My Sassy ‘Crown Princess’ Chapter 169
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Chapter 169: About the Doghole (1)Translator: Guy Gone Bad
Mo Fei couldn’t help frowning and looked at Yan Chen astonishingly, “Yanyan, is it possible your solution is to get in through the doghole?”
Yan Chen nodded, “Yeah. Mo Fei, don’t you know this doghole is no common doghole?”
Mo Fei then asked curioulsy, “Not common? What makes it special then?”
Yan Chen then said with his hands clasped behind his back, “This is the doghole the headmastert specially opened for his beloved Samoyed. You know, his dog is very expensive.”
“How much?” asked Mo Yi.
Yan Chen then stretched out five fingers, and said seriously, “Five hundred million!”
Mo Fei took a deep breath, eyes wide open, “Five hundred million!”
Five hundred million? If it had been a few months ago, he couldn’t even compare with a paw of the headmaster’s dog. But the thing was he became rich now, so five hundred million meant nothing.
Yan Chen held his hands on hips, “Crawl!”
Mo Fei looked at Yan Chen and said awkwardly, “I don’t think so.”
Anyway, he, Mo Fei, was now most young woman’s dream lover. Crawling through a doghole? I’d spoil his image!
Yan Chen pouted and asked Mo Fei, puzzled, “What’s wrong with that? There is no one here anyway. What about I crawl in first and explore the way for you?”
Mo Fei looked at Yan Chen and said with a cranky expression, “Yanyan, it seems you are used to crawling through dogholes. Does your Chenchen know about this??
Yan Chen then said reasonably, “Sure. When we were little, we often crawled through dogholes for fun.”
Mo Fei couldn’t believe his ears, “Jing Chen also crawls through dogholes?”
Yan Chen nodded, “Yeah. We often did that when we were little. But he had an accident and could no longer did that.”
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“What accident?” asked Mo Fei out of curiosity.
Yan Chen sighed and said with emotions, “He was quite slow every time. And one time when he was on half away, the dog was in.”
Mo Fei popped out his eyes, and said with sympathy, “Did he get bitten?”
Yan Chen nodded, “Yeah! Chenchen always said his ass got uneven after getting bitten. But I think it’s quite even.”
Mo Fei, “…” Does you Chenchen know you gossip him behind his back?
Mo Fei thought to himself: if he came down and out some day, he could at least sell this juicy news to the newspapers and would definitely make good money. Jing Chen the gentle glassman also crawled through dogholes? Indeed that every person in the world had a side unknown to others!
Yan Chen looked at Mo Fei, eyes blinking, “Then I’ll go first.”
Mo Fei nodded,”OK.”
Yan Chen then bent over and crawled into the doghole handily.
Seeing Yan Chen’s figure soon disappear by the wall, Mo Yi turned to Mo Fei, “Young master, have you made up your mind?”
Mo Fei said shyly, “Yiyi, I still think it’s kinda inappropriate.”
Mo Yi sighed slightly, “Young master, come on. Don’t be like a woman. Didn’t you often crawl through dogholes to buy snacks? And you even kicked me when I refused to crawl through one.”
Mo Fei smiled akwardly, “Yiyi, you know, things change. Anyhow, I am a public figure now. I should pay attention to my image.” Speaking of which, he even stretched out a hand to pat his face.
Mo Yi raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders, “Young master, you used to say that face is the most worthless thing.”
“That was before. Now your young master I should pay extra attention to my image. One kiss and I’ll charge a hundred million. If you kiss me, I can give you 20 percent off, eighty million.” said Mo Fei humorlessly.
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Mo Yi squeezed a smile, “Young master, you are too expensive. I can not afford it. You should go for rich people like Prince Yu. He has a face of taken-for-ride.”
Mo Yi thought to himself: Prince Yu should prepare enough star coins then, or he’d suffer.
Mo Fei rolled his eyes, “Don’t mention him. He even forgot to wake me up early this morning. That jerk.”
Mo Yi shrugged his shoulders, “What about you cover your priceless face to protect it and then get in?”
Mo Fei nodded, “That is the only option I guess. It’s said in the book that a real man knows when to stoop or stand erect. Get out of my way. Just crawling through a doghole! Practice makes perfect. This is kind of my thing.”
Mo Yi hurriedly nodded, “Yes, of course.”
Mo Fei then took off his coat and covered his head with it, then squatted down while pulling up his sleeves.
“Mo Fei, you are here!” A familiar voice came into Mo Fei’s ears at this time. Mo Fei’s heart skipped a beat and he directly fell onto the ground.
“Ah!” Mo Fei screamed! Damn it! Ankle sprained! What the hell!
“Prince Feng!” Mo Yi then stood before Mo Fei to cover it for him.
“Mo Fei, what are you doing here? Are you all right?” Lou Feng ignored Mo Yi and asked Mo Fei concernedly.
Mo Fei pulled off the coat over his head and put on a smile at Lou Feng, “Prince Feng, what are you doing here?”
Mo Fei even cooked some evil thinking: Maybe Lou Feng is also here trying to crawl in through the doghole!
“I heard some noise here, so I came to check it out. Never expected you guys are here.” said Lou Feng.
Mo Fei laughed complacently and thought in his heart: You dare not crawl through it on seeing we are here, right?
Lou Feng looked at that smile on Mo Fei’s face and felt a bit inexplicable, “It’s too late. The front gate got jammed. I’ll bring you to take the secret tunnel.”
Mo Fei opened his eyes wide, “There is a secret tunnel?”
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