Spare Me, Great Lord! Chapter 1249
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Chapter 1249: 1249
Chapter 1249: The Last Cultural Class
The spy who spoke soon regretted his words after seeing that Lu Shu remained unmoved .
However, had he been in his position, Lu Shu would definitely not hold it against a spy . It was alright even if he offended him .
Now, Lu Shu felt that he should be more reserved . He could just pretend to be nice and ask Li Heitan to kill that spy’s entire family when nobody was around .
In the end, Lu Shu let all the spies off but there were some mishaps . That was because two of them were not spies and only moved to Nangeng City because they liked the environment . However, Li Heitan chased them away without hearing their explanation…
Nangeng City was the most liveable city amongst the entire Luniverse . Not only was the environment pleasant, the hygiene was good too . The hygiene standards that Lu Shu implemented as a person from Earth was much better than those from the Luniverse .
The Imperial Dragon Soldiers returned to their rooms . It had been a long time but it looked the same . Of course, nobody would dare to touch their things .
Chen Zuan and Cheng Qiuqiao sighed as they looked at the rooms, “It is built entirely like the standards of the Heavenly Network . It feels as though I am back in my room in the Heavenly Network . ”
“Cut that rubbish, go shower and wash the armor,” said Lu Shu meanly .
Nobody would bother about the bloodstains on their bodies during a great war . Who would care about that?
Perhaps one would be unhappy when the blood first splattered on one’s body . However, as the blood accumulated, one slowly became used to it .
Now, when they rested, everyone felt that the stains and smells on their bodies were unbearable . However, they were extremely rowdy when they were queuing for the shower and when cleaning their armor . Lu Shu walked into the shower room and coldly said to them, “Hurry up and finish cleaning, we shall begin our cultural class in 20 minutes . ”
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Everyone in the shower room was astonished . Why were they still having cultural classes at this point in time?
There were waves of protests from the showers . Li Heitan’s grumble was the loudest . They were not prepared for the cultural class at all!
However, amongst the Imperial Dragon Soldiers, nobody dared to oppose whatever Lu Shu had decided on .
Ten minutes later, a group of burly men sat obediently in the courtyard . Everyone’s distance from each other was exactly the same and the arrangement was extremely neat…
However, Lu Shu did not begin the lesson immediately . Instead, he created a huge bonfire with Lu Xiaoyu and Coral, killing half of the antelopes and roasted them on the fire .
There was a bottle of strong alcohol beside the fire . Li Heitan and the rest wanted it so badly .
Even though Li Heitan and the rest came from the Luniverse, they had not tried the meat of the antelope of such high status before . Zhang Weiyu and the rest had tried it before, but it was more than 20 years ago . Thinking about it now made them drool .
Lu Shu looked at everyone and said after a long pause, “The first thing I want to say is to thank everyone for going through everything with me . ”
Everyone in the Imperial Dragon Soldiers looked at each other in confusion . They thought that it was something they ought to do and did not know what to do when Lu Shu suddenly thanked them . However, they were very touched as Lu Shu did not view them as accessories but instead, as comrades .
“The second thing,” Lu Shu said as he looked at them seriously, “I will tell everyone responsibly that perhaps I am unsure of how powerful the opponent is . We will eventually win, but we have to pay the price . ”
Li Heitan said obediently, “Great Lord, all of us know this . Rest assured, I, Li Heitan will definitely not regret it . ”
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Lu Shu smiled . “It’s too late to regret anyway . ”
The Imperial Dragon Soldiers laughed . Amongst their laughter, Lu Shu’s expression suddenly became serious . “The third thing is that, I will be giving you guys the last cultural class today!”
The expressions on the faces of Li Heitan and the rest changed immediately . The thing they did not want to talk about was mentioned nevertheless . He said after struggling, “Great Lord, our cultural knowledge is already pretty solid . ”
Lu Shu nodded . “Then, let me ask all of you a question, if you can answer it, we will scrap the cultural class . ”
Li Heitan’s eyes lit up . “Please ask, Great Lord, I have studied well, I even finished self-studying half of the lessons in high school . ”
Li Heitan did not make this up . He was very keen on studying . Li Heitan was the model student in the Azure Dragon Study Group . However, the biggest support that Li Heitan had was not himself but Zhang Weiyu instead .
The old guy was too interested in the knowledge on Earth . One time, Li Heitan asked Zhang Weiyu where he had studied until and he said he had completed the entire high school syllabus . This made Li Heitan extremely envious .
Many people looked at Zhang Weiyu with anticipation . As long as Zhang Weiyu answered the question, they would not need to go for the cultural class .
Zhang Weiyu already looked extremely proud .
Lu Shu paused before saying, “The question is, a bear dropped into a trap and the trap is 19 . 617 meters deep . He took two seconds to drop down . What color is the bear?”
Zhang Weiyu was speechless .
Li Heitan was confused .
“From Li Heitan’s distress, +666!”
“From Zhang Weiyu’s…”
Zhang Weiyu was indignant . “Great Lord, you did not give enough conditions!”
Lu Shu smiled, “Why not? First of all, g=9 . 8085, 44th parallel north . Secondly, since the trap was made for a bear, it must be a brown bear . ”
Zhang Weiyu looked at Lu Shu with his mouth agape . He had never been tricked like this before .
The rest of them dejectedly got ready for the lesson . Then, Lu Shu asked Lu Xiaoyu and Coral to distribute a notebook and a pen to everyone .
Just as everyone was confused, Lu Shu said calmly, “Today is the last cultural class and I want to conduct a spelling test on the content you have learnt in the past . ”
Everyone was caught off guard, why did he suddenly do spelling…
Then, Lu Shu said suddenly, “Zhang Weiyu . ”
Everyone was stunned and looked at Lu Shu . What did he mean? He was calling for Zhang Weiyu?
Lu Shu shook his head . “I want you guys to write ‘Zhang Weiyu’!”
“Li Heitan!”
“Liu Yizhao!”
“Chen Zuan!”
“Cheng Qiuqiao!”
Every name Lu Shu read gave the Imperial Dragon Soldiers a shock . In the last lesson, Lu Shu gave a spelling test of all the names of the Imperial Dragon Soldiers . He wanted them to write everyone’s names on the notebook .
Everyone used a lot of strength while writing the words, as though they wanted to carve the words on their bones .
Lu Shu’s voice echoed after passing through the black night sky . “Bring your notebooks with you . As long as one person remains alive in the Imperial Dragon Soldiers, none of you should be left behind . Let’s go and kill!”
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