The Silly Alchemist Chapter 163
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Chapter 163
Reanimation (2)
“Ah . . . A thousand miles away, your lone grave lies; My deep sorrows, to whom I can confide?” sighed Ye Lang . [Translator’s Note: 千里孤墳,無處話凄涼 is a line from a poem by Chinese poet Su Shi] Although its use here didn’t seem right, we all know what he meant .
“Then what should we do now?” Coldblood Five stared at the ‘giant’ Coldblood Thirteen, frowning .
“It’s alright, just wait for me to finish his journal . I think the effects would’ve worn off by then,” he said casually . To him, shrinking was a small problem . He’d met way bigger problems than just being small in the past .
“You still want to wait? What if we can’t recover?” Coldblood Five asked . She seemed to be talking more now .
“Then so be it . It’s no biggie,” Ye Lang thought it was quite fun too . They could get help for anything too inconvenient .
“You really don’t care about much, do you?!” Coldblood Five frowned, exasperated . Looks like it’d be too difficult to get Ye Lang to solve the problem . She’d solve the problem herself . Then again, why was he the one doing the thinking? Was he even capable?
Coldblood Five suddenly realised it was a problem . She shook her head, feeling so stupid for putting all her hopes on an idiot like that . She left Ye Lang on his own to rest . She was preparing to look for help later, surely someone in the Coldblood Group would be able to help .
Ye Lang himself was still reading Coldblood Thirteen’s journal . He quickly skimmed through the book, memorizing its contents . Then, he sat cross-legged on the journal to focus on the details .
After reading the journal, Ye Lang confirmed that his speculations were indeed true . Coldblood Thirteen indeed knew a very specific section of alchemy, the kind that caused his soul to fly towards the western sky . [Translator’s Note: 魂歸西天; spirits flying west refers to death]
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This sect was the most peculiar kind— Reanimation!
Reanimation meant raising spirits there were not only useful but also very powerful .
Legend has it that there were once four great Reanimators so powerful they could destroy the earth and shatter the skies . They could easily destroy cities, and annihilate armies of millions .
Although it was only a legend, it rings truth: Reanimation has powerful potential .
However, it’s not enough to only know how to create a spirit . You have to gather the materials, and piece the parts, then finally assemble a complete spirit .
This process can’t be completed within a day or two, maybe not even two years .
Also, some processes had been lost through the generations . Without these core mechanisms, it was very difficult to create a complete spirit .
And that is why reanimation researchers all hope to discover these lost practices in an ancient text one day .
Of course, it’d be good if a corpse walked out of the ground now…
According to Coldblood Thirteen’s journal, Ye Lang knew he was very fortunate to be able to collect a complete set of materials . The part he kept and produced in Ye city was one of them .
Initially, he did part of the assembly in Ye City because he feared people finding out about it . Then, after the arrival of the Ye family, he had to shift his base . Fortunately, he’d completed his work there .
Despite that, since the formations and materials used for assembly could not be stored in space devices, he could only hire mercenaries to deal with them .
Why didn’t he do it here? The journal mentioned that the assembly required conditions unique to Ye City . One of the ingredients had to be processed locally or it would lose its functions .
Ye City wasn’t the only city of origin for that material, but it was the most suitable place . No one took any notice of Coldblood Thirteen’s presence there .
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Now, Ye Lang wanted to disassemble all the parts for research . He wasn’t afraid of ruining them, because if he could only get one spirit, he’d rather have none .
The only way to get the best results was to master the technique .
Before that, Ye Lang needed to read all the books in Coldblood Thirteen’s space ring . He’d have a higher chance at mastery with the knowledge . Yet, there was something else he had to deal with .
“Ahhh…”
Suddenly, Coldblood Five came running towards Ye Lang, screaming all the way . She hid behind him like a frightened child- and this was something you don’t see often from Coldblood Five .
“?!” Ye Lang didn’t notice that . He only wanted to know, what did Coldblood Five fear so much?
“There’s a bug!!!” Coldblood Five pointed .
“What’s so scary about a bug?” Ye Lang didn’t treat her like an assassin, nor like a regular girl either . He’d seen Coldblood Five kill many flies in a row .
“But it’s huge…” she said, embarrassed, “it’s disgusting…”
“How big can it be? Oh fuck, that’s huge…” Ye Lang wasn’t prepared when he saw the fly, he thought it was a monster . Soon, he realised everything was normal…
“That’s because we are small . Pretend they’re monsters, slay them! Apparently, they’re edible . High in protein…”
These bugs were flies from the decaying corpse . Ye Lang and Coldblood Five were very small, so they thought the bugs were gigantic .
“Go to hell, how about YOU eat them!!” Coldblood Five finally recovered . She was used to insects, but the sudden changes in size made her uncomfortable . She didn’t expect the revulsion to increase proportionally to the insect’s size .
“I said they’re edible, that doesn’t mean we should . I’m definitely not interested! Go clean them up, don’t disturb me,” Ye Lang said offhandedly . To him, Coldblood Five would never be afraid of things like that .
“No, YOU think of a way to get rid of them!!” Surprisingly, Coldblood Five refused . If someone else heard this, their jaw would’ve dropped .
“Get rid of what? As long as Coldblood Thirteen’s corpse is still here, there’ll be flies, probably even more . I don’t understand how these flies got in…” Ye Lang remarked, still not getting up .
Coldblood Five thought for a moment, then dragged Ye Lang along, “Then let’s leave now!”
“Stop, stop . To where? I have unfinished matters!” he struggled .
“What matters? Let’s leave, call for help, and you can play as long as you like in here in the future . Yes?” Coldblood Five began coaxing Ye Lang, wanting to leave this disgusting place . She’d suddenly noticed the awful smell .
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