Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm Chapter 160
Advertisement
Due to deal restructure text to speech player is currently unavailable. Will find a solution soon.
Chapter 160
For Jiang He, the incident with Wang Shaoyu was merely a pinch of spice in his trip to Jiangnan .
Waving and gesturing for the frightfully kneeling Wang Shaoyu to make himself scarce, Jiang He then returned to his room .
“What’s going on?”
Qin Fan frowned at Wang Gang, who wiped the sweat over his brow and felt a dryness in his throat . He spoke a little hoarsely, “I’ll explain later Chief Qin . ”
After that, he went outside to handle the problem there .
As for his son…
Needless to say, he would be given some affection of the stick .
As for his classmates…
“Take Zhou Yu to the hospital . Mister Jiang was holding back so he was not too hurt—I’ll come up with something to help him recover . ”
Nonetheless, having caused such a major commotion that startled both the hotel’s management and its staff, Wang Gang had to negotiate and pay for damages .
Still, he certainly had things going for him since he could hold the position of Martial Arts Department (MAD) intelligence chief in Jiangnan city, and soon settled everything .
After that, Wang Gang gritted his teeth as he returned nervously to Jiang He’s room, bowing with a fist-palm salute as he spoke respectfully to Jiang He, “Mister Jiang, allow me to apologize in my son’s stead for his misdeeds . ”
Waving him off, Jiang He said, “It’s fine . He offended me at first and I taught him a lesson in return, so we’re even . However, as a former classmate of your son, allow me some friendly advice…”
“Your son’s attitude needs changing . If nothing was done and he provoked someone else, he would not merely walk away with a beating . ”
Wang Gang nodded, afraid to say much . “You are right, Mister Jiang . I’m grounding him and have him reflect on his wrongs when I get home . ”
Inside, he was gritting his teeth in sheer frustration!
“When I get back, I’m breaking that insolent boy’s legs!”
***
“Mister Jiang, Elder Lin, Chief Lin . ”
“I have some work back at MAD, so I’ll be leaving first . Allow me to treat everyone to dinner later—I’ll be your host for tonight . ” Soon, Qin Fan left as well, leaving Jiang He, Long Mountain Lin, and Lin Tianzheng in Jiang He’s room .
Advertisement
After some idle conversation, Jiang He asked about the auction . Long Mountain Lin himself had been in a coma for almost three months and only woke up today, which was why he naturally was not aware about the auction .
Lin Tianzheng then began, “About that, Mister Jiang…”
“Oh?”
Just as Lin Tianzheng was about to speak, Long Mountain Lin snorted at a corner and bark, “Insolent . I’m brothers with Jiang He now, and you’re still calling him Mister Jiang?”
Lin Tiangzheng blushed and stammered for a long time, before quietly saying, “Uncle Jiang…”
“What’s a big man like you acting coy for? Honestly, what have I always taught you?”
Long Mountain Lin appeared utterly disappointed as he rebuked his son . “Speak louder . ”
1
One must say that the old man had quite a quirky temper .
After he regained consciousness, he seemed to have become familiar with Jiang He at first sight, addressing him first as ‘Mister Jiang’ and now ‘Brother Jiang He’ .
In turn, Jiang He addressed him as ‘Old Bro Lin’ .
With that, it seems appropriate for Lin Tianzheng to address him as ‘Uncle Jiang’ .
Be that as it may, having a man nearing fifty calling him ‘uncle’ weirded out Jiang He no matter how he thought about it, which was why he quickly said, “Please, Chief Lin . You are my senior in the martial world, and by reason I should call you uncle instead . ”
Lin Tianzheng appeared pleased and politely replied, “You flatter me . ”
And yet, Long Mountain Lin coolly said, “Jiang He addresses me as brother—are you brave enough to answer when he calls you uncle? Should I call you dad too?”
Lin Tianzheng looked like he was forced to eat a fly .
1
Still, he understood the old man’s temper, which was why he said compliantly, “Don’t say that, dad . You’ve bonded well with Uncle Jiang on your first meeting and are equals, so I ought to call Uncle Jiang uncle at least once . ”
Jiang He, unable to decide if he should laugh or cry, answered, “Let’s just go with suit ourselves, Old Bro Lin . The people of my village always do that . ”
As he spoke, he turned towards Lin Tianzheng and asked, “What do you think, Bro Lin?”
