Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 114
Advertisement
Due to deal restructure text to speech player is currently unavailable. Will find a solution soon.
Chapter 114
“The mansion I planted in the wee hours of the morning had just sprouted . That’s quite a slow growth rate… I wonder if it would mature by the evening . ”
Jiang He complained, holding back the idea of planting a maid right now . “Let’s wait until the mansion is grown . ”
Stepping out of his yard, Jiang He found the village in silence and felt a little lonely just then . There would usually be children chasing each other and playing at this hour, and a bunch of old folks playing poker and chess under the willow trees beside the green belt .
The old madam next door would be walking the streets, looking for other women to gossip with .
But now .
There was only nothingness .
Jinyintan Village was now an uninhabited village .
Breathing a long-sigh, Jiang He shook his head and laughed bitterly . “Are you already bored, Jiang He? How many days had it been?”
“This is how elites should be!”
“I would only develop if I could bear the isolation… that said, when could my farm be upgraded to mobile space?”
“I could leave when I level up… only an idiot would stay in this village!”
After all, the neon lights of the city were very beautiful, and the chicks of the city center sweet .
Taking out one of his folding chairs, Jiang He sat beneath a willow tree beside the green belt . Whipping out his phone and turning on WeChat, he found some unread messages from Duan Tianhe .
He clicked on it to find a website .
However, every time he tried to open the URL, WeChat would warn him that it was a ‘dangerous website’ .
“…”
Jiang He was at a loss for words .
Had that old-timer Duan Tianhe sent him some age-restricted stuff?
Was it not supposed to the Warrior Home forums? Why is it categorized as a dangerous website?
Advertisement
Still, being a former intellectual of online videos, that little bit of work wouldn’t trouble Jiang He . Clicking to copy to URL, he pasted it on the browser and clicked ‘download website’, and a dialogue box promptly popped up .
It was the login panel .
“Why is there no registration button? Do I force a login?”
Jiang He keyed in his own ID, and the option of setting a password popped up . It was especially troublesome since it still required video verification, winking, showing his teeth, looking right and left—just like an imbecile .
Nonetheless, he cleared it after much difficulty .
But after he logged in, he still had to go through a real-name check system .
Even so, Jiang He understood that, since during the multiple occasions when Duan Tianhe mentioned the Warrior Home forum, it was supposed to be a platform for exchange between martial artists and Awakened across the country in the future . There, they would conduct trade for cultivation resources, weapons, combat suits, cultivation method, and secret text, which was why a real-name check system was the most basic of checks .
But is it not a little too much to get a nickname as well?!
Jiang He was not good when it came to names, and was not bothered to think too much, so he simply combined several letters and numbers .
Entering the forum, he saw the name ‘Warrior Home’ calligraphed on the top right of the main page, with a logo of two crossed blades underneath it .
There was a horizontal bar beneath the logo, inside of each were red bold font .
[Team Blitz official formed . Recruiting three martial artists and one Awakened . Specific requirements are as below…]
[Help: I’ve awakened fire-type powers but my control is bad, and I keep burning my clothes . What should I do?]
[WTS: A rank-seven Feral that recently gave birth, and is in weakened state…]
Jiang He looked around .
The forum itself felt like one of the shoutout systems in various games . New posts would be given priority, but posting here was more expensive than the shoutout items in game, since a single merit point was equal to ten thousand dollars .
Advertisement
Underneath the horizontal bar were buttons labeled ‘cultivation manual trade’, ‘weapons trade’, ‘secondhand items exchange’ and ‘Feral materials’, and those were easier to understand .
It was the same thing like filters in other websites such as ‘language’, ‘HD image’ and ‘GIF image’ .
Jiang He clicked on cultivation manual trade, entering the block .
There were already hundreds of posts inside, and it appeared that there were many members in Warrior Home already . Two or three of the cultivation manuals were actually self-made, while most others were a family inheritance .
Jiang He scanned through them, but most were plain and average, especially the self-made ones . Even Jiang He could find several flaws that would cause major problems if cultivated carelessly, and since he could not find a button for ‘report’, he decided to call Duan Tianhe tomorrow to talk about it .
Was cultivation a joke?
How could blindly created cultivation method even be used?
Still, the officially sold cultivation manuals available at Warrior Home surprised Jiang He . There were thousands of them, with a wide range of categories, from sword, palm, fist, foot to inner strength .
“Oh?”
“That palm-technique… Stonebreak Palm? That was the manual I got from Killer Star, but it’s sold as much as two thousand merit points?”
Jiang He was taken aback .
That thing was actually so expensive?
After all, 2,000 merit points was equal to twenty million dollars!
“How much did the Martial Arts Department (MAD) bring it from me back then again… Anyway, those bunch are so sly . Such cutthroats!”
Jiang He complained inwardly .
He checked out the larger tabs, and wrote a post [WTB mutated plants, fruits, vegetables and seeds within the country (permanent post)] . Then, he went on to check his personal data .
It shows that he is a rank-six martial artist, his superpower being ‘beast-taming’ and rank was ‘possible B’ .
Jiang He then looked beneath the rank to check his merit points, which now totaled up to 35,900 .
That was not much .
According to the exchange of 1 merit point for 10,000 dollars, he only had three hundred and fifty million, which was not too useful .
Moreover, he saw nothing he liked from the items available for sale on the forum .
“I could keep the points, but I wonder if there’s a high-interest rate loaning scheme for it… like the type where you lend a thousand but I only give you eight hundred, and you still have to repay me a thousand…”
Jiang He thought about it, but decided it was not worth it .
