That night, everyone slept peacefully as the night just passed quickly.

The next day, early in the morning, everyone was up awake as they had enough sleep last night. ​​

Naruto was preparing his luggage to bring to the journey with Jiraiya. Panda was helping him.

"Hey, Naruto. Bring these cookies to your journey." Panda said as he walked towards Naruto with a jar of cookies.

"Thanks, Panda." Naruto head patted Panda but Panda just thought, 'Akihiko's head pats are the best.'

After he finished packing, he said farewell to everyone.

"Bye, everyone. I'll be back after 3 years." Naruto said as he waved his hands.

"Alright, good luck on your journey." Kushina said as Naruto smiled.

"Thanks, mom."

"Sasuke, I'll be a lot stronger than you when I return, so be prepared!"

"Yeah, right." Sasuke sneered as he thought that he should definitely train a lot harder. He didn't want to lose to Naruto.

"Bye, Akihiko."

"Yeah, bye. Let's spar when you return."

"Alright." Naruto said as he ran towards the gate entrance.

"He'll miss the birth of his siblings."x8

"I'll just teleport him here." Akihiko ensured them but Sasuke was looking at them with a shocked expression.

"W-w-what? What did you just say?"

"Sasuke, you will have new siblings."

Sasuke fell down on his knees as his brain stopped working for a few seconds.

'S-siblings?' Sasuke thought as he was still shocked by the news.

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Akihiko left Konoha an hour after Naruto went on his journey with Jiraiya. He was now currently dashing in high speeds towards the village of gambling, Lasu Vegasu, in the Land of Fire. There were lots of gambling casinos and Tsunade would surely be around that area.

Akihiko arrived there in 1 hour as he dashed leisurely and didn't use all of his speed. As he arrived there, he decided to have some fun.

"Ah, I don't know if my luck is still there but let's try." Akihiko muttered as he entered the largest casino.

He went inside and took out some money from his wallet. He sat on an empty table and looked around. He saw many people gambling as some were frustrated, some were angry and some were happy.

Akihiko sat there as he also joined.

"Hey brother, do you also want to join?" A mob from the casino who was tasked with scamming the players asked as Akihiko nodded.

"Yes, I'm a beginner so I don't know some rules."

The mob thought 'Haha, Jackpot. He looks rich too. We might have good luck today, as long as the Legendary Sucker doesn't come.'

"Of course, brother. You can bet whatever you want."

"Oh, I see. I'll bet 1K Ryo." Akihiko said as the mob went to the cup which will hold the dice.

"Yes, what number would you like to bet on?" The mob asked as he was ready to cheat to let Akihiko win. He had to make Akihiko become addicted after all.

"6"

The mob rolled the dice as the dice fell on the number 6.

"Oh, brother, you're extremely lucky."

Akihiko knew what the dealer/mob was trying to do but he just smiled.

"This time, I'll bet 2K Ryo."

The mob smirked as he thought Akihiko was falling into his trap.

"4"

The dice fell on 4 and the mob just thought that it should be fine if he made Akihiko lose the next round.

However, in every round, Akihiko won and he ended up making over 500K Ryo. The casino didn't want to lose any more money and they just drove Akihiko away.

Akihiko just thought, 'My luck is still good. Should I use these 500K Ryo to forge some weapons for Naruto and Sasuke for their birthday gift. I should also buy many things for everyone.'

However, he was deep in thought and didn't notice someone walking in front of him with two large racks and a black-haired girl carrying a large piece of raw ham.

*Boing* *Boing*

Tsunade bumped into Akihiko and Akihiko helped her stand up. Shizune was beside Tsunade standing with a red face. Was she charmed by Akihiko's handsomeness?

No.

She was embarrassed that Akihiko was holding Tsunade's breast with his hand as he tried to help her up.

'Ah, my lucky pervert skill is a passive that doesn't even show up in the status screen.' Akihiko thought as his facial expression didn't change.

"Are you alright, sister?" Akihiko said as Tsunade got up on her own and fixed her Kaori a bit.

