The Silly Alchemist Chapter 162
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Chapter 162
Reanimation (1)
“ . . . Who?” Coldblood Five asked, but quickly remembered there was only one other person apart from them both .
“Coldblood Thirteen!”
That’s right, it was Coldblood Thirteen . Ye Lang stopped at the hole because he saw Coldblood Thirteen sprawled across the ground like he was dead .
“Let’s check!” Coldblood Five said calmly, then move over in a flash . She was probably faster than a regular, running human .
When she reached Coldblood Thirteen, Coldblood Five reached out a small hand (a literally tiny hand) to check for a pulse .
“So? Any pulse?” Ye Lang approached slowly .
“None!” Coldblood Five put down her hand, a little disappointed . She was only disappointed, not sad . Disappointed because she couldn’t get a person to solve her problem .
“Oh,” Ye Lang suddenly switched direction . He was originally running towards the head, but now he was going to the hips .
“??? What are you doing?” Coldblood Five saw him change direction, puzzled .
“I’m going to get his ring . I remember he had an almost decent space ring,” Ye Lang shouted without turning, then continue to run . Coldblood Five fell silent, privately cursing . You have no shame, you just knew he was dead and now you’re stealing his ring .
However, Coldblood Thirteen’s ring is the best among all ours, why the ‘almost decent’?
Coldblood Five didn’t know that Ye Lang wouldn’t ever like a ring like this . His own ring was so much better, but it was much rarer too . The rings regular people had were very normal, with a much smaller volume .
Even a distinguished group like the Coldblood Group could only get the regular space rings . Only the Coldblood Thirteen Eagles could have them, the rest had to find their own .
Ye Lang didn’t like Coldblood Thirteen’s ring that much, but he was interested in the things kept within the space ring . Perhaps he secretly kept alchemy reference books or materials in it .
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“Found it!” Ye Lang climbed up Coldblood Thirteen’s hand, struggling to pull off the ring .
“What will you get from that ring? And you can’t use it, you can’t even get it off,” Coldblood Five appeared next to Ye Lang . The ring was still too big for both of them .
Space rings weren’t stackable either, or it’d wreak chaos within space and time . Hence, this ring couldn’t be kept in another space ring .
“Don’t you know? Space rings can grow and shrink, automatically suiting the user’s hand,” Ye Lang slipped his arm into the ring . The ring shrank immediately .
Coldblood Five fell silent . She knew, but she didn’t know it could make this big of a change .
“Let’s see how he died . He should’ve written it in his experimental log,” he said while searching for the log . It was something any alchemist would do, including Ye Lang .
They would record their experimental procedures in the log . More detailed logs also included the alchemist’s own thoughts and speculations .
Hence, their experimental log would always be kept in their space or somewhere secret . Places people wouldn’t find– at least while they were still alive .
All these aren’t important when you’re dead . The contract with your space will vanish, and other people will be able to access your things .
Still, to prevent this from happening, i . e . having enemies access your life’s work after killing you, many alchemists would use different methods of hiding their logs .
Thank god Coldblood Thirteen didn’t think that was necessary . His journal was conveniently in his space ring . Ye Lang was lucky .
Ye Lang pulled the journal out of the space ring . The book was still regular-sized . Although the ring shrank, the objects didn’t .
Ye Lang stared at the gigantic book, thought for a moment, then turned to Coldblood Five: “Little Five, help me turn the pages . ”
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“Hmmph!” Coldblood Five grunted, ignoring Ye Lang .
“Do you want to get us big again?” he asked convincingly . He knew it had the strongest persuading power .
“Very much!” she grunted again, but she still approached to open the book .
As he watched Coldblood Five open the book, Ye Lang couldn’t help but say, “Little Five, I didn’t know you were cute too!”
Picture this . A girl of barely twenty centimetres flipping open a book taller than her . Even with a cold person like Coldblood Five, it was still adorable .
“Read . Stop your nonsense!” Coldblood Five lashed .
”Flip to the last page,” Ye Lang was used to her tone, so he didn’t take anything to heart .
She continued to flip the pages, asking, “Why the last page?”
“Stupid, it’s so we know when he died,” Ye Lang responded, annoyed .
Coldblood Five had a strong urge to punch him . She couldn’t believe she was being lectured by an idiot . Unfortunately, the idiot made sense . Once they saw the date of the last entry, then they’d know when Coldblood Thirteen died .
“From the journal, it’s been seven days!” Ye Lang read the log, deep in thought .
“Oh, he’s been dead for seven days!” Coldblood Five looked at Coldblood Thirteen with a complicated expression, either pity or grief .
“No, he was incapacitated seven days ago . He didn’t die . A more accurate point of death is three days ago,” said Ye Lang, shaking his head .
“?!” Coldblood Five looked at him, bewildered .
“He was incapacitated seven days ago . If someone came to save him, he’d probably survive . He didn’t have an assistant or supervisors, so he didn’t even have a last chance,” Ye Lang looked at Coldblood Thirteen with pity .
Alchemists usually have assistants or partners . They weren’t only for companionship, but more importantly to have someone to help them when there’s an accident .
“Oh,” Coldblood Five seemed to have understood a little .
The truth was not far from Ye Lang’s speculations . Coldblood Thirteen’s laboratory did have an accident, not a fatal one nor did he think it was serious . Unfortunately, he was paralyzed because of this small accident, and he could only await death, quietly .
Like what Ye Lang said, if someone found him, he’d definitely been saved!!
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