《Cultivation Chat Group》Chapter 1040. Cameraman, you don't have to come to work tomorrow!
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After ascending to the Venerable Realm, Senior White gained the ability to control his strange charm, thereby allowing him to reduce the influence he had on other cultivators as much as he could.
Now, it was only when Venerable White was distracted or in meditation that he would lose control over this strange charm of his.
It was fortunate that this was the case. Otherwise, Venerable White’s appearance in the frame of the live ‘Profound Sage Speech’ would have brought an end to all the practitioners in the universe. Such an event would have caused everyone to be unable to free themselves from Venerable White’s charm.
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At this moment, however, Venerable White gave all kinds of treasures and magical treasures to Song Shuhang, even taking off the daoist robe protecting his body, causing the practitioners from all over the universe to be unable to resist gazing at him.
However… due to the angle of vision provided by the ‘Profound Sage Speech’, when Venerable White took off his daoist robe, all the practitioners in the universe could only see the place above the neck.
The angle of the live broadcast simply left one speechless.
It was clear that the next part was going to be a good one, but the angle of vision suddenly withdrew and zoomed in on Venerable White’s face.
Bastard, who is the cameraman for this Profound Sage Speech? Cameraman, you don’t have to come to work tomorrow!
[Senior White is mine!] The weak True Monarch White Crane flapped its wings and cried feebly. The frame of the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ couldn’t be directly recorded; otherwise, True Monarch White Crane would have definitely recorded the scene of Senior White taking off his daoist robe and replayed it 100 times a day.
Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, who was currently testing out a new recipe, stopped moving her knife. “…”
She felt her heart suddenly jump a few times. What clothes was Venerable White wearing beneath his daoist robes?
She’d known Venerable White for so many years, and she had always seen the other party wear that spotless white daoist robe. Although the daoist robe could change style and shape, she’d never seen the other party take it off.
At this moment, the angle of vision provided by the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ gradually expanded.
Looking at Venerable White’s figure as it gradually entered the shot of the ‘Profound Sage Speech’, all the practitioners in the universe gulped, their eyes unconsciously widening and staring, not even daring to blink for fear of missing the most important part.
There were many practitioners who had been exposed to modern technology, and their right hand unconsciously wanted to tap on the void in the hope of ‘pausing the scene’. The hand speed of practitioners was generally very fast, and a great portion of them had always been able to reach out their hand and pause movies, TV dramas, and videos at crucial moments.
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With everyone expectant, the frame of the Profound Sage Speech shifted, and Venerable White’s entire body was there for everyone to see.
But right at that moment… In front of Venerable White, a bald figure suddenly appeared.
The position of this baldy coincidentally happened to block Venerable White’s body from everyone’s eyes. From their perspectives, practitioners all over the universe could only see Venerable White’s face and a part of his arms over the baldy’s shoulder.
“F*ck! Who’s the cameraman? Drag him out and cut him down!”
“I’m more interested in knowing who this baldy is. Why did he suddenly appear in the frame? Can he get blown up?”
[Chillikruala~] It was unknown which country’s language this was…
“Isn’t this baldy ‘Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’? Just now, he and that white-robed cultivator were talking together. Furthermore, the white-robed cultivator had given him all his treasures and magical treasures.”
“We don’t want to see this baldy, move the baldy to the side.”
“Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, I beg you. Just move a little bit, please.”
[Kururuli…] This was bird speech, coming from a monster bird…
“The first Sage in a thousand years not only gave us a wonderful speech, but even his positioning is this ‘excellent’… Senior Tyrannical Song, please don’t do thiiiis!”
[Pajijipaji.] It was unknown which kind of bird speech this was. What was certain, however, was that this wasn’t a human language…
All the practitioners in the universe went mad.
Anyway, summing up everything in a few lines: [Cameraman, go die! Baldy, move out of the way! Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, I beg you, don’t do this! Senior Tyrannical Song, please raise your legs and move aside. And, all different kinds of animal gibberish.]
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In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Little friend Shuhang’s positioning is really annoying. Quickly move out of the way!”
True Monarch Northern River: “Thrice Reckless, don’t seek death. Once Venerable White and little friend Shuhang leave the Heavenly Tribulation Realm and come online, they’ll be able to see your messages.”
True Monarch White Crane: “Tyrannical Song, get out of the way! Don’t block our Senior White!”
Fairy Dongfang Six: “Tyrannical Song, get out of the way! Don’t block our Senior White!”
Fairy Lychee: “Tyrannical Song, get out of the way! Don’t block our Senior White!”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Tyrannical Song, get out of the way! Don’t block our Senior White!”
After an instant, the entire Nine Provinces Number One Group was flooded.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: “…”
True Monarch’s finger was right on the ‘mute all’ button, but he hesitated—should he actually use this function?
In all honesty, he also felt that little friend Song Shuhang’s positioning was rather annoying.
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With great difficulty, the frame of the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ moved.
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After taking Venerable White’s magical treasures and daoist robe, Song Shuhang merely stood in place, not knowing that he had re-entered the frame of the ‘Profound Sage Speech’.
