middle of it, her ambitions crushed and her plans thrown into chaos. Not every calling is asked for; not every destiny is expected. But sometimes even the most reluctant of heroes has the potential to change the world. Update schedule: Book 1 (An Unwanted Dragon) is complete! Updates will resume when book 2 is ready to begin posting.
8 134 - In Serial13 Chapters
STAGNANTE: Land of Stagnation
Brogdar's southern continent is known as the Land of Stagnation; rather than deserts and drylands, the land here is filled with harsh steppes. Monsters walk its plains and most nations send criminals who've murdered to die here. These criminals overtime formed clans and tribes that were able to carve an existence out of the massive continent, yet unable to break the flow of the god's minions. To this day, criminals still arrive and pray to join these tribes. And as the boats arrive from the northern nations, Ronin Londer discovers tribeless criminals that aren't able to join right away: Stagnante. The only question he faces now is if he'll survive. Set in the farflung corners of the setting created for STEM: The Topical Dungeon, Stagnante follows Ronin Londer trying to survive the land of stagnation. Monstrous beasts, other stagnante, and even the tribes themselves will stand in his way to finding a new life in this land. This series will release chapters at irregular intervals, with a focus on the story taking "as long as it takes" to be told right.
8 163 - In Serial8 Chapters
Settle
[participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] In a land recovering from war and plagued by bandit outlaws, a young man joins a program to bring order to the chaos around him.
8 154 - In Serial87 Chapters
Ode to Freud
For those who do not understand the reference, "wish fulfillment" is before anything a term created by Sigmund Freud in the 1900's. In psychology it is a state of satisfying unconscious needs and desires by the use of fantasy and delusion. In literature it is the very base of fictional work, but also the name of a style of writing where the author sacrifices the key elements of good storytelling in order to fulfill his own psychopathic, neurotic or perverse needs and desires, usually through the use of the characters in weird and forced situations. What I meant by the title of this story is that it is a trashy, badly written, shitty story about me getting some wish fulfillment by the use of some characters and a fictional world of my creation. Not the good kind of fulfillment, since my wishes are of the bad kind and I intend to fulfill those, not yours. Also, being a total amateur and not writing a proper plot before starting are two big indicators that this story is going to go bad. I guess Royal Road call this kind of stories the "Mary Sue" kind. So, unless you are a very ugly piece of trash (at least as much as I am) don’t bother reading it. Now, if you ARE messed up on the level of a clinically depressive, lightly suicidal, lolicon/shotacon aligned morbidly obese hikikomori vermin who sold his virginity to a prostitute and is currently living at the costs of his widowed mother after expending all the money he got from his father’s inheritance, all the while masturbating furiously to beast/furry dickgirl hentai, then be welcomed. Please feel free to get a serving at my antidepressants and also at the canned tuna I have stored in the fridge. There may be some cheese somewhere, and I am pretty sure I bought some juice the other day, but I have no idea where it is. Anyway. You may dislike what I write because of all the amauteur(ish) writing, or you may not. Who knows. Give it a try and write a comment. It gets lonely writing to no one. Also, feel free to grant me inspiration not only by making comments about the world and/or characters, but specially by suggesting a music for me to listen while I write the next chapter. Be warned : I do get influenced easily by the background music I listen while writing. If you exist, of course. I'm seriously doubting anyone has read anything after the "lolicon hikikomori" thing. Also, I have a tiny dick.Just so you can feel better about yourself a little more. Or maybe I have just degraded psychologically a little more and now I am into shame-play. I wonder if the psychiatrist would increase my meds a bit if I told her about it.Hope I never get to penispanick, though! Self-mutilation, especially of the castration type, would be baaaad. After all, I do like my prostitutes. And having sex with them when I can afford it. Oh, yeah, the story. I will just write the first chapter in a few moments.Until later, b(i)each.
8 165 - In Serial12 Chapters
Reincarnation of The Butcher Alchemist
In a High grade World where the strong killed the weak as they please. Fu was only a common Butcher, but one day he met an injured Alchemist that he saved. After 200 years, from when he became the Alchemists student to now, where he was known as the infamous Butcher Alchemist Fu that stood at the peak of this World has unexpectedly died while fighting a dragon in an Ancient Ruin over a book. After that. He woke up in a different body, in a Low grade World, with a dragon corpse and the book he died for. Will he surpass his past life or will he die along the journey?
8 76

