《Cultivation Chat Group》Chapter 352. Let's kidnap an author and have him write the plot
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A bald and shining head flashed through the air!
Afterward, Song Shuhang successfully landed.
At this time, just as Venerable White was about to tell him about the matter of the shapeshifting dragon gate, Song Shuhang seized the initiative and shouted, "Senior White, let's shoot a movie!"
"???" Venerable White was confused. Has Shuhang gone mad? Was the power of the disposable Song Shuhang 001 too overbearing and damaged his brain?
Yu Jiaojiao, who was lying on Venerable White's palm, blinked a few times. Afterward, she slammed her head against Senior White's palm. Don't tell me that I have to experience the shapeshifting dragon gate with this idiot?
She felt that her first try would surely end up in failure if he were the one!
Please, let it be someone else! Let it be someone else!
"Cough, Senior White! Don't you find movies beautiful and interesting?" Song Shuhang jumped down from the disposable flying sword and opened his arms wide, saying, "The world of movies is boundless. As long as people have imagination, you can bring it to reality with movies! Familial love, romance, science fiction, fantasy, martial arts, action, horror, historical films… there are all kinds of genres in movies! As long as you have imagination and the necessary equipment, you can shoot everything!"
Venerable White nodded. He had seen several movies recently. "Indeed. Although some movies are garbage, others are quite interesting."
"Therefore, we should shoot our own movie!" Song Shuhang clenched his fist and said, "When I returned home, I had a sudden idea—I thought of shooting an interesting movie before the end of the year! Senior White, do you want to shoot it together? It's a very rare experience!"
...Venerable White's eyes lit up. "It seems fun."
Yu Jiaojiao looked at Venerable White in astonishment. Then, she slammed her head against Venerable White's palm once more—now that even Senior White had gone mad, she felt that her first experience of the shapeshifting dragon gate had failed before even beginning.
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Alright. Perhaps I can get some experience from it for the second try . Yu Jiaojiao was traumatized and depressed at this time.
Song Shuhang had managed to successfully pique Venerable White's interest. Therefore, they had put the matter about the shapeshifting dragon aside for now.
Senior White asked out of curiosity, "Have you already decided the theme?"
"I've only got a general idea for now. However, I need someone to write down the plot and turn it into the script later." Song Shuhang made a fist—the general idea he was talking about consisted of him dressing up as a nouveau riche and showing off around those car registration certificates.
He needed to show those important 'stage props' in the movie no matter what!
"We can look for a novel writer and ask them to write down the plot," Venerable White said.
"But where do we find a suitable novel author?" Song Shuhang held his chin and said, "Should I ask in the Nine Provinces Number One Group? Maybe one of the seniors can recommend us a good author that writes interesting stories?"
"No need to complicate things this much." Venerable White waved his hand and said, "We can casually choose a novel author from the web. We should shoot the movie according to our wishes, and there is no need for a complicated script. We can look for a suitable ReadNovelFull author and see if their writing style is interesting and funny."
Song Shuhang silently nodded.
At this time, the depressed Yu Jiaojiao suddenly interjected, "If you're looking for authors with interesting writing styles, I have several candidates. I'm currently following several interesting novels, and I also know the approximate address of one of the authors!"
Miss Yu Jiaojiao suddenly barged into the strange topic! She didn't seem interested in movies, but novels piqued her interest. She interjected as soon as the topic of conversation shifted to novels.
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"Eh? That axolotl can talk?" Song Shuhang discovered that there was a small pink-colored fish that had grown limbs on Venerable White's palm.
"Hehe, her name is Yu Jiaojiao, and she's the daughter of an old friend." Senior White smiled and continued, "Moreover, she is not an axolotl. She was born from the union of a flood dragon and a monster fish."
She is the descendant of a flood dragon? Well, you can't really judge a book by its cover! Song Shuhang couldn't help but shoot a few glances at the small pink-colored fish… all creatures related to dragons were very amusing.
"Hmph!" Yu Jiaojiao snorted and continued with what she was saying, "Ahem, what was I saying again? Right, I know the approximate address of an author that writes comedy novels. After locking down his position, we can kidnap him—"
"Miss Yu Jiaojiao, wait a moment!" Song Shuhang quickly interrupted and asked, "What do you mean by 'kidnap'?"
"Oh, I want to find him and drag him over here. This author is too slow at releasing chapters, he only releases from 5000 to 6000 characters daily. Moreover, he uploads the chapters only in the evening. Tsk, he can't even write 10,000 characters per day. So lazy and he still wants to stay in the ReadNovelFull business? Such being the case, I decided to kidnap him and lock him into a small black room and have him write 20,000 characters every day. Otherwise, I won't give him food," Yu Jiaojiao said calmly.
Song Shuhang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and mentally lit a candle for this unknown author that Yu Jiaojiao was targeting.
Next, Song Shuhang said, "Fine. Once we return to China, we can contact that interesting author and have him write the plot for us. Money isn't a problem. Afterward, I'll contact the seniors in the Nine Provinces Number One Group and ask them to send over a movie director. After we gather the necessary equipment, we can start shooting the movie."
Senior White nodded and added, "I was about to invite a few old friends over and have a get-together. Perhaps we can have them participate in the movie. They are fellow daoists with rich life experiences, it would be interesting to have them perform in the movie."
"Good, it's settled then!" Song Shuhang said excitedly—at the same time, he clenched his fist and thought to himself, Yes! I managed to divert Senior White's attention!
The little fellow daoist surnamed Song had managed to increase his lifespan by three more episodes!
"Me too, me too! After I jump through the shapeshifting dragon gate, I'll be able to assume a half-human and half-fish form. At the time, I'll be able to participate in the movie too!" Yu Jiaojiao waved her claws with excitement.
"Sure, you can participate too," Song Shuhang said with a valiant expression on his face. Then, he paused for a moment and asked, "A half-human and half-fish form? Yu Jiaojiao, you can change your shape?"
"Of course. Just wait till after I experience the shapeshifting dragon gate, I'll be able to assume a half-human and half-fish form!" Yu Jiaojiao said proudly.
"Oh, I almost forgot about the matter related to the shapeshifting dragon gate." Venerable White clapped his hands and said, "Shuhang, I'm going to give you a very rare opportunity, don't waste it!"
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