My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms Chapter 153
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Chapter 153
Lin Hai directly sent a set of “cheesy mushroom head” emoticons .
Little muddleheaded fairy: I’m very busy . I don’t have any free tasks . Take the picture and go to the oil pot for me .
Since a set of expression bag can solve the problem, Lin Hai didn’t want to run .
Ma Mian (Chu): OK, for expression! (a struggling expression behind)
After sending horse noodles, Lin Hai lay down on the bed .
“Ha ha, you lost again!”
“Come again, come again! Princess, this backgammon is so fun”
Chu lin’er and Du Qian are playing harder and harder .
“Hey, can you two keep it down? People are going to sleep . ” Lin Hai complains .
“Hurry up, hurry up . It’s time for you to go!”
“Don’t worry, I’ll think about it . ”
Two people stare at their mobile phones, do not hang Lin Hai at all .
Grass, two Qin beasts!
Lin Hai scolded .
“I said, aren’t you two tired of squatting? You are now playing online games, even if Du moved back to the prefecture, it will not affect your play . “
“… That’s it . ” Chulin’er just responded .
“All right, you can go back . The mobile phone is on 24 hours a day . It’s on standby at any time . Remember not!” Chu lin’er regained her majesty .
“Yes, Princess!” Du Qian gave a gift and turned away .
“Hoo…” Linhai takes a long breath . NIMA, we’re finally out .
“Hello, Princess lin’er, I have a good idea . Don’t you reward me?” Lin Hai picked his eyebrows at Chu lin’er .
“Well, if you want to be beautiful, don’t you think I’m bothered by you and let me find Du Qian? Do you think I’m stupid? ” Chu lin’er shrugs her lovely little nose towards Lin Hai .
Forehead… Are you seen through? Lin Hai is embarrassed .
“By the way, I’ll let bareheaded Qiang come here early tomorrow morning . I’ll check his net name myself . ”
Grass, haven’t you forgotten playing chess for half a day?
It seems that bareheaded Qiang will come tomorrow .
Ding Dong!
Lin Hai’s wechat rings .
Pick up the mobile phone, it’s actually from Du Qian .
The goods have just left . What are you looking for?
Du Qian: Ghost Friends, are you there?
Nima, how do you call yourself a ghost friend? Lin Hai is not satisfied with this name?
Little muddleheaded fairy: Hello, brother is a person, OK?
Du Qian: people and friends, the whole Prefecture, except for the ten hall Yan king, no one has a mobile phone with games . Today, people and friends present the grace of games . Du Qian will never forget it!
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Puff!
Friend? Nima, I don’t seem to have any good friends .
Little muddleheaded fairy: it’s easy to say, but don’t just say that you can’t practice . Just send one or two treasures to express your gratitude .
Du Qian: Renyou, I’m in a low position . I really don’t have any treasures to give to you . If Renyou don’t give up, how about I give you my martial arts secret script “Fu Hu Quan”?
What is it? Fu tiger boxing?
Cao, just listen to the name and you will know that it’s a water product . Moreover, Du Qian’s martial arts are mediocre . What’s the use of his martial arts script?
No, I can’t . I have to ask for something else .
Why? By the way, is not bareheaded strong always want to learn the Buddha body shadowless feet?
Little silly fairy: do you know Huang Feihong?
Du Qian: Yes, we do . He is also a second grade scrotum .
Ha ha, what a coincidence?
Little muddleheaded fairy: then can you come to his Foshan shadowless feet script?
Ding Dong!
Du Qian sent you the martial arts script “Foshan shadowless feet” .
Shit, it’s efficient .
Du Qian: we often compete together . He gave me a copy .
Lin Hai opened the bag and looked at it .
Foshan shadowless feet: leg technique created by Huang Feihong . Level: Yellow level advanced .
A level with the muscle and bone breaking hand? Let’s learn .
Lin Hai points to extract, just to learn, and stop .
No, as soon as I study, this book will be gone . I can only teach him by myself because I want to learn . How can I have that time?
Forget it . I’ll just give it to the bald one tomorrow and let him find it by himself .
In the early morning of the next day, Lin Hai hid in the toilet and called the bald man .
“Master, so early?” Said the bald man, yawning .
“Qiangzi, you come to me . Before you come, first change your wechat nickname and avatar . I’ll send you what you want to change . ”
Lin Hai Hung up the phone and sent the picture and name of the Antarctic fairy to guangshouqiang .
“Master, why do you want to change your nickname? You see my name now, the pure and melancholy little prince, how domineering and connotative it is, totally in line with my inner temperament . ” Bareheaded brother complained .
