My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms Chapter 186
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Chapter 186
For Chang’e, who can satisfy a carrot, how can Lin Hai make her hungry and thirsty?
“Sister in law, stop at the carrot stand in front, and I’ll buy another one . ”
“Didn’t you just buy two?”
“Yes . ”
Liu Xinqing stops and Lin Hai buys another carrot .
“Hey, why do you like carrots so much? Are you a big white rabbit?” Liu Xinqing asked strangely as she drove .
Puff! You are the big white rabbit, you are all big white rabbit!
“Can only big white rabbits eat carrots?” Lin Hai didn’t say well .
“Yes, big white rabbits like carrots . ” Liu Xinqing replied innocently .
Lin Hai stretched out the carrot directly .
“Well, you don’t have two big white rabbits on your chest . Don’t you need me to feed them?”
“Ah, go to the dead side, you stinking rascal!” Liu Xinqing is so angry that she hits the steering wheel directly .
“Oh, I’ll go . You silly girl, can you drive well?” Liu Xinqing is in a hurry to catch up with a car nearby .
Come on, it’s a novice on the road and a female driver . Let’s be honest . Don’t tease her .
Ding Dong!
Lin Hai’s wechat is ringing again .
Lin Hai saw that she had not responded for a long time, and Chang’e urged her again .
Chang’e fairy: immortal, why don’t you pay attention to me? Will you just give me a carrot? Wuwuwu (behind it is a crying expression)
Cao, brother, didn’t I buy it for you?
Lin Hai is about to send, Chang’e has sent another message .
Chang’e fairy: immortal, if a whole root is too precious, it’s OK to give me half of it . I don’t think it’s too short, but please give me a half of a thicker one . Please, I haven’t tasted carrot for thousands of years . It’s itchy . (a tearful expression behind)
Puff!
“Hahaha…” After reading the message from Chang’e, Lin Hai laughed directly .
Nima, I said Chang’e sister, can you still be a little abstemious? That’s too much for imagination .
“Hey, what are you giggling about?” Liu Xinqing asked .
“Nothing, a woman said that she also likes carrots, but also thicker ones . Hello, sister-in-law, do you like thicker carrots or longer carrots?” Lin Hai laughs, and is not free to flirt with Liu Xinqing .
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“I don’t like carrots . I only like cucumbers . ”
Puff!
Liu Xinqing almost choked Lin Hai to death .
“Cough You say you like cucumbers? “
Lin Hai almost laughed and smoked . This sister-in-law is so cute . NIMA replied, absolutely .
“Yes, my sister likes cucumbers, don’t you know? Hello, why are you laughing all the time? What’s your pleasure? ” Liu Xinqing is surprised .
“It’s OK, it’s OK,” Lin Hai put his hands on his stomach and waved . “Your sister won’t like cucumbers in another two days . ”
“I don’t like it in two days? Why! ” Liu Xinyue asked strangely as soon as the melon in her cerebellum bag was askew .
“Because your sister likes me better . ” .
Lin Hai added in his heart, “I like my place better, wahahaha…”
“Well, less stink . Do you think you can match cucumber?” Liu Xinqing said disdainfully as soon as she left her mouth .
Puff!
Lin Hai’s face is black .
Nima, what are you talking about! Brother is not as good as a cucumber, he is so insulting!
“Grass, brother is much better than cucumber . I don’t believe you try it!” Lin Hai said angrily .
“Try? How do you try? Cucumber is crispy and tender . It tastes delicious . Look at you again . It looks like the skin of an old tree . I don’t think dogs will eat it! “
“Hey, what are you talking about? Brother is also very tender . Look at his little face . He can squeeze out water if he blows the bullet . And his little hand is tender and soft than that of a girl . How can you say it will become old bark? I don’t believe you can bite it! ” Lin Hai’s face was not happy, and he put his hand to Liu Xinqing’s mouth .
Liu Xinqing doesn’t want to be polite to him, but takes a bite .
“Oh my grass, you belong to a dog, you really bite!” Lin Hai hurriedly retracted his hand in pain .
