My Body Could Turn Into Data! Chapter 2
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Chapter 2: This Farm Game Is Too Real!!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Happy Farm was a software that Ralph had downloaded a long time ago, but he had not played it for a long time.
When he walked into the digitized world of Happy Farm, Ralph found a world that was protected by various complex mysterious programs, forming many shackles.
This was the software system’s self-protection program!
Ralph tried to touch the words of these mysterious programs with his hands, afraid that it would have a force that would force him back.
For example, Ralph was a virus, these programs were anti-virus software, so it was impossible to fight head-on.
But all programs had loopholes, and Happy Farm was no exception!
In the data world of Happy Farm, there was a layer of program protection, and Ralph also found a lot of gaps, not fully protected.
So Ralph went into these gaps.
Hey!
With a flash of light, Ralph found himself in a magical world.
The field was full of vegetables and fruits. On the left side of the field, there was a pond. Next to the pond, there was a pavilion. Next to the pond, there was a chair. It was a good choice to lie down and fish.
On the right side, there was a wooden house. It was filled with the warm smell of the countryside.
Ralph walked into the house. The daily necessities inside should be simple and elegant.
“This is Happy Farm?”
“Oh my god, this is simply a real-world!” Ralph was extremely excited.
It was just a software program. He entered the data program of Happy Farm, but he did not expect to enter a world.
“Why?” Ralph thought carefully and thought of a possibility that might be related to his body.
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He was no longer an ordinary person. He could be digitized. In his digitized eyes, anything digitized was as real as reality.
This digitized happy farm was just like the real world. Ralph was very excited.
Such a big farm, if it was in the real world, it would definitely be ten times older. It looked no different from the real world.
Could he do whatever he wanted here?
Coming to a vegetable field, Ralph curiously picked a cabbage, opened it a little, and stuffed it into his mouth.
He wanted to see if the food of Happy Farm was edible!
Taking a bite, a familiar taste spread in his mouth.
Of course, it was authentic cabbage, and it was a pure natural, high-quality cabbage. It was green and pesticide-free, and rarely seen on the market.
“According to the growth rate of Happy Farm, I can’t finish all the fruits and vegetables a day by myself. If I can bring it to the real world, wouldn’t I make crazy money?” Ralph said casually.
Suddenly, his expression changed.
“Back to the real world, maybe…”
Ralph picked up a cabbage and wanted to leave Happy Farm.
Whether it was cabbage or Ralph, they were both data. Therefore, he easily left Happy Farm, left his cell phone, and returned to the real world.
Boom!
Ralph looked at the cabbage in his hand and was instantly stunned.
The cabbage from Happy Farm could really be brought back to the real world!
Moreover, there were more things that could be grown at Happy Farm than cabbage. Almost all fruits and vegetables, and even some plants, could be grown there.
And these things could all come out of Happy Farm!
Suddenly, an idea appeared in Ralph’s mind.
“Damn it. Why am I still foolishly going to work? Isn’t this a waste of time?”
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After saying that, Ralph immediately picked up his phone and called his boss.
“Hello, manager, I’m going to resign!” Ralph said.
“Ralph, you’ve only worked for half a month, and now you’re resigning. You won’t get your salary this month!” The manager deliberately said to Ralph in such a tone.
In fact, Ralph knew in his heart that as long as he wanted it, he would definitely have a way to get it. Even if it was a day of work, the company did not dare to deduct a single cent.
But Ralph did not care about this month’s salary anymore, it was not much anyway.
“Manager, I don’t want this half a month’s salary. You usually take care of me. If you can get it, make it yourself. I won’t write a resignation letter, you can directly help me arrange my resignation!” Ralph said.
“Okay, I’ll make the arrangements right away!” The manager agreed. The matter of his resignation was already arranged. Ralph would have to rely on the items on Happy Farm to make money next.
In fact, he had thought of other ways to make money. For example, entering the game world and taking out some equipment to sell. However, the risk was too great. Many of the equipment in the game were not things from the real world. Once they appeared in the real world, people would be curious and he would get in trouble. It was safer to sell vegetables, fruits, and things like that.
Of course, he had to think long-term about this matter. There was no need to rush! Ralph secretly made up his mind.
At this moment, Ralph felt a little thirsty. After all, he had not drunk water for half a day!
Ralph opened the refrigerator and found that it was empty. There was nothing inside.
“Don’t think about it. I’m too lazy to buy drinks! Why not go to the game and find some drinks?”
Ralph had a sudden inspiration
At this moment, he thought of a very popular game — Jedi survival.
There was a kind of drink in Jedi survival that could restore HP, but its taste should be similar to the drinks in real life.
“Anyway, I can be digitized, and I won’t really die in Jedi survival, so it’s not bad to go in and take a look!”
Ralph was relieved and entered the digitization into the cell phone Jedi survival game.
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