《Glory e-sports》Chapter 215.2: Does the whole world know how f*cking smart you are?!
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Bai Caicai, who was watching from the side, was shocked silly.
This was the Team of Gods?
This was the legendary, high and unattainable Team of Gods who were each more badass, more famous, and more domineering than each other?
As the well-informed Gossip Emperor, Bai Cai had received a lot of messy gossip about the Team of Gods.
No matter which big author or how long or detailed the article was, they never followed this kind of style!
The bitter hatred that was spread through the Team of Gods was well-established in the fan circle!
Who could’ve known that the real Team of Gods was actually…
The filters had been broken. The Gossip Emperor wouldn’t be able to gossip about the Team of Gods in the future.
This sand sculpture aura that smacked him right in the face…
It was an official OOC!
Wei Xiao was really worthy of being the leader of the new generation of (sand sculpture) FTW. He came up with a genius move as soon as he opened his mouth, “I have an idea!”
The three of them looked at him simultaneously.
Wei Xiao: “Only two teams can live here. Since everyone wants to move in, how about holding a battle.”
The three members from the Team of Gods: “???”
Yuan Ze reacted the fastest. “There’s no need for me to compete, let’s invite God Kim and God Xie.”
Wei Xiao: “Don’t do that, everyone should compete fairly.”
Kim Sung-hyun had been tricked into a half-dead state by Yuan Ze. How would he be willing to miss out on this opportunity? He spoke up immediately, “Okay, let’s battle.”
Yuan Ze: “……”
Wei Xiao wasn’t afraid of making the excitement bigger. “Is Captain Yuan scared?”
Proud Flower Kim chimed in, stating coldly, “Make room for others if you’re scared.”
Alright, then. The goals changed, and they all began to fight over who could move in. It was no longer clear who had looked like they were constipated when they saw the old base a few days ago or if they’d wanted to bang their heads against the wall.
Scared?
Who was scared?
They could be afraid of anyone but these guys!
So, the three of them came to a decision and decided to fight over their spot at the base!
Yuan Ze: “Solo?”
This so-called battle could only be like this. So, they’d solo; Yuan Ze’s title as a solo king didn’t come into existence through exaggeration.
Kim Sung-hyun and Xie He were just about to agree when Wei Xiao spoke up, “Don’t do that.”
Everyone looked at him again.
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How could Wei Xiao give such simple advice? He definitely had to strive for some benefits, “What’s the point in solo? Come and play 5v5 training matches!”
What was the point in solo? Anyone could say this sentence, but Wei Xiao, you crazy solo demon, didn’t deserve to say such a thing!
However, Brother Cai didn’t dare to say anything about it. The whole floor was filled with big guys, and he just wanted to crawl under the table.
Yuan Ze, Kim Sung-hyun, and Xie He all paused.
Xie He spoke up first, “Okay.”
This ** tone instantly fired up the other two. “Okay.”
In any case, there was no lack of training matches prior to the globals, and they just had to play and be done with it. There was even a bonus if they won, which made things exciting.
Wei Xiao started up again, “There’s another condition.”
Yuan Ze: “What?”
Wei Xiao: “Include FTW.”
The little white cabbage in the corner: “!” F*ck, Little Lunatic Wei really deserved his reputation. This scheme of his ran deep, and it even managed to encompass the Team of Gods?!
They were all experienced people. Who wouldn’t understand what he meant?
Yuan Ze stared at him. “You’re clever.”
Wei Xiao was bold and reasonable. “The base belongs to FTW. As the landlords, we’re eligible to participate.” The implication was that they were fighting over FTW’s real estate. The fact that they weren’t paying rent could be overlooked, but they had to involve them in the training matches.
This truth was very solid, and no one could refute it.
Yuan Ze thought it over. “How will we play?”
Kim Sung-hyun: “Draw lots, elimination system.”
Xie He: “Round robin.”
Wei Xiao raised his hand.
The three of them looked at him.
Wei Xiao’s eyes curved. “How about this? In any case, our FTW won’t get any reward if we win, so we won’t seek to rank. Instead, we’ll try our best to act as sandbags for you.”
Yuan Ze could vaguely guess what was in this little beast’s mind.
At the end of the day, Kim Sung-hyun and Xie He were still ‘naïve’. “Sandbags?”
Wei Xiao: “Yeah. Each of your teams will play ten games with FTW. Winning one game means one point, and the two teams who end up with the highest points will live here. How about it?”
Brother Cai, who was spectating from the side, stumbled and almost fell to the ground.
Everyone in the training room who could understand Chinese: “………………”
Only you, Little Lunatic Wei. Does the whole world know how f*cking smart you are?!
