《Glory e-sports》Chapter 163.2: On a magic vine that grew wantonly upwards into the sky, there sat a holy priest.
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In winter training camp, Wei Xiao had been in Group A, and Eurostar had been in Group B.
Eurostar had been overjoyed and wanted to beat the gongs and drums to celebrate when he learned that he was far away from One Lamp Grandmaster.
Then, he’d seen the 1.7m tall God Xie whose killing aura was 2.8m tall.
Group B, TPT’s first game.
Eurostar had been chased and killed all over the map by Xie He.
Eurostar had cried very loudly in their team chat, “Isn’t he a mid-laner? Isn’t he a squishy hero? Shouldn’t he be a c-position who loves being protected?”
Captain Fu was cold and ruthless. “Obviously, he’s not.”
Throughout the entire game, Eurostar experienced 13 ways to die. After meeting One Lamp Grandmaster, the ID Xiehe also left a deep and indelible mark of fierceness and cruelty on him.
Then, Moonlit also experienced a wave of ‘13 deaths’.
Eurostar had gone looking for him: “I understand you. If you want to cry, I can lend you my shoulder.”
Moonlit: “Ha-ha.”
He’d also been abused miserably, but Moonlit went up to challenge these difficulties and began to frantically look for opportunities to fight against Xie He. He even won against Xie He with his immortal warlock at the end of the winter training camp.
Eurostar had known that Moonlit was fierce, but he hadn’t expected him to be this fierce!
What was wrong with this era of mid-laners?!
Did they all consider themselves to be jungler kings?!
Later, Eurostar had also won against Xie He once. It had made him feel relieved all over, the feeling so amazing that his scalp was numb and tingling. It also made him realize what the ultimate experience was.
How had he won?
It was during the free matching period. Eurostar’s luck had broken through the charts, and he’d been matched up with Yan Jiang as a teammate.
Yan Jiang had casually taken a holy priest, and Eurostar had casually taken a gold hunter. On the other side, Xie He had taken the immortal warlock, but as a result, he’d been shot at until his head was covered in bumps and wounds.
This video replay was still circling on the internet, and it was the source of the scandal between Yan Jiang and Eurostar.
With this history between them, Eurostar-star’s current mood was very easy to understand.
God Yan––an immortal support who was like a spring breeze. Becoming his treasured darling could make him happy enough to fly up to the heavens.
Xie He––a real daddy who was 2.8 m tall. He didn’t dare to meet his gaze, and just one look meant death.
Moonlit––a small daddy who was almost 2.8m tall. He didn’t know when, but he would be beaten into seclusion by his thousand layers of clouds one day.
The heavens pitied and protected him. After Eurostar saw these two people from afar, how would he dare to reveal himself?
He made use of his many years of experience in escaping and hid himself very well in the Thousand Needle Forest.
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If there was a ranking for the most timid player on Sky Island, Brother Star would definitely be in first place!
When it came to the most exciting zone, it was definitely B Zone’s Battlesong Plains.
In the other zones, the players were still fighting against the natural environment. But in B Zone, the players had already started fighting in groups.
Yuan Ze, Asleep, and another invited player from North America were fighting hard.
They were the ones who’d started fighting the earliest, and their fight was also the fiercest, and the most intense, but…
First Blood had still gone to Close.
Yuan Ze: “F*ck!”
He’d been sent to the Battlesong Plains, but still hadn’t gotten First Blood. Old Dog Yuan felt like he’d lost his dignity!
It was as though the game organizers wanted to continue this ‘comedic’ effect until the very end. They provided another ranking list on the live broadcast screen.
Sky Island’s richest player. 1st place––Close Has Great Skills.
It took everyone a moment to react when they saw this ID.
They quickly went to look at the distance rankings and discovered that Close Has Great Skills and Close Has Super Endurance weren’t the same person.
The translators quickly provided translations for the names.
There was another uproar in the live broadcast rooms across the world.
The China competition zone really knew how to play on a large scale!
Even the IDs they came up with were like this!
Great Skills was Money.
Captain Mo was in C Zone’s Falling Star Lake, in the same zone as Close.
His luck had broken through the charts, and he’d landed on a mound of coral.
Why were there coral in a lake?
Don’t ask. If you ask, then it was a fantasy setting, and the game planners had final say.
It was probably because Money spent too much money in normal life, so he’d collected enough karma and could basically pick up money like crazy as soon as he landed…
There were money fish living in the coral. Stabbing one to death would drop 100 gold. There was also a gold bonus for combos.
Money was immersed in killing the fish.
Having money was very useful. Although it couldn’t be used to buy equipment (equipment had to be collected or traded in with equivalent equipment and couldn’t be bought or sold), it could be used to buy medicine bags!
The shop offered various types of mana and health medicine. Money picked up so many gold coins that it was like he was carrying a medicine jar on his back.
Of course, this medicine couldn’t be used during battle, but it could be used to prolong one’s life after a fight so that they were in the best state before starting the next fight.
