As A Cardinal, I Don't Do Overtime Chapter 232
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"In every war, the first orcs to go to the battlefield are not the orcs who can transform into humans."
The Kobold probably felt that he was going to die anyway.
There were some things that humans should know.
Perhaps if humans knew this secret....
They would not casually sell humans who could reproduce to other races.
It would also reduce the number of pitiful existences who were discriminated against by races.
People like him, who were neither human nor beast, who were neither orc nor orc, would be treated as food waste at birth and thrown out of the tribe.
Those who were lucky would be picked up by the passing beasts and raised as their own cubs.
When they grew up, they would integrate into the tribe.
Then, one day in the future, when they saw the orc tribe, they would realize that they didn't belong to this beast tribe at all.
One belonged to the orc race.
Thus, one began to work hard to integrate into the orc race.
It was common for them to endure hardships, suffer from hunger and cold.
During the war, the first batch of orcs that went to the battlefield were those that didn't transform successfully. The second batch of orcs that went to the battlefield were those that were naive and stupid.
It was born from the orcs that didn't transform between humans and the orcs. It was neither humans nor beasts.
Those who were lucky would be taken away by those who passed by. It was the head of a beast, the body of a human, and those who shared the same fate.
Those who were unlucky would be thrown out of the race and eaten by wild beasts.
"You're saying that those beasts didn't transform into their original form to attack. Instead, they couldn't transform into humans?"
Monn really didn't think that the orcs would fight like this.
No wonder the giant Kobold had such a strange attitude when it said this.
If Monn was in their shoes, his expression wouldn't be any better than the giant Kobold when he knew the truth.
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Let the people who couldn't turn into humans reproduce with humans.
Let the people who couldn't turn into humans go to the battlefield and become cannon fodder.
Sure enough, the orcs still maintained their thin race.
Just now, the giant Kobold said that those who could reproduce with humans were those who couldn't transform into humans.
"Is it possible that the children of the orcs who couldn't transform into humans to successfully transformed into humans?"
Monn felt that his head must have been struck by lightning.
Otherwise, why would there be a terrifying thought forming in his head.
"Yes. Usually, the children of orcs and humans who can't transform are orcs that can transform into humans. Very few of them are like me. Their heads are beasts, and their bodies are humans."
The giant Kobold licked the dark red blood that he had just spat out on his paws.
Monn looked at the giant Alaskan dog. He had the benevolent heart of an old father, and he was tempted to act.
Ah!
This dog was really too cute.
Wait a minute, did this guy just say that as long as they had the heads of animals and the bodies of humans, they wouldn't be able to completely turn into beasts.
Then what was with this giant dog lying in front of him?
"Then what's with your transformation?"
Monn took advantage of the giant Kobold licking its paws and relying on his speed and high agility, sneaked behind the giant Kobold's tail and reached out to stroke it.
That one was fast, accurate, and steady.
Its fur was smooth and shiny.
One look was enough to tell that it had taken care of its fur meticulously.
Monn was wondering if he could stroke it again.
When the giant Kobold was tall and big, it wasn't very cute.
Now, it was on the verge of dying, and it looked like it wanted to gasp for breath for a long time when it spoke. Ah!
It was really too visually impactful.
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It was mainly furry.
When it spoke, it was so angry that the fur on its body exploded.
It was like a huge furry ball.
It was especially seductive.
Seductive to the point, one would want to reach out and touch it. Monn was touching it again.
"What do you want to do?"
Although the giant Kobold was very weak now, Monn's eyes that were coveting it were too obvious.
It was just like those guys from the Abyss who saw the beast transformation for the first time.
They wished they could peel off its own fur, especially brutal.
"I just want to touch you."
Hehe, Monn was also a little embarrassed.
In order to maintain his image, he had always been careful to hide the fact that he was a furry freak.
He had accidentally exposed his true nature in front of this big furry creature.
How could such a cute big baby die.
Other people would fall head over heels for a cat.
But cats were too proud and delicate, and he couldn't stand it.
But dogs were different. Dogs were loyal and reliable, mainly because they had a lot of fur and a good physique.
When he snuggled furry creatures, he could completely relax.
Especially this big furry creature in front of him.
If it wouldn't transform into a human, always be in this beast form.
Monn was willing to raise it.
It didn't need to guard the house.
As long as it was by his side and allowed him to stroke its fur at any time, he would be satisfied.
"Do you know that your smile is especially perverted now?"
The giant Kobold couldn't bear to look at him.
He had heard of the famous Cardinal Monn before.
The flaming divine sword in his hand was superb.
His fire magic was even more well-skilled.
More people were willing to call Monn the Flame Cardinal.
But no one told it that this Monn, who had a particularly fierce reputation outside, was a pervert who coveted other people's fur.
"Hehehe. Where were we just now? Continue."
Monn smiled, but his hands were crazily probing the edges of his fur.
"As you can see, in order to obtain power, I made a deal with the demon."
The giant Kobold said it very indifferently.
As if it was paying the price, the blood in his body was constantly being extracted from its body, constantly refining the divinity in its body and the blood of the Dog God's power. The blood vessels in its body were being expanded to the limit of pain. It was not the same as before.
"You're really open-minded."
Monn did not agree and continued to reach out to touch fluffy. He still retracted his hand and did not touch anymore.
"So what if I die. Anyway, if I had not made this choice before, I would have died a long time ago. My tone would have become cannon fodder on the battlefield or food exchanged with other races. I would rather have the power to die after a fight. At least I won't die, and be served at the table."
The giant Kobold grinned, revealing its sharp canine teeth.
"Don't you humans always say that even death has value?"
The giant Kobold seemed to have thought of a bad past, and two streams of white gas spurted out of its wet nostrils.
"I roughly understand. Then why are there still Kobolds who can't transform? Didn't you say that there won't be any Kobolds who can't transform with humans?"
Monn suddenly thought of what the giant Kobold had said before. The children that orcs with battle achievements and humans reproduced, were not orcs but Kobolds who had both a human body and am orc's head.
It didn't say that after orcs and humans combined, they would give birth to orcs who couldn't take human form at all.
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