Chapter 835: You Prepare the Pants First

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

“What did I do?” Wang Yao asked with a smile.

“I heard Senior Li pooped his pants after he finished talking to us.”

“That might be because he ate something bad. Young men nowadays don’t pay much attention to food hygiene.”

“Sir!” Su Xiaoxue coquettishly protested.

“It was me. We were expressing our love, but he had to find trouble with us. He deserved it,” Wang Yao said.

“How did you do that, Sir?” Su Xiaoxue asked. She remembered that there was quite a distance between them.

“It was easy,” Wang Yao said with a smile. “What is my profession? I am a pharmacist. It’s easy to do something by messing with the meridians in his abdomen. A pharmacist not only can cure diseases and save people but also punish this kind of guy, who likes to find trouble, and treat all kinds of disobedience.”

“He was still more than three feet away from us.”

“I can pick autumn pears from the top of the tree several feet away without touching them, so I can stimulate his meridians from a distance too.”

“Hitting his meridians across space?”

“Well, you could say it that way,” Wang Yao said.

“Sir, that’s not such a good idea. That senior of mine is quite famous. He’s the prince charming for quite a few girls in this school. If you do that, his reputation will be greatly tarnished.”

“It didn’t get tarnished. I bet it just stinks.”

“Sir!”

“Ha-ha!” Wang Yao couldn’t help but laugh.

“Sir, he won’t have any sequelae from this, will he?”

“He will as long as he dares to pester you again,” Wang Yao seriously said. “I’ll have him poop his pants when he sees you. He’ll soil his pants every time he sees you!”

“Well, no, don’t do that!” Su Xiaoxue waved her hand.

“Alright, let’s go.”

“Alright!”

They went to a small restaurant in Jing to have dinner. The place was quite small, but they had to make reservations three days in advance to dine there. The guests did not have the final say in what they would eat. It was the boss and chef of the house who had the final say. The guests would eat what he made.

“The rules are strange,” Wang Yao said.

“Is it strange?” Su Xiaoxue asked. “There are several restaurants in Jing that are like this. Shall I take you to try them all?”

“Sure, there’s nothing to do anyway.”

Soon, the dishes arrived. There were six dishes and a soup. The aroma wafted up and enticed them.

“We can’t eat so much!”

“I don’t care about that,” Su Xiaoxue said.

The dishes were mellow and fragrant. The food tasted just above average, but the ingredients were first-class.

“How is it?”

“Very good,” Wang Yao said with a smile.

Night crept up on them. The nightlife in Jing was very lively. Many peoples’ lives only started after it became dark. They could release their real selves and wants. They were all busy in different companies and positions, trying to make a living during the day. Most of them were unwilling to live like that. They led laborious, depressed, disappointed, and angry lives. After work, they needed to relax, release, vent, and anesthetize. Therefore, nights in Jing were noisy and full of lights, intoxication, and money.

Some people chose to stay at home with their families and enjoy the peace of the home.

In an independent villa in a high-end residential area of Jing…

Feng Jiahe had just drunk the medicine and was half leaning on the sofa.

“How do you feel?” her husband asked in a gentle whisper.

“Quite well. My body feels warm, and I feel better than I did in the day.”

“Well, I think your complexion is better as well. Dr. Wang’s medicine worked quite well.” As her husband, he was very careful. He had not been out since they had returned. He had stayed to keep his wife company, especially since she had doubts. He was afraid that she would have an accident. He also discovered some subtle changes in his wife, all of which were good. He was very happy to see it.

“Dr. Wang’s medical skills are really amazing!”

“That’s right,” Feng Jiahe said. “It’s just that his rules are quite weird. If he doesn’t want to see a patient, there’s nothing the patient can do.”

“We could see him because of our relationship with Xiaoxue.”

“What does Dr. Wang like?” Liu Zheng Feng asked after thinking for a moment.

“I am not sure about that.”

“Take some time to ask him, hmm… Why don’t you ask Xiaoxue?”

“OK, I’ll give her a call later.”

Su Xiaoxue had just returned home when she received the phone call from her cousin. Although the other side spoke politely and was beating around the bush, she understood their intentions.

“No need, Sister, haven’t you already paid for the consultation?” Su Xiaoxue asked.

“The consultation fee is one matter,” Feng Jiahe said on the other end of the phone. As far as her current physical condition was concerned, she might have to bother him in the future. She wanted to take advantage of the current opportunity to form a good friendship so that everything would be smooth and easy in the future.

Unfortunately, she didn’t get any useful information from Su Xiaoxue.

“She won’t say,” Feng Jiahe told her husband.

“Forget it then. I’ll think of another way. It’s almost 9 p.m. Do you want to go to bed?”

“Yes, I feel a little tired.”

This night, she slept very soundly. In the past, she would wake up in the middle of the night from nightmares and no longer be able to sleep.

She felt more comfortable and energetic after getting a good night’s sleep. Sleep was the best way for one’s body to recover.

“It was so comfortable. I haven’t slept so well in a long time,” the woman said.

“Yeah, I got up twice in the middle of the night to check on you. I didn’t expect you to sleep so well,” her husband said with a smile.

“It’s so rare that I get to sleep soundly until dawn. When I woke up, I didn’t have a dull head. I also felt energetic.”

“That’s good.”

Early in the morning, after breakfast, Wang Yao accompanied Su Xiaoxue to Yanjing University for classes. Many people were still pointing their fingers and gossiping about them. He also heard someone mention Senior Li, the sad and pathetic Senior Li.

“I left that day because I had an upset stomach. I was not frightened!” Li Runhe tried to explain to his classmates with a red face.

“Yes, alright, you don’t need to explain. Ah, I saw Su goddess and her boyfriend again today. Dare you stop them later?”

“Why would I not dare to?”

“Want to bet?”

“No problem.”

“Alright, let me remind you, you better have your pants and toilet paper ready.”

“Shut up!” Li Runhe roared in anger.

Ha-ha!

After class, the two of them decided to eat on campus.

“Oh, look, there they are.”

“Where is that person?”

“He’s coming! He’s coming!”

Wang Yao and Su Xiaoxue were walking on the campus road. Li Runhe was prepared in advance. This time, he had a handful of flowers in his hand.

“Hello, Xiaoxue.”

“Why are you here again?” Su Xiaoxue was not happy to see Li Runhe.

“I’ve said it before, I will not give up.”

“Tut, tut, how shameless,” Wang Yao said with a smile.

“How is this considered shameless? It’s the persistence of love!”

Wang Yao was too lazy to talk to him.

“Ah!” Li Runhe’s face dramatically changed. He suddenly had severe pain in his stomach. There seemed to be something fermenting, stirring, and bubbling inside. It was eager to come out of his stomach and looking for an exit, which was obviously below.

“I’ll go now, Xiaoxue!”

Senior Li didn’t even have time to hand her the flowers before he ran away in a hurry.

“Hey, what’s the matter? Why is he running away again?”

“He couldn’t have pooped his pants again, could he?”

“Damn, for reals?”

Splurt, with a loud sound, the air filled with a stench.

Li Runhe wanted to cry but had no tears. He had pooped in his pants again, and it was not the kind that followed a fart out. It was a lot and stank.

Oh my god! why is this happening!

“Sir, he?”

“If he came to find trouble, then I’ll give him trouble,” Wang Yao said with a smile.

“Sir, he won’t commit suicide, will he?”

“Probably not.” Wang Yao was shocked when he heard that. “He seemed so shameless and thick-skinned. Such a person’s general psychological quality is relatively good, so he won’t be depressed so easily, right?”

“That’s not easy to say. In fact, things happen almost every year at Yanjing University.”