Money killed all the money fish and bought all the health and mana medicine he could before rushing proudly towards the Central Zone.
With his money, with the medicine bags he had in hand, who was there to be afraid of?!
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He wasn’t afraid of anyone!
It was precisely such a confident Captain Mo who encountered a blood-stained blood warrior, standing there with a bloody sword in hand.
Money: “!”
Close: “……”
Captain Mo, who’d been unafraid of the heavens and the earth just a moment ago, turned around and ran.
Damn it…
How could Close be in C Zone?
Why was he so unlucky that he ended up in the same zone as this killing god?!
Money’s initial talent was the gun thief, which was a talent spec that had a lot of movement skills. Once the gun was loaded, the hero could move along with the gun. If it was used properly, the player could constantly refresh their skills and move forward.
The China competition zone locked their gazes on this scene and began to watch the chase between the two.
“Captain Mo’s decision is pretty good. He really should start running when he meets Close.”
“Close has already obtained three kills and is ranked first on the rankings. He’s already put together one full piece of equipment, and he’s also unlocked all the skills for the death knight.”
“Gun thieves won’t win against the death knight. Especially when it comes to Close’s warrior talents, which specialize in killing all sorts of thieves.”
“But will Captain Mo be able to run away?”
“Close has a movement speed bonus. Captain Mo…”
“Oh, Captain Mo has nothing but money.”
Medicine bags could also be converted into gold coins. Money had no equipment and no skill points. He really had nothing but money.
Then there was Close, who had one piece of finished equipment and eight skills. He caught up with Mo Hui very easily.
The TPT fans bawled, “Captain Mo!!! Are you actually lucky or unlucky?!”
Was he unlucky? He’d started off at the coral mound and had killed money fish until his hands were tired. He’d gotten first place on the gold rankings and was the luckiest person on the whole map.
Was he lucky? These gold coins hadn’t even warmed up in his pocket, and he hadn’t used a single medicine bag before he’d run into the great demon king who was at full health.
The Gossip Emperor found the essence of the matter. “It’s time for Captain Mo to experience whether or not Close Has Great Skills.”
This ID was perfect for the occasion.
A commentator sighed. “If Close kills Mo Hui, he’ll obtain 3000 gold coins.”
When that happened, who would be able to stop this super great demon king who had money, equipment, and strength?!
The camera switched back to A Zone’s Moonlight Wetland.
Wei Xiao had also encountered a situation.
After killing Soo Chanhee, he’d caught a lucky player.
Professional players fighting against ordinary players was like holding a kitchen knife to cut up cucumbers. They were crunchy and squishy.
After killing the lucky player, Wei Xiao continued his march towards the Central Zone. He then saw two people standing in a deep-water swamp. They stood facing each other and weren’t fighting.
Players could type to communicate with each other in the big brawl mode.
However, the typing was limited by area and could only be seen by players within a small radius.
Wei Xiao couldn’t see what they were saying, but he could guess that they were communicating with each other.
In the big brawl mode, all players were enemies, and there were no teammates.
These were the settings for the game. But the ones playing the game were people, and people had their own ideas.
It wasn’t impossible for players to form an alliance with each other in the early stage, then turn against each other in the later stages.
Obviously, these two people had formed an alliance, planning to rush out of the A Zone and enter the Central Zone together.
Wei Xiao’s eyes curved slightly. He jumped out.
“Hello!” He was a courteous and well-mannered Wei Little Xiao.
The two men were startled and instantly went on alert.
Wei Xiao typed fast, and he attacked even faster. He’d already obtained six skill points, and not only did he have the shadow thief’s light arc, he’d also activated his immortal warlock.
At this time, he was using the immortal warlock talent, and the skill he used was also the immortal warlock’s skill, connecting clouds. A stream of white fog streamed out. If it touched an opponent, it would fly back and start up an attack.
Of the two ‘allied’ people, one was a power thief, and the other was a berserker warrior. Both of them were very skilled in individual combat.
As soon as they looked over, they saw that it was a little immortal warlock and were relieved for a moment.
“This time, you take the equipment. I want the skill points.”
“Okay!”
Discussing how to split the spoils before the fight? They were really overconfident.
Also in A Zone.
On a magic vine that grew wantonly upwards into the sky, there sat a holy priest.
He had a slender figure, and his attitude was cold and indifferent. The white priest uniform that represented light and holiness, hung down and covered his straight legs. Only a pale wrist could be seen holding the dark, evil vine.
The vines were a dark and gloomy demonic creature.
The priest was a spokesman for the pure and flawless god.
At this moment, the two existences were in perfect harmony, creating an atmosphere of breathtaking beauty for the scene.
The holy priest’s ID was shockingly––Y1.Yan.
Yan Jiang’s hands fell lightly on the keyboard and mouse. He didn’t make any actions.
He looked down at the three men fighting in the swamp, his expression calm.
Except for his old fans, there was probably no one else who knew what he was thinking––
What kind of stupid competition system was this, an early death meant an early excuse from death.
The author has something to say:
Hehe
xiin: dun dun dun~
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