After Venerable White handed all of his equipment to Song Shuhang, he left and retreated to his original position, where he was originally transcending the tribulation.
This time, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song could no longer use his body to block the shot! Once again, all the practitioners in the universe stared unblinkingly at the frame of the ‘Profound Sage Speech’.
As for Daoist Priest Horizon, who was still talking about how to avoid and delay the descent of the heavenly tribulation, there were now only a few people who were still paying attention to him.
…In fact, the content of Daoist Priest Horizon’s speech wasn’t really suitable for the ‘Profound Sage Speech’.
If one compared the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ to the speech given by a student representing of a famous university during the ‘graduation ceremony’, then the content of Daoist Priest Horizon’s speech could be summed up as ‘how to cheat during exams’. It was akin to slapping one’s alma mater in the face during the graduation ceremony.
The problem was that this point didn’t come to Daoist Priest Horizon’s mind. He just wanted to spread content that would ‘benefit cultivators’ through his ‘Profound Sage Speech’.
Now, Venerable White’s appearance had taken the attention of most during Daoist Priest Horizon’s ‘Profound Sage Speech’. As for whether this was a coincidence or inevitable, nobody knew, and nobody would be able to shed light on it.
The frame of the Profound Sage Speech moved…
Finally, Venerable White’s entire body entered the frame. This time, there was no baldy hogging the frame! In the frame, Venerable White’s long hair fluttered in the air, similar to an immortal that had walked out of a picture.
The heartbeat of all the practitioners in the universe quickly sped up. What was under the daoist robe of the white-robed Venerable?
Right when they were about to get a glimpse of what they wanted… suddenly, dazzling lightning exploded out of the sea of heavenly tribulation.
Blinding light instantly filled the entire frame.
The dazzling lightning instantly covered most of Venerable White’s figure. In the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ frame, only Venerable White’s handsome face and long fluttering hair could be seen. The silhouette of his palms was also faintly visible… As for the rest, it had been entirely covered by the light.
All the practitioners in the universe collapsed.
[What is this heavenly tribulation lightning doing?! Did it really have to explode at this time? Was waiting another second going to kill it?!]
[Ribbit, ribbit!] a cultivator of an unknown race said, sounding like he was related to… frogs?
[Holy Light? Is it actually Holy Light?]
[Which group of holy knights did this? Quickly kick ’em out! Holy knights, go die!] Western ‘ancient holy knights’ got unjustly accused at this time.
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In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.
“Such a weird angle, could it be that Venerable White’s luck activated?” Frice Reckless Mad Saber said.
Fairy Lychee: “Probably. Otherwise, how could there possibly be so many coincidences? Song Shuhang and the dazzling tribulation lightning just now both blocked the frame… I’m afraid it’s likely due to Senior White’s luck, making it impossible to actually see the shot.”
Fairy Dongfang Six: “Right now, we should tactfully call little friend Song Shuhang @Tyrannical Song One. Little friend Song Shuhang, if you can see our messages, can you bring out your phone and take a few beautiful photos of Senior White?”
“How could there possibly be a signal in the Heavenly Tribulation Realm?” Fairy Lychee said.
“Damn it, why is it that only Song Shuhang can see that wondrous picture?” True Monarch White Crane was driven mad.
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The sudden appearance of the holy light broke the hearts of all the practitioners in the universe.
They stared unwillingly at Song Shuhang’s back––if it had not been for ‘Senior Tyrannical Song’ suddenly appearing, their view of the white-robed Venerable wouldn’t have been blocked.
In the Heavenly Tribulation Realm.
Song Shuhang suddenly felt uneasy, just as if there were billions of eyes staring at him.
He felt the same when he was in ‘Profound Sage Speech’ mode earlier.
It can’t be, right? Have I entered the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ frame again? Song Shuhang thought. He shouldn’t be mistaken—this feeling of countless gazes was definitely because there was a great number of practitioners all over the universe staring at him.
Strange, why am I back in the ‘Profound Sage Speech’ frame…?
Then, a thought came to Song Shuhang’s mind. He reached for and touched his own head, discovering that it was bald.
Heavens~ During the Profound Sage Speech a while back, he was also bald.
This was bad for his image.
Thinking of this, Song Shuhang made a daoist seal and operated Dharma King Creation’s secret technique––the hair growing technique.
The ‘innate true yuan’ in his body surged, and the hair growing technique was successfully activated.
In the next moment, black stubbles appeared on Song Shuhang’s bald head, and his hair grew crazily.
In the span of two breaths, Song Shuhang’s hair grew ten meters, becoming like a waterfall behind his body, being dragged on the ground.
From afar, it seemed as if Song Shuhang was dragging a black cape that was ten meters long behind him.
All the practitioners in the universe: “WTF!”
Was Profound Sage Tyrannical Song live broadcasting some hair growing commercial?
Right when people’s gazes were attracted to Song Shuhang’s long hair, the second wave of Venerable White’s heavenly tribulation finally formed.
An especially big nuclear bomb had quietly taken shape.
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