《My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms》My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms - Chapter 69,
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Chapter 69,
Sun Wukong: Hey hey, the gift from my old grandson is unique in the Three Realms . It’s the only one!
Lin Hai’s excitement is unique to Made’s three kingdoms . How powerful and rare it is .
Little Muddleheaded Immortal: Dasheng send it quickly (a drooling expression behind)
Sun Wukong: Ah, don’t rush, it’s your turn .
Ding Dong!
Sun Wukong sent you a monkey hair .
Looking at the prompt information on the screen of the mobile phone, Lin Hai has a black line on his face .
Your sister’s, is this his unique three worlds?
You have hundreds of millions of them on you .
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Ha-ha, I can’t imagine Da Sheng is so humorous .
Sun Wukong seemed to have heard the meaning of Linhai dialect, and hastened to explain .
Sun Wukong: My old grandson is telling the truth . Of the three realms, there is only one stone monkey of the old grandson . Isn’t the monkey hair of my old grandson unique to the three realms?
Your sister’s, you’re right!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: What’s the function of this monkey hair, Da Sheng?
Sun Wukong: Ah, it’s of great use . You can use the technique of impinging on the eye and transforming 300 monkeys .
Pooh!
Your sister!
Brother is OK . Why did he change 300 monkeys to come out? Play monkeys!
Lin Hai suddenly felt that the great saint sometimes was so pitted .
Sun Wukong: Daoist friend, my old Sun went to smoke a cigarette first . I can’t wait any longer .
Grass, Lin Hai opens the storage bag to see if the monkey hair has any other function besides changing the monkey .
As soon as it opened, Lin Hai’s face was black .
Your sister’s, dead monkey, you tell me where the hair was pulled out and why it was curled . You tell me the truth, brother, I will never kill you!
What a pity he is!
Monkey Hair of Sun Wukong: Can be changed into 300 people, strength is one thousandth of the people who perform .
Laying in a slot, isn’t it equivalent to 300 separate positions?
Lin Hai is happy! Good baby!
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Nima, almost played by the dead monkey .
You think you’re a monkey, and everyone else is a monkey .
See how it works .
Usage: Just imagine what the person is like in your mind .
Why? Is it not just about changing yourself? Is that not who you want to change?
If you think of Liu Xinyue without clothes, Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey…
Lin Hai had a bad laugh .
Just thinking of Liu Xinyue, the phone suddenly rang, which frightened Lin Hai .
“Barbarian girl?” It was Liu Xinqing who opened it .
“Hello, just now Red Boss called me and asked you to take Ahua with you when you pick me up from school tomorrow . She said she couldn’t see the dog, so she beat you into a dog . ”
Pooh!
Nima, who did I provoke?
But the dog is OK . Selling it will conquer the women hooligans .
I’m in a hurry to make an appointment with the dog .
“I said aunt, I’m so lucky to have a name . Can you stop feeding me so much?”
“Good, stinky rascal!”
Well, Made, you might as well call .
Hang up the phone, Lin Hai is idle and boring .
Look at the people around you . Are there any pretty girls or something?
One search, let alone one .
“Chu Liner, 12 meters away . ”
The bedroom . Isn’t that next door?
On the left is Peng Tao’s family . Nobody is there now .
That should be the one on the right .
Look at the head, is a beautiful woman in a long green antique dress, hair pulled up, looks extremely gorgeous .
Just look at it, let Lin Hai have a feeling of heartbeat .
He’s such a special person .
Why? How do you feel so familiar? It’s as if I’ve seen it somewhere .
I guess I’m an actor, dressed in ancient clothes, and I’m familiar with it . I must have seen it on some TV .
Look at the signature of personality: King Yan wants you to die three times, I dare to leave you to five times!
Bedding trough, the bull is blowing, Hulashan is ringing .
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Looking at it .
Chu Liner, a nearby man, greeted you .
Yo, this girl is very active .
Lin Hai looked down at the greeting message .
“Add me, come on!”
Bedding, what’s the situation? It’s so urgent . I don’t want to make an appointment with my brother .
“Why?” Lin Hai did not pass, but answered directly .
“Dry!”
Well, Chu Lin’er’s reply almost bleeds Lin Hai .
This Nima, brother doesn’t mean that!
But this girl is direct enough . How hungry and thirsty is this?
Although Lin Hai is also very colorful, but not hungry to choose the kind of food, put down the mobile phone is not ready to ignore her .
“What are you not going to do? Add me, Grandma and Aunt “gan Si ni”!
Chu Liner sent another greeting message .
Sleeping in the trough, so vigorous!
Lin Hai gave a secret voice .
“Hello, if you have any kind, let me pass it!” Grandma and aunt have been looking for you for a long time!”
What, what? Have you been looking for me for a long time? Lin Hai is a little confused!
Did this girl have a crush on herself long ago?
“Get through to Grandma and Aunt, or you’ll go down to eighteen hells!”
Lin Hai pouts his lips, and there are eighteen hells . Do you think you are Lord Yan?
“Are you a man or not? You dare not add a good friend, no kind of thing!”
Bedroom, Lin Hai can’t stand it!
Nima, it’s all going up to the level of whether it’s a man or not .
Are women so crazy about guns now?
Pass!
As soon as Lin Hai passed, Chu Liner’s message came .
Chu Liner: Let me find you at last . I have to chop your paws! (Behind them are three angry expressions)
What? What’s the situation? Is this the beginning of the appointment now?
Lin Hai is a bit confused .
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Are you going to play sm?
Chu Liner: What is sm? (A question on the back)
Loaded, you will give me the Loaded! ___________
Lin Hai pouted his lips .
Chu Lin’er: Don’t talk nonsense . Where are you? Grandma and aunt are looking for you! (An angry expression on the back)
Sleeper, this girl is too active .
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Sister, are you too anxious to see me? Brother, I will not adapt .
Chu Liner: No? Know your bones by skinning! You broken head, my aunt and grandmother recognized it at the first glance! ____________
Head portrait?
Lin Hai’s avatar is a film adapted from a fairy chivalrous novel last year . It was taken when Lin Hai participated in group performances in their school to find mass actors .
Little Muddle Fairy: Are you sure you know me?
Lin Hai is also somewhat uncertain .
Is this Chu Liner also an actor who filmed with him last year?
It’s quite possible!
Lin Hai had thought of Chu Liner as an actor before, and had a preconceived feeling that he and Chu Liner might really know each other .
But why does this Chu Liner seem to hate himself so much?
Chu Liner: Speak up, where are you? Besides, I’ll look for houses one by one and I will take you out of the ground!!!
Chu Liner sent out the message, and before Lin Hai could reply, he fluttered out of the villa with an angry face and went into a villa in the opposite direction of Lin Hai .
Ah Hua was lying idly in the dog kennel . He suddenly saw Chu Lin floating out, and was very frightened .
Running violently, Ahua ran to Lin Hai’s door and scratched hard .
“Your uncle, this dead dog, scratches the door so much . ”
Lin Hai’s breath, how can there be such a stink!
When the door was slammed open, Lin Hai kicked Ahua in a bad mood .
“Scratch your sister!” Lin Hai roared .
“Dad, there’s a ghost next door . She’s out, right now…”
Suddenly Ah Hua found that Lin Hai did not listen to him at all . The whole person seemed to have seen something terrible and was foolish there .
Looking back with a puzzled face, Ahua’s small eyes suddenly stared round!
“Ghost!”
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