"Hm, yeah, I'm alright but why did you grab my boobs?" Tsunade openly asked as Shizune even had steam coming out of her ears. She was currently thinking, 'Why is Lady Tsunade so open about her private parts?!'

"It was an accident but I would like to grab it again if it is possible. After all, it is a solid 106." Akihiko said as he nodded slowly.

"Oh ho, you know about my size, huh? What do you think about it?" Tsunade asked as she was still slightly drunk.

"Those look like they are fake but as I touched it, they are definitely real. They are soft and my hands sink in those. If I have to rate it, I'll rate it a 9/10." Akihiko said making Tsunade raise her eyebrows.

"Oh? Why did you give me a 9/10? I'm pretty sure my boobs are the best." Tsunade said as Shizune was starting to pull Tsunade away from Akihiko.

"Those are definitely nice but I only give a 10/10 to my lovers. Well, if you would like a 10/10, you could become my lover?" Akihiko said as in his mind he was spasming on the ground.

'How the hell am I saying these fucking lines? What the hell?'

"Oh ho, that was s-" Tsunade mouth was shut by Shizune whose face was extremely red and she just moved away with Tsunade.

"I'm sorry but Lady Tsunade is slightly drunk."

She tried to stop Tsunade but Tsunade broke out and just put her hands across Akihiko's neck and went into the casino.

Akihiko could feel the boing boing from Tsunade's boing boing.

Shizune couldn't stop them and just followed them.

Inside the casino, the mob was panicking as he shouted.

"BOSS! BOSS! THE TWO LARGE CALAMITIES ARE COMING!!!!"

"What? Who?"

"THE TWO CALAMITIES. THE LEGENDARY SUCKER WHO NEVER PAYS AND THE LEGENDARY LUCKY BASTARD WHO ALWAYS WINS."

"Fuck, Fuck, Close the casino. We're going to go bankrupt if both of them come at once."

The mob quickly ran out to the entrance as he looked apologetic.

"I'm sorry dear customers, out casino is currently closed for uhh maintenance purposes."

"Huh? Why? You never had a maintenance break before." Tsunade asked as she was really confused.

"The tables were broken by a customer who was angry."

"Aren't there other tables?"

"The other tables were also broken by the customer."

"Hmph! Fine, we'll go to the other casinos. Shizune, let's go."

Tsunade said as Shizune just nodded and followed with a helpless expression.

"Hey, can I follow you guys too?" Akihiko asked as Tsunade replied.

"Of course. What's your name?"

"Akihiko."

"Alright, Akihiko. Let's go gambling!"

They entered another casino as Tsunade sat in front of the slot machine.

"Heheh, I should win this time." Tsunade thought as she spun the slot machine.

The machine hit 777 as Tsunade was happy.

"Haha, see that, Shizune? I told you I can win. Another one."

Tsunade spun it again and it landed on 777 again.

"Hey Shizune, let's leave." Tsunade said abruptly making Shizune confused.

"Lady Tsunade, aren't you happy that you won? Why did you want to leave?"

"I have a bad feeling about this place."

"So, Lady Tsunade,can we go and see the old castles?"

"Sure."

Akihiko just listened as he whistled. He followed both of them to the castle.

"That castle, it's beautiful, isn't it?" Akihiko asked as Shizune answered,

"Yes, it's really beautiful."

"It's a bit sad that the castle will be destroyed." Akihiko said making Shizune confused.

*Insert Castle Crashing Sound*

Orochimaru and Kabuto came on a large snake and crushed the beautiful castle to a pile of debris.

Akihiko immediately body flickered on top of a tree where he was hidden.

Orochimaru was on a wheelchair as his head was bashed in by Akihiko, his hands were also beaten black and blue and his nico nico kneecaps were also broken. Akihiko used his strength so Orochimaru's injury was severe. It couldn't be healed by normal healing so he came to Tsunade.

"Tsunade, I finally found you!" Orochimaru said with a grin but he looked funny as he was bandaged and on a wheelchair.