Still, Jiang He felt that the title was weird right after he said it . Was he not degrading Long Mountain Lin’s seniority down to his son’s level?
Advertisement
Hence, he quickly said, “Scratch that, it’s alright for you to call me uncle . Age does not matter when it comes to seniority, and there old white-haired folks who call youths uncles back in my village . ”
Lin Tianzheng: “…”
Hence, he skipped that part of their conversation and continued about the auction, saying, “The auction this time is organized jointly by the three great clans: the Murong clan, the Long clan, and the Wei clan . This is considered the first public auction of various martial arts resources following the Revival of Qi . ”
Long Mountain Lin then added, “The Revival of Qi spreads martial arts far and wide and brought forth the awakening of superpowers . With the government’s promotion of martial arts nationwide, martial art resources are fated to be a giant cake . With the long history of the Murong clan, the Long clan, and the Wei clan, they do have the strength to hold such an auction . ”
Beside them, Jiang He was utterly bemused .
Murong clan, the Long clan, the Wei clan, and whatnot…
To tell the truth, he had not heard of any of them . Having only become a martial artist for a month and several days, how was he supposed to know about these martial arts clan with centuries worth of history?
Either way, they sounded awesome—it was said that everyone in those clans practiced martial arts, and had rank-eights or even rank-nines presiding over them . Their centuries worth of legacy also helped them accumulate endless wealth, and they were definitely aristocrats .
According to Long Mountain Lin, there were more of such clans across the nation with varying strength, with some having ancestors reaching divine-tier or the void-tier .
“By the way, I heard that the three clans had even placed a Spatial Ring and a Sword Will Barrenwort on auction to increase the attraction and popularity of their event . ”
Lin Tianzheng suddenly added then .
Spatial Ring?
Jiang He’s eyes twitched, whereas Long Mountain Lin abruptly rose to his feet and murmured in disbelief, “The Sword Will Barrenwort?”
“That’s right . ”
“I’ve confirmed that the Sword Will Barrenwort is no ruse—the three great clans are investing their blood and sweat in this . Dad, you are a sword will elite who holds profound understanding towards it, so there is hope for you to gain perfect sword will if we could get the Sword Will Barrenwort . ”
Lin Tianzheng’s eyes were shining as he quietly said, “And with perfect sword will, you would at least have a greater hope of reaching divine-tier!”
Long Mountain Lin paced around, before he gritted his teeth and said, “That settles it—we will compete for the Sword Will Barrenwort . There are not many sword wielders at rank-eight or nine, and there’s hope if we tried to fight for it . ”
Offering Jiang He a fist-palm salute, he said, “Brother Jiang He, I shall be off to gather the funds . Let’s meet again at tomorrow’s auction . ”
Once father and son hurried away, Jiang He slapped himself on the forehead when they were gone . “Damn it, me and my memory… Elder Lin is an elite who has grasped the Boundary of Wills too, and I should have asked him about thunder will…”
And it was awkward chasing them down now .
Jiang He thought about it…
“Whatever, I’ll ask about it at tomorrow’s auction… Now that I have fourteen Orirocks, all that’s left are two portions of rank-nine Feral flesh and my farm could level up . ”
He then checked the time .
Somehow, it was already four in the afternoon . He took out and finished lunchbox, passing it as dinner before he left the hotel and climbed into his sports car .
“Destination, Chongming Island!”
Jiang He issued a voice command inside .
Since the auction would be held tomorrow morning anyway and it was dull sleeping in the hotel, he could use this time to slay that Black King Drake or whatnot on Chongming Island, gathering all the materials he needed to level up his farm on one go .
Unbeknownst to Jiang He, however, just as he left the Jiangnan city base and headed towards Chongming Island…
***
Jiangnan city’s MAD, around six in the evening .
Wang Gang handed a report to Qin Fan .
There was a somber look on the former’s face as he said quietly, “Chief Qin . It appears that someone has captured images of thunderclouds gathering above Chongming Island, a weird phenomenon that hangs up in the air… That vermin might have ascended!”
Qin Fan’s face dropped and he quickly said, “Contact HQ right away and contact General Zhao, who’s in charge of the garrison in our district . Once the Black King Drake metamorphizes into a King Feral, it would cause unrest amongst the Feral hordes surrounding Chongming Island, and it could cause a Feral swarming!”
