My Body Could Turn Into Data! Chapter 3
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Chapter 3: Drinking in the Game!!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
The digital world of Jedi survival was much more complicated than Happy Farm. Ralph searched for a few minutes and finally found a loophole that allowed him to successfully enter the game world.
City A.
Bruce was an immortal star diamond player and a live streamer. His nickname was Dust God!
Now, there were millions of people watching his live broadcast.
The competition had already been going on for ten minutes, and he alone had slaughtered his way through P city. He had already completed ten kills, and the entire city was empty.
He was prepared to take another look around before leaving this place.
Suddenly.
Bruce from the live broadcast room said, “There are still footsteps. There are still people in a city!”
The broadcast fans shouted loudly, “Dust God, who can compete with him?”
“Dust God, go and kill him, kill your eleventh enemy!”
“Dust God makes his move. All enemies, kill him!”
Even if his fans didn’t say anything, he would still kill that guy.
“Hmph, this guy must have been too timid in the past. He didn’t dare to shoot and just stayed there. He thought that there was no one in the city and just walked around like that. I think that’s how he got his rank. It’s a pity that he met me.”
Bruce did not see this unknown player clearly at all.
As expected, he walked under a two-story building. Red footsteps appeared on the small map in the right corner.
“All the fans, I won’t throw a grenade. I’ll just go in and kill him!” Bruce walked in full of confidence.
On the second floor, Bruce had just arrived when he saw a person.
When the fans saw this person, they were stunned.
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There was no helmet, amour, or gun.
He was poorer than a robot, and he only had a machete in his hand!
The fans cheered.
“F*ck, would this player just stay in the game and not even look for his equipment? If not, ten minutes have passed, why would he still be so poor?”
There was another possibility. That person was busy with something and had been disconnected. Was he just disconnected?
“Lou might have said that, but this player didn’t leave. He should have waited until Dust God left the city before entering. With good earphones, he could hear the footsteps from far away. This player is going to lose!”
“The results have already been decided. Dust God’s bullet took his life and completed eleven kills!”
Bruce’s reaction was very fast. The moment he saw this person, he opened the mirror and shot at the other party. Almost all of the bullets missed.
However, the other party was actually fine.
Not only was he fine, but he did something that shocked Bruce and all the fans.
With a swoosh, the machete flew over and slashed at Bruce’s neck.
Pfft! The screen dimmed and a box appeared.
Bruce was instantly killed!
The fans gathered together to fight for Bruce’s injustice. The other party had definitely cheated.
Not to mention that more than a dozen shots could not kill him, the key point was that the other party’s machete was still swinging over. What was going on?
Survival of the fittest was a game, not the real world. The machete could be thrown on the ground to pick up other guns, but it could not be thrown out to kill people. There was no such option in the game!
This person must have used cheats!
“How aggrieved, I was actually thrown from a few meters away and killed instantly!” Bruce was very angry.
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It was not that he had never encountered cheats, but he had never encountered such cheats!
Immediately, he edited the video and posted it on the Internet. At the same time, he reported the player.
Of course, as for why the other party’s name was a series of ellipses, he did not really care. Perhaps someone just used ellipses as their nickname.
Bruce was a big streamer. His editing made the video released by the studio reach a million views in just one hour. Moreover, many platforms could see this video.
Of course, in the eyes of many fans, this was just a very ordinary cheater. There was nothing to be surprised about.
Originally, Bruce thought so too, until he saw a message from the Jedi survival official.
“Respected player Dust God, we have received your report. After verification, there is no information about the player. You may have encountered a bug in the game. The technicians are looking for the reason…”
“Screw your bug!”
Bruce was furious.
He was killed by a cheater in the game, and the official site gave him such a reply?
Without the existence of this player, what did he see? Could it be a ghost?
Bruce also edited the official reply of the Jedi survival into the video and re-posted it, immediately causing countless netizens to discuss it.
In the rented house, Ralph was eating snacks and drinking drinks.
These drinks were collected from the Jedi survival game, and he had spent a lot of effort.
These drinks were somewhat similar to the previous cabbage, but the effects were different.
The drinks in the Jedi survival game were very delicious, and they could quickly restore fatigue and even hunger.
Originally, he had not eaten for a long time and was very tired after going back and forth on his phone. But after drinking these drinks, he suddenly became energetic.
“Drink only the Jedi survival brand drinks!” Ralph casually said this.
At night, Ralph personally cooked. This was his first time cooking in a long time.
The dishes were not bought from the market but picked from Happy Farm. The vegetables in Happy Farm were much better than the vegetables in the market, and he was going to use a frying pan to cook the dishes.
Without a doubt, the frying pan was a frying pan from the Jedi survival. The quality was absolutely good, and even bullets could not penetrate it. It could be used as a weapon to kill people!
“Scrambled eggs with tomatoes!”
“Braised eggplant!”
“Mushroom and broccoli!”
Although they were all vegetables, because the quality of these vegetables and fruits was too good, and the taste was also excellent, Ralph naturally ate with relish. Of course, there was also the Jedi survival brand drink to drink. This was even better than eating a meal in a big hotel!
After he was full, Ralph looked at his phone and watched a video.
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