What if the loans he granted were not repaid?
Still, he was not worried that he did not have the ability to collect his debts, since there was a high-risks in being martial artists or Awakened in the first place . What if his debtors suddenly kicked the bucket? Was he supposed to chased him all the way down to hell to collect his debt?
1
***
After Jiang He had slapped away his own mansion with his palm, the simple kitchen he had before was gone too .
1
Afternoon arrived, and so Jiang He had to stick to his old habits and have smoked Leopard Python meat .
One must admit that the System Backpack was wonderful . Even though the Leopard Python’s flesh had been stuffed inside for so long, it was still tender and sweet as if it had just left the butcher’s shop, with no decay whatsoever .
But even as he ate, Jiang He sighed .
Days when he had nothing to do was quite a bore…
“I’m actually not used to the Sky Demon Cult not bothering me,” he mumbled and laughed bitterly . Forget it . After I finished eating, I’ll plant a maid . And if that succeeds, I’ll plant too more, so that I’ll have company for mahjong and fight the landlord when I get bored!”
Advertisement
- In Serial9 Chapters
Rise Of The Rabbit Empire
Alice and the other players got stuck in a virtual reality game, and the only way out was to defeat the final boss. Alice won against wicked god Zegan, the final boss of the game, and fell unconscious.She thought it was just her being logged out, but when she woke up, she was still in the game. The setting was five hundred years after Zegan’s defeat, and everything was more realistic than it should be.The world that was supposed to be at peace was at war again, and with a different reason. The races were divided in to two factions: The beastkins, elves, and fairies that wanted to preserve nature; and the humans, dwarves, and demons that wanted the advancement of magical technology.What will she do? Will she intervene in the war? Or will she stay neutral and live thinking everything’s still a game?
8 138 - In Serial63 Chapters
The Coin of Fate
Hi, I'm Bee May, the faery of knowledge. Inside the Plane of Creation, every living being has a story to tell and my job is to write those stories! When these beings meet each other, their stories mix and a bigger story comes out! So Exciting! And then there is Fate, It's mother boss... and It's ever greedy for a juicy story! So from time to time Fate cheats a bit and pulls a string here or there to make the story more interesting, I forgive him tho... It's more fun to write spicy stories! But... sometimes Fate gets really bored and its Coin appears, the Coin can make any wish become true... But... At what cost? Other infos: >Chapter lenght might vary! >I'm not a pro writer nor an English speaker. >You will find errors, if you can be so gentle to correct me I'll learn from my mistakes and try to be better! >Cover by Sara Planargia, commissioned by me! >A special thank you to my friends for all their support : Niya, Esquartejador, Ele, G Fighter.
8 120 - In Serial35 Chapters
Demonizing Matters
A high fantasy drama about a young woman who finds out a demon secret. This secret sparks a growing conflict between demons and humans. While trying to save her own life and dealing with the unexpected consequences of her actions, she falls in love with a hated demon. We follow the drama of Lita, alongside a cast of several other POV characters, as she discovers secrets (both open and purposefully hidden), makes well intentioned but sometimes disastrous decisions, and encounters prejudices and truths. Demons may be evil… or not. Humans may be good… or not. God is aloof… or not. Publishing every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. This is my first real work! Super excited to be publishing! I don’t spend a lot of time describing gore, sex, trauma or any other type of scene that would be labeled as mature. I've labeled the story as mature in every way more because I don't quite understand the standard and don't know if I've crossed the line at all (and I'd rather be safe than get my story rejected for under labeling ;)). Mostly I hint, start the scene then interrupt/fade out, and in general let the reader know it happens but without making it too explicit. (I’d love to hear how I did on this! And if it was still entertaining/informative without being traumatizing.) This is what I prefer to read myself so that’s what I write. I’m not apologizing. ;) If I mislabeled my mature content it was by accident. And, yes, the pacing was also on purpose. Beyond that, I welcome any feedback you want to give! Enjoy the story!
8 199 - In Serial37 Chapters
Reincarnation Royale
Actual Synopsis: Mike died. Mike met God. Mike was made to play a game. Mike wants harem. Mike goes on quest to get harem while playing god's game. XD Currently rewriting first arc (RW for rewritten chapter) Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to reincarnate as the main character? Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to have to go through something like Terror Infinity? Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to go through both at the same time? And the most important question, does it count as NTR if you actually are the main character? Follow Mike on his adventures and maybe one day we'll get to answer that century old question... From the mind of one man and his split personality who were inspired by fellow seniors here on Royal Road to bring out their ideas for the world to see, we bring to you Reincarnation Royale! Inspired by: Terror Infinity, D.Grayman, Bleach, and Terror Infinity Side-B (More works will be added as the story continues) Thi's is my first time writing on RR...
8 89 - In Serial39 Chapters
Warped World: The Nether Dungeon
Lenny Nevens loved adventure, games, and the outdoors, but he's also naive and winds up killed by a hippo at the zoo. Now nothing but a soul he gets a once in a life time job offer, and he dosen't get a say in if he accepts or not. So turned into a dungeon and sent off with the vague words have fun your gonna need it, he start his new life. _________________________________________________________________________________________ So this is my first time writing I hope its good please come on this journey with me :)
8 142 - In Serial16 Chapters
THE SANDLOT preferences
Some small stories about you (the reader) with the sandlot members.What I will write:PreferencesOne shots Send me any suggestions that you would like to see🤗 THE MORE COMMENTS AND VOTES THE MORE I WRITE!!! Please do not steal my work!
8 83