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Trying to gain training matches empty-handed and making such high-level, high quality attempts at that.
Was FTW a sandbag?
They were clearly the biggest winners!
When Yuan Ze went up against Little Lunatic Wei, he was often left propping up his forehead with his hand because he himself wasn’t enough of a beast. “Won’t you be tired? Won’t your teammates be tired?”
His appetite was so big, and he wasn’t afraid of dying from overdoing it. FTW would tire themselves to death with 30 games!
Wei Xiao: “What’s there to be tired about? My teammates are in good shape and it won’t be a problem to fight 300 rounds.”
Caicai, as one of the teammates: I’m not, I didn’t, don’t drag me into the water with you!
It was impossible for them to agree to this.
If they really agreed, then Lulu would kill them.
Yuan Ze made a decision, “Round robin point system.”
Wei Xiao pouted.
Yuan Ze glared at him. “Be satisfied with what you get.”
Wei Xiao refused, “Two cycles!”
Everyone: “……”
This so-called round robin point system meant that the four teams would each fight each other. Using FTW as an example, they would play one game with each of the other three teams, and then their scores would be calculated.
After all the games were fought, the ranking would be based on the score.
Two cycles of round robin meant to cycle through the teams twice. Using FTW as an example, they would play two games with each of the other three games. The score calculation method remained the same.
Wei Xiao continued his efforts, “Or how about three cycles?”
Everyone: “……” Even 30 cycles wouldn’t be enough to satisfy you!
“We’ll go with that.” Yuan Ze said, “Double cycle round robin point system. The two teams ranked at the top will live here.”
Other than Wei Xiao, everyone else was very satisfied with this.
A single cycle was a little short so a double cycle was just right.
A scuffle for the base prior to the globals…
Well, it was a little strange.
On Xie He’s side, he sent a message to his club. His club agreed immediately.
Who would refuse such a good thing that dropped down on them like a pie in the sky?
They would have to arrange training matches anyway, and it was great that they could play several such high-quality training matches.
They’d all already reached this juncture, and there was nothing to hide. Getting familiar with their opponents ahead of time was far more cost-effective than going into the arena blindfolded.
Wei Xiao also sent a message to Lu Feng.
Lu Feng: “……”
Wei Xiao acted well-behaved. “Praise me!”
Lu Feng: “Awesome.”
How was that acceptable? Wei Xiao continued, “Not enough!”
Lu Feng: “We’ll talk about it when you’re back.”
Wei Xiao’s heart was sweet and delighted. “I want more of what happened last night.”
Lu Feng: “……”
Wei Xiao: “Like this and that, then that.”
Lu Feng: “… Okay.”
Just one word was enough to make Wei Xiao’s face heat up. He couldn’t say any more flirty words, and just wanted to fly back and kiss his boyfriend.
There was no time like the present. They would start that night.
Just when everyone had settled on a time, arranged the training rooms, and finalized the lottery system…
Wei Xiao suddenly spoke up, “Speaking of which…”
Everyone looked at him, fearing that he might come up with some other chaos!
Wei Xiao really was able to stir things up again in a big way. “How could we forget about Captain Yan!”
Yuan Ze: “……”
Kim Sung-hyun: “……”
Xie He: “……”
There was really no need, it was fine to forget him!
Wei Little Xiao was really a cub who focused on fairness. He said quickly, “Wait a minute, I’ll ask Captain Yan. What if he wants to move in and live here too?”
The three people from the Team of Gods: “……”
You’re overthinking it! It’s impossible!
Wei Xiao: “Let me ask. If he’s interested, we can add Y1 into the cycle.”
Hey, they could play another two games. He was really a very unassuming little genius!
Yuan Ze: “You…”
Kim Sung-hyun: “Shouldn’t…”
Xie He: “Waste time.”
The way this sentence connected really reflected how they were old teammates.
Wei Xiao had already sent Yan Jiang a message. His hand speed was fast, rapidly typing out a whole string of words.
A few seconds later, Wei Xiao spoke cheerfully, “All done!”
Yuan & Kim & Xie: “???”
Wei Xiao raised up his cell phone and showed them directly.
“Captain Yan, it’s like this…” Blah blah blah, 100 words omitted here, “Do you want to come join us? The top two teams can live at the old FTW base for free!”
Below that was Yan Jiang’s reply, a single, simple word. “Okay.”
Everyone who came to know this piece of news, “………………”
He agreed?
Yan Jiang agreed?
The person who was entirely removed from the world, who would be unaffected by the destruction of the earth, the Laozi who only thought of the beautiful and unique Y1, had actually come to join in on this sand sculpture fun?
The author has something to say:
Wei Little Xiao: When it comes to badass operations, if I can’t do it, then who can!
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