My Sassy ‘Crown Princess’ Chapter 71
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Chapter 71: Running into Yan Chen (1)Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Mo Yi and Mo Fei wandered in the shopping mall. Mo Yi scratched his head painfully, “Young master, you really plan to buy Prince Yu a doll?”
Mo Fei nodded, “Sure! I already said it like 100 times.”
Mo Yi frowned, “Do you really think it’s appropriate?”
Mo Fei looked at Mo Yi disapprovingly, “How is it not appropriate? Don’t worry. It’s fine. Even if he said he doesn’t like it, in his heart he’d definitely like it. He is a surprise package. Do you think I don’t know about him?”
“But I’m afraid Prince Yu may punch you.” muttered Mo Yi to himself.
Mo Fei then said excitedly, “Yiyi, look at this one. It’s replicated the international super star Rong Yue’er, rosy lips, white teeth, curvy figure, big eyes, small mouth. What do you say, huh? Isn’t it pretty? Alas, Rong Yue’er is my ideal goddess forever!”
Mo Yi said helplessly, “Young master, when you ever fancied the actress Xiyao before, you also said she is your goddess forever. Unfortunately, the second day news came out that Xiyao had been married, and your goddess had also changed.”
Mo Fei’s face darkened, “I’m asking you whether this doll is pretty or not. What bullshit are you talking about? Why do you switch the topic?”
Mo Yi nodded, “Yeah, very pretty. Young master, do you plan to send this doll to Prince Yu?”
Mo Fei shook his head, “Of course not. The salesman said if I buy this one, he will send another one imitating Lin Qinglin for free. Lin Qinglin has flopped now, but she is not bad. I can send it to Prince Yu.”
Mo Yi said helplessly, “Young master, if you have made up your mind, then buy it.”
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Mo Fei rubbed his hands, “OK.”
Mo Fei bought two dolls as he had planned. The salesman then thoughtfully packaged the dolls tightly. No one could tell what was inside judging from the outside.
When Mo Fei and Mo went out of the shopping mall, they happened to see that Yan Chen was in the Eat Eat Eat Restaurant on the other side of the shopping mall.
On seeing Mo Fei and Mo Yi, Yan Chen waved at them with excitement.
Then Mo Fei and Mo Yi then walked towards him
Then sat on the opposite side of Yan Chen, then Yan Chen waved at the waiter, “Another two shares of what I have just ordered.”
Mo Fei looked at Mo Fei feelingly, “Yanyan, you are the best.”
Yan Chen then said shyly, “You overpraise me.”
Like he remembered something or what, Yan Chen then switched the topic, “Mo Fei, Xu Zihan’s lover is coming back in a few days. Xu Zihan has claimed that he wouldn’t go easy on you. So you’d better make precautions.”
It really gave Mo Fei a headache, “Why is that surname Xu haunting me like a ghost?” Alas, that son of bitch! I have to find a chance to poison him into an ugly monster!
Mo Fei kept lowering his head, saying nothing.
Yan Chen looked at Mo Fei, “Mo Fei, Chenchen is selling a kind of mini star armor. This kind of armor could be worn next to the skin. It’s just like ordinary clothes, but could resist the attack of level four powerhouses. Would you like one?”
“Does such star armor really exist?” asked Mo Fei suspiciously.
Yan Chen nodded, “Yeah. Wearing it, you’d only get beaten half dead by Xu Zihan’s lover instead of getting beaten to death.”
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Mo Fei said doubtfully, “Yanyan, that’s not how you advertise. You should say it this way. After wearing the star armor, I’d stay unscathed instead of getting beaten half to death by Xu Zihan’s lover.”
Yan Chen scratched his head, “But, that kind of mini star amour could only resist the attack of a level 4 powerhouse, but not very effective against level 5. I heard Xu Zihan’s lover has quite possibly promoted to level 5.”
Mo Fei frowned, “Level 5 already? Oh no, how could that ill-tempered and brainless son of bitch Xu Zihan be so goddamn lucky?”
Yan Chen shook his head, “How would I know?”
Mo Fei touched his chin and said to Yan Chen, “Yanyan, does your Chenchen’s shop have a kind of star armor that can improve the offensive power?”
Yan Chen nodded, “Yeah, sure. There’s a kind of star armor that could magnify ten times of a level 3 star magician’s ATK, five times of a level 4, and two times of a level 5.”
Mo Fei touched his chin thoughtfully, “There’s really such good stuff!”
Yan Chen nodded, “Sure! But it’s a bit expensive.”
Mo Fei raised his eyebrows, “How much?”
“500 million.” said Yan Chen.
Mo Fei held his forehead speechlessly. Oh my, those bunch of goddamn profiteers!
Looking at Mo Fei’s distressed expression, Mo Yi smiled pitifully.
“Yanyan, bring us to your Chenchen’s store and show us around.” suggested Mo Fei.
Yan Chen nodded, “OK! No problem!”
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