“Bah, bah, it’s really old bark . It’s dry and astringent . ” Liu Xinqing has a sly smile around her eyes .
Ding Dong!
Lin Hai’s wechat rang again . Looking down, Chang’e was worried again .
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Chang’e fairy: immortal, hurry up . I want it . I want it (behind is a shy expression)
Puff!
Lin Hai almost fell off the car seat .
Nima, there is no ambiguity in Chang’e’s speech . What do you want? Can you make it clear!
Brother is easy to misunderstand, OK?
Lin Hai thought about it and didn’t worry about sending it to her .
Little muddleheaded fairy : carrots are OK, but I have two conditions .
Chang’e fairy: everyone agrees to you on any condition (with a shy expression at the back)
What? Really? Lin Hai’s eyes are full of peach blossoms .
If my brother wants to be with you, Chang’e Hey, hey, Lin Hai has a bad laugh .
But Lin Hai just wants to think about it . Don’t look at Chang’e fairy . If you really dare to have some other ideas, you will be blown into cinders .
Little muddleheaded fairy: first, I want you to help me guide my friend to sing .
Liu Xinyue learns the singing method of the Moon Palace fairy voice, but she can’t sing that feeling all the time . Lin Hai just takes the opportunity to let Chang’e help him see where the problem is .
Chang’e fairy: that’s easy to say . There’s no problem at all .
Little muddleheaded fairy: second, hehe, the fairy is the beauty of heaven . Can you send me a picture to see it?
Chang’e’s head is a dancing figure . Lin Hai wants to see the face of the most famous beauty in the heaven .
Chang’e: do you want my private photo? (a shy expression behind)
Puff!
Although my brother thinks so in his heart, don’t tell me . People are so embarrassed .
Little muddleheaded fairy: private photo is better, of course (a color expression behind)
Chang’e fairy: I hate it . Give the carrot to others first, or they won’t give you pictures . (there is still a shy expression behind)
Grass is just a carrot . If you can see Chang’e’s private photo, it’s worth a truck .
Ding Dong!
You sent a carrot to Chang’e fairy .
Chang’e fairy: Wow, it’s so long and thick . People like it very much . Thank you . (behind is a grateful expression)
Lin Hai covers his forehead . NIMA, this Chang’e, talks like hell .
Little muddleheaded fairy: tutor my friend about singing . I’ll tell you later . Now I’ll send you the picture first (with a drooling expression at the back)
Chang’e fairy: haven’t you seen me? Why do you need photos?
Little muddleheaded fairy: Little Fairy is humble . I only saw the fairy a few eyes from afar . It’s not fun .
Chang’e fairy: ha ha, wait a moment, I’ll take photos now .
Little silly fairy: OK, fairy, hurry up .
Lin Hai is excited, Ma De, and will soon see the true face of the legendary Chang’e fairy .
However, half an hour later, there was no movement in Chang’e .
Lin Hai’s face can’t help being black . NIMA, Chang’e won’t be in debt with herself for a carrot .
“Hello, sister-in-law, how long will it take for your woman to take a picture and send it to a boy?” Lin Hai asked Liu Xinqing .
“At least an hour or two . Why do you ask?”
Puff!
“How long?” Lin Hai felt that he had heard it wrong .
“An hour or two, what’s the matter?”
“Why does it take so long to take a picture for a minute?” Lin Hai’s surprise .
“Oh, you think that like your boys, girls take photos for boys . They must make up first, put all kinds of POSS, fix pictures and so on Well, anyway, it’s not enough for an hour or two . “
Lin Hai’s listening, NIMA, do you want to be so troublesome!
“Hey, you’re not going to ask for photos for other girls, are you Liu Xinqing suddenly said with alert face .
“No, I’m just going to ask . Drive your car well . ” Lin Hai felt guilty .
Ding Dong!
Lin Hai’s wechat rings .
Look down, it’s the picture information sent by Chang’e .
Ha ha, the efficiency of immortals is high . It takes more than half an hour for Chang’e to send it .
Lin Hai quickly opened it to check happily .
“It’s impossible!” At one glance, Lin Hai was stupid on the spot!
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