Puff!
In line with your sister’s temperament!
Nima doesn’t look like a good man at first sight . She’s a melancholy little prince . Look at her brother, she’s almost called a savage ruffian .
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“Don’t talk nonsense . We must change it . Remember!” Lin Hai exhorted again and again .
“Oh, all right . ” After a while, the bald man changed both his avatar and nickname .
Lin Hai is relieved .
As soon as eight o’clock passed, bareheaded Qiang drove over .
“Ah, here comes Qiang . I haven’t eaten yet . It’s just time to eat together . ” Lin Wen was very happy when he saw that he was bald .
“No, sir . I ate some by the side of the road . ” The amiability that bareheaded strong teacher calls .
“Woof, woof, woof!” Ah Hua suddenly pours over and shouts at the bald head .
“Oh, you are a dead dog . If you have the ability, please come out . ” The bald head glared at ah Hua .
“Woof, woof, woof!” Ah Hua is barking again .
“Maddy, if you have the ability, don’t hide behind grandma Shifu . Come here . Don’t accept your coming here . ”
“Woof, woof, woof!”
“Come out!”
“Woof, woof, woof!”
“You’re a dead dog, and I’ll beat you!”
“Woof, woof, woof!”
…
Lin Hai rushed out and pulled his bald head into his room .
Nima, this man is a dog . It’s like this every time I meet him . I don’t let people stop in the morning .
“Get your cell phone . ” Lin Hai reaches for the bald head .
“Oh . ” Bareheaded strong very clever hand over the mobile phone .
“Don’t you believe it? Come and see for yourself . ” Lin Hai said to Chu lin’er on the bed .
Chulin’er stretched out lazily and floated over .
“Is he really an Antarctic fairy?” Chu lin’er looks at the picture and nickname of bareheaded wechat, and her face is unbelievable .
“Can I still lie to you?” Lin Hai pretends to be angry .
“My God . ” Chu lin’er floated to the light head and looked carefully from head to foot .
“He, when he came down from heaven, did he land on his head first?”
“You don’t care where people land first, you say I lied to you?” Lin Hai has a dignified look .
“Hum . ” Chulin’er ignored him and drifted away .
Looking for a corner, chu lin’er takes out her mobile phone .
Chulin’er: father, the celestial South Pole fairy has reincarnated . I have just seen his reincarnation .
King of Chu River: that’s true (there’s a row of shocked expressions behind)
Chu lin’er: it’s true . I have verified his wechat .
King of Chu River: don’t beat the grass and frighten the snake . Find a proper time and find a way to ask him how to get down .
Lin Hai has taken out the secret script of Foshan shadowless feet .
“You can’t call for nothing after calling for so long . Take it . ” Lin Hai throws at the bald head .
“What is it?” Baldheaded strong one Leng, catch in a hurry .
When he saw a few large characters on the cover of the book, his bald eyes widened sharply .
“Foshan shadowless feet, hahaha, it’s really Foshan shadowless feet!!” Bareheaded and holding the secret script, I was so excited .
“Thank you, master, thank you!” Bareheaded strong toward Lin Hai, a strong bow .
“Well, go back and practice . ” Lin Hai smiled and waved .
“Master, I’m so excited . Can I make a phone call first?” With a bald head and strong eyes .
“Alright . ” Lin Hai said kindly .
With the good news, everyone wants to share it with the close people, which is also human nature . Lin Hai also wants to have a look at the phone call of bareheaded strength and who is going to call .
Bareheaded strong picked up the phone, and soon dialed through .
“Ha ha, Du Chun, you are an old man . Master has officially passed on my martial arts . Please call elder martial brother quickly . ”
Puff!
Lin Hai almost fell on the ground . NIMA, he didn’t expect to call Du Chun with his bare head .
“Bareheaded and strong, you don’t fart there . When will I be the elder martial brother, you should be your Millennium second brother . ” Du Chun’s side, the fire is not small .
“Hello, you are an old man . Can you explain something? Is there one who comes first and then comes?”
“First come, then come . I’ve told you for a long time . Come by age!”
“I’m so old . I’m fighting with you . Believe it or not, I’ll beat you!”
“Come on, I’m afraid of you . You are so bald!”
“Grass, you attack me! You are waiting for me, old boy! “
…
The two goods quarreled directly on the phone .
“Oh, I’ll go . ” Lin Hai’s head is covered with sorrow . NIMA, these two goods are really deadly .
Just want to let bareheaded strong hang up the phone quickly get out of the way, the door is suddenly shoved open .
“Brother!” Lin Yun burst in excited .
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