The snake moved and Orochimaru's wheelchair moved forward, which ended up in him falling face flat on the ground. The snake summon got unsummoned. For how Orochimaru summoned the snake with all of his limbs broken?

He used his mouth to summon the snake.

"AH!"

"Pfft"x3

Akihiko, Tsunade and Shizune all laughed seeing this scene. Kabuto immediately went down and helped Orochimaru.

"Orochimaru, what are you doing here?"

Kabuto answered instead of Orochimaru.

"Lady Tsunade. You should have already seen it but those injuries are too severe. It can be cured by normal healers but it will take too long and we aren't sure if the chakra pathways can heal. All of because of one fucking bastard."

"And why do you think that I'll cure your arms?" Tsunade asked.

"Because I can revive your brother and your closest friend from the dead." Orochimaru replied.

[a/n: Haha, AU go brrrr! Dan Kato is only a friend. He is friend zoned.]

Tsunade was thinking about the offer when Akihiko interfered.

"Bullshitttttttttt~"

"Hmm?" Orochimaru turned around as he remembered that he had heard this voice before.

Akihiko body flickered in front of Tsunade and Shizune as Orochimaru and Kabuto went wide-eyed.

"You! How are you here?!" Orochimaru said with hatred as Akihiko just smiled sheepishly.

"It is fate that we meet here, Orochimaru. I'm a bit itchy for a beatdown." Akihiko said as he cracked his knuckles.

This surprised Tsunade and Shizune as the way Akihiko was talking to Orochimaru was quite strange. After all, Orochimaru was still part of the Three Sannins.

"Kabuto, let's retreat. We can't take a possible risk of losing here." Orochimaru said as Kabuto nodded.

"Yes, Lord Orochimaru."

They both disappeared as Tsunade, Akihiko and Shizune were left.

"Akihiko, who are you?" Tsunade asked as Akihiko just replied.

"Just a regular Konoha ninja."

Of course, no one believed that bullshit.

"Why are you really here, Akihiko? Our meeting shouldn't have been an accident?" Tsunade asked.

"Oh. I'm just here to ask you to return to Konoha. To become the 5th Hokage."

"No. I won't become the Fifth Hokage." Tsunade answered immediately.

"Why? The village is going to destroy itself if there is no Hokage. Don't you care about the village? What about your brother and Dan Kato? Would they be happy if the village is destroyed?" Akihiko said as if he cared about the village. He didn't. As long as his family and friends were okay, he would be fine with the village getting destroyed.

"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM?! DON'T TALK ABOUT THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW!" Tsunade said as she punched Akihiko using strong fist.

Akihiko didn't even flinch as he took the attack straight on. Shizune who was looking at this from the sidelines was shocked. After all, a punch straight to the body with Tsunade's strength surely meant death.

However, she was proven wrong as Akihiko didn't even have a small injury on his body other than his clothes which has a hole in them.

Tsunade started getting flashbacks about how both Nawaki and Dan died and tears started falling down her face.

"Why don't you follow me back to the village? Just become a Hokage for a short amount of time before you transfer it to someone else." Akihiko said as he wiped Tsunade's tears but got slapped away.

"Don't touch me, you bastard!!!"

"So, will you be coming back to Konoha or not? Kushina is also well. She might also be pregnant."

Akihiko said dropping the last bomb.

"WHAT?! Who the hell is the father?!"

"Umu, he's right in front of you," Akihiko said as he nodded.

"Fucking hell. How the hell did all of this happen?" Tsunade asked herself as Akihiko still hasn't finished.

"There are also 7 more pregnant ladies in Konoha. I need your help."

"7? What the fuck?" Tsunade was stupefied.

"Hm, yes. 7. So, will you please help us. Just return to Konoha to see Kushina and others."

"*sigh* Fine. As for the Hokage part, I'll give it a thought on the way."

"Then, let's go!" Akihiko said as the three of them headed to Konoha.

[Mission Completed]

[Aura of Despair(Low) Obtained]

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