The Entire Mankind is Acting As Me, I Shall Secretly Build a Battleship and Shock the World Chapter 5
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Chapter 5: The Show Has Begun!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Look, the chairman of the British company is indeed an aristocrat. He received a higher education since young. After he confirmed that all of humanity had disappeared, he did not panic at all!”
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“This is a state that ordinary people can never attain. He is confident and calm.”
“The Russian novelist is not bad, but he is a little weird. is he thinking of a novel? How can this be?”
“He’s writing a novel. With the sudden disappearance of the entire human race, coupled with the overcast sky and dark clouds in his city, it looks like the end of the world. What could be more inspiring than this scene?”
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“Ah ah ah, our Park Hyun-yo Oppa is also performing very well. He even greeted the stray cats by the roadside. His smile is simply dazzling. He’s so caring. Ah ah ah, I’m coming!”
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“The one in front, did he climax?”
“Our Great Sun Empire’s Yamada Choufu also performed… Eh? Baka, what is he doing?”
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The Japanese were just about to boast about their country’s contestant when they noticed that Yamada Choufu suddenly picked up an iron rod from the ground.
He smashed it hard against the vehicle in front of him and let out a low roar.
This scene stunned the audience.
No one expected that the first person to make a fool of himself would be this gentle-looking man from Japan!
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The sudden outburst of Mio Yamada shocked the audience.
When the host, Maggie, introduced this person, many people thought that he should be the one performing the best.
He was a white-collar elite.
He was usually kind and conscientious in his work, and he had no bad records in his life.
He didn’t seem like a person with a devil in his heart.
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However, he never expected such a person, one who was favored by many people, to be the first to make a fool of himself!
“Baka! Baka!”
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Seeing him smash a car with an iron rod, the bullet screens in the international live broadcast room exploded!
“D*MN! This contestant from Japan is amazing. How much pressure does he actually suffer from? What did the Great Japan Empire do to him?”
“I heard that there are many people in Japan who treat others humbly and courteously. Are they all like this behind their backs?”
“It’s too scary, too scary.”
Looking at these bullet comments, the Japanese audience could not sit still. They were furious, but they did not know how to refute these bullet comments.
They could only vent their anger on their own contestant.
“Baka, why did the program team choose this person? I want to protest. I want to protest with the program team. We want to change the person!”
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“Hur Hur.”
Some of the audience members from other countries ridiculed him.
“It’s the same even if we change the person again. Don’t struggle anymore.”
“Although a person’s actions are only caused by his own thoughts, to a certain extent, it can also reflect the social situation in which he lives. Today, we understand the Japanese society.”
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The bullet screen was densely packed.
The Japanese audience was furious.
The people from other countries were just watching the show, fanning the flames from time to time.
For a time, the atmosphere was very lively.
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“System, then do you have a way to destroy the meteorite?”
On the other side, Raymond asked in his heart.
After accepting the sudden disappearance of humans and the fact that the meteorite was about to hit the earth, Raymond naturally had to think of a way to survive.
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It was impossible for him alone to remain unscathed in the upcoming mass extinction of the species.
However, he had the system.
[Host, the system is unable to destroy the meteorite, but it can help the host build a spaceship.]
[Within a month, before the meteorite hits the Earth’s core, build it as soon as possible and escape from the Earth.]
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“Building a spaceship?”
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Raymond was a little dumbfounded, he had not expected the system to come up with such a proposal.
Very quickly, he realized a problem.
“One month, is there enough time?”
“As long as we follow the steps given by the system, there would be no problems.”
“Then let’s start now?” Raymond asked.
He did not inquire about the step-by-step details.
He would know in the future.
Even if the system told him now, he would not be able to understand it. He knew nothing about construction.
[The host is responsible for executing the system’s skills.]
[Also, considering the host’s learning ability, it is impossible for him to learn a large amount of content in such a short period of time…]
[So, the system will provide the host with help, allowing the host to learn all the knowledge about building a spaceship in a short period of time.]
[Next, please head to the library. ]
Raymond didn’t hesitate at all.
He walked straight to the library.
In the international live broadcast room.
“It seems that contestant Raymond has decided what to do. The show is about to begin.”
“Everyone, what do you think he will do?”
Maggie saw that Raymond was walking in a clear direction, so she said.
After all…
The real purpose of this show was to see this young man from the slums make a fool of himself.
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Therefore, he was the focus of everyone’s attention.
“I think he will go to a luxurious place and experience the luxuries of a rich man. After all, according to his previous life trajectory, he wouldn’t have such an opportunity in a few lifetimes.”
“He might rob a bank. Although money doesn’t mean anything to him now, robbing a bank is still very enjoyable.”
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“Or he might find a military base and launch missiles all over the place to destroy it.”
“Actually, I think that the most important things to Raymond are food and water. He would probably go and store them.”
“I think that he might find something and throw it at the vehicles.”
“Japan: Yamada has lost face. Don’t try to hide it. Thank you!”
“Baka! Baka!”
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The world-renowned commentator, “Actually, no matter how much Raymond vents his anger, I wouldn’t be surprised, because this goes along with my understanding of the slums.”
“In addition, I think the program team is trying to fully simulate the background of the world where humans suddenly disappeared. Now, they even arranged for a plane crash… has everyone noticed a passenger plane in the sky?”
“When humans suddenly disappear, the plane can not stop. When the fuel runs out, it will naturally crash.”
“When this plane crashes around Raymond, he will definitely confirm this matter.”
“F*ck! That’s true!”
This plane crash had been arranged by the program team.
In order to ensure a 100% certainty, the program team had gotten the big shots up there to spend a lot of money and arrange such a thing.
It was also because Raymond had been in a daze earlier that the program team was uncertain.
And…
In order to make Raymond completely believe that humans had suddenly disappeared, the program team still had plans to follow.
These plans were all consistent with the series of events that would result from the sudden disappearance of humans.
Moreover, there was a special psychological expert team to analyze Raymond’s expressions.
If anything goes wrong, they jump into a new plan.
They made sure the show remained foolproof.
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