Advertisement
- In Serial49 Chapters
An Infinite Recursion of Time
I always wanted to be taken to another world, and as they say, there are no atheists in the foxhole that we call real life. I prayed, and prayed, and prayed until one day, I opened my eyes to see my dream had come true. I also saw the axe of an orc bearing down on my skull. You win some, you lose some. A time-loop fantasy story written after getting into litRPGs a bit. I wondered what it would be like if I just went and wrote a story about all the things I liked in web fiction without holding back: time loops, RPG stats, certain character archetypes, and harems played straight. Please be warned of lewd descriptions and depraved sexualization. If nothing else, this will be a sincere work. Completed EPUB (exported directly from Royal Road with no changes; let me know if there's any problems): https://mega.nz/file/Kxg11CoB#2J-rZ7MKSnd4UpNwx257_mjecMQ0wpc8-ixjYIse_40
8 201 - In Serial52 Chapters
Technically Abroad
This is the story about Victor who is Technically Abroad and how he is adjusting to this one simple fact. Going to college is a hard time for a lot of people. You just became an adult in society’s eyes, but people still treat you like a kid. A year ago you might have had to ask for permission to use the bathroom, but now you can vote, legally buy most things and work, marry, etc. Even if some people still treat you like a kid. So in the simplest non-spoilery terms, this story is about Victor finding himself in a world that isn’t his, with a lot of rules that weren’t given to him upon arrival. Instead, he has to take the cards he was dealt and do the best that he can, even though he never asked to be part of this game that turned into his life. He has to just hope he can live up to his name. This story will be one that can be found in its entirety here, but thanks to multiple people asking the story to be put here it will be, albeit with a delay compared to the main site. Discord is here if you wish to join the community in a more direct fashion. I'd love to talk with more people who read the story. Also if you wish to aid in the series getting noticed please visit here and give it a boost. Every vote is greatly appreciated.
8 73 - In Serial13 Chapters
Abyssmal Downpour
Abysmall downpour is a story about a young civilian from a futuristic world, who undergoing everyday life finds himself in an unknown world as he wokes up one day.The protagonist (Karl Fenrir) tries every possible way to survive in a desolate world, where he may be the last of homosapiens !. Where evolution ,bought in various forms, is taking place at horrendous rates . Follow him on ride for answers leading to further questions. Truth is always laying front but couldn't be more hidden. As his two 'worlds' intermingle, what will the fate have in store for him?
8 146 - In Serial17 Chapters
Maxing Out From the Start!
Okuma Sho is a NEET who spends all of his time playing an MMORPG, Adventurous. At the ripe age of 21, he locks himself in his bedroom of his parent's house with no job, girlfriend, or life. One day, however, his mother had enough and kicked him out. With no other choice, he slowly makes his way to town when he collapses. He starts coming up with a scheme to take revenge, but he suddenly dies from a crash-landing plane as his plan comes together. He is then met with a God-like voice who decides his fate- a second chance in a whole new world! How will Sho use this second chance? Will he stop his NEET life or finally work like the typical person? Or... something else?
8 187 - In Serial44 Chapters
Outliers
"This was the pack I had heard only stories about in my younger years. The pack of wild wolves blessed by the Gods, that embraced their savagery, that were born to hunt and install fear into the hearts of all those weaker than them." ***The Colorado pack, is a pack like no other. They stand alone from the rest - a group of wolves made to be fighters, to enforce the balance between all wolves when conflicts arose between Alpha's, led by an Alpha more powerful than the rest.Emily is a wolf unable shift. Possessing the genes of both her human mother and wolf father, she is blessed with the gift of strength and agility like any other wolf, but her inability to shift forces her to withdraw from pack dynamics. At the age of twenty-three she's sick of her life and desperate to escape, and she knows exactly where she wants to go. Could a wolf like Emily ever be accepted within Colorado's ranks? Could she earn the respect of the terrifying Alpha? CONTAINS MATURE CONTENTCOPYWRITE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 2019
8 185 - In Serial18 Chapters
The Forgotten Love
Hi, I love to read the Harry Potter series and watch the movies! And I love fan-fiction. Also, I'm in the LGBTQ+ family. Add that all together and you get... A Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual Harry Potter fan-fiction writer! This is my first series. I thought of Drarry first but now I think I should write a Hon / Rarry / candyshipping story.
8 165

