《Cultivation Chat Group》Chapter 1484. The original boss ran away with his sister-in-law
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Thrice Reckless Mad Saber asked, “Did your robot customer start eating?” He was still wondering how robot people would eat.
Song Shuhang replied, “Chu Chu is still cooking. Our dishes can’t come out instantly.”
I’m Mr. Yellow Mountain’s loyal dog said, “Eh? You actually made Chu Chu cook? You are simply wasting natural resources here.” “…” Song Shuhang. Is it really okay to use the term ‘natural resources’ when talking about Chu Chu?
Young Master Phoenix Slayer asked, “Which Chu Chu is this Chu Chu?” He had been in contact with several Chu Chus recently.
Song Shuhang replied, “It’s Chu Chu from the Chu Family, a family of cultivators. This is the Chu Chu who was on the Grievance Settling Platform.”
Immortal Master Copper Trigram said, “As a cultivator, it’s shameful for you to be unable to instantly make a dish. Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, you should just quit cultivating.”
“…” Song Shuhang.
Dharma King Creation suggested, “Little friend Shuhang, you could have Fellow Daoist Chu Chu use the speed of a cultivator and multitask so that she could make 10 dishes at the same time.”
Song Shuhang said, “Regardless of Chu Chu having such an ability or not, the kitchen of the small restaurant is only so big, having three to four dishes cooking at the same time is already its limit.”
He looked back into the kitchen.
Chu Chu was cooking vegetables very quickly, and her movements were also nimble. Ten dishes were served one after another rather swiftly.
With this speed of serving, even if the restaurant were to get a bit crowded, there should be no problem.
The dishes ordered by the blonde girl came up one by one. However, the girl did not start eating.
She had said that she was quite hungry before, but after the dishes were served, she simply sat upright and remained motionless. Song Shuhang glanced at her.
Then, he quickly sent a message to the Nine Provinces Number One Group. “She hasn’t started eating. Eight dishes have already been served to her table, but she still shows no intention of eating.” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, “It looks like I guessed right. Shuhang, how about you give her some gasoline and see if that suits her taste?”
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Song Shuhang said, “Wait, she is moving now.”
When Chu Chu served the 10th dish, the little blonde girl grabbed the tableware and began to eat quickly.
She gobbled up all of the food just like how a strong wind would sweep away fallen leaves.
Song Shuhang said, “She began eating, and she was very quick. It seems that she really was hungry. Maybe this little girl has OCD, and she can’t eat if she doesn’t have 10 dishes.”
Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: “If she can eat, does it mean that this robot girl can also give birth to children?”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer asked, “Senior Tyrant Flood Dragon is also interested in robot
girls?”
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True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon: “I’m just doing some tests to see which race would have the best pregnancy rate when put together with a flood dragon. This is scientific research, don’t think of it as something dirty .”
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: ” Awesome usage of the word ‘scientific research’.”
At this time, the blonde girl had finished eating all the dishes.
Chu Chu was about to step forward to collect the plates.
However, the blonde girl put the plates away before Chu Chu could, stacked them up, and moved the plates to the cashier counter, placing them in front of Song Shuhang.
The girl appeared to have considerable arm strength. After all, 10 plates on top of each other wouldn’t be light.
“Done!” The blonde girl stood on the tip of her toes, trying to keep her eyes level with Song Shuhang’s.
Done? What’s done?
Song Shuhang was very confused, but he remained calm on the surface.
He clasped his hands and looked at the blonde girl. “Hm?”
The blonde girl seriously said, “I finished the 10 dishes in one go, and then handed them over to you. Doesn’t this match the secret code?”
Song Shuhang responded, “Hm?” The blonde girl said, “Can we leave already?”
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Song Shuhang replied, “Match the secret code? Leave? Oh, is finishing 10 dishes in one go a secret code?”
“???” The blonde girl’s eyes stared intently at him while feeling that something was wrong. Although the girl’s right pupil looked exactly like a human eye, it should actually be a mechanical eye.
Song Shuhang asked, “What should I do after the secret code is matched?”
“Huh?” The blonde girl replied, “After the secret code is given, aren’t you, the store owner, supposed to arrange an escape route for the customer?”
Why was the store owner asking her about such things?
“Eh? So it turns out that the owner of this restaurant still had this kind of part-time job,” Song Shuhang said in surprise.
After hearing Song Shuhang’s reply, the blonde girl became more anxious.
Song Shuhang calmly said, “Unfortunately, little miss, I bought this restaurant not too long ago. Therefore, our shop does not have this service. Maybe we will reinitiate this service after some time?”
The little blonde girl became anxious. “You just bought it? What happened to the original store manager?”
Song Shuhang replied, “The original restaurant owner ran away with his wife.”
The blonde girl murmured, “His wife? I heard that the wife of the restaurant owner had passed away a long time ago.”
Now it was Song Shuhang’s turn to be puzzled. “Huh? Passed away? Wasn’t the woman at the cashier the owner’s wife?”
“That shouldn’t have been his wife. The woman at the cash register should’ve been his sister-in-law,” the blonde girl said at a loss.
Song Shuhang said, “Oh, then the original restaurant owner has run away with his sister-in-law. Unfortunately, even if the secret code is correct, we can’t help you.
“How could this be… Not good, I’ve wasted a lot of time.” The blonde girl almost cried, but only her left eye was a normal human eye. So even if she did cry, only her left eye could shed tears.
“Alright then. Shop owner, I’ll take my leave.” The blonde girl went down from her tiptoeing position, turned around, and got ready to leave the small restaurant. “Little miss, you forgot something.” Song Shuhang reached out and grabbed her.
“???” The blonde girl.
Song Shuhang said, “You forgot to pay… But since you’re my first customer, I can give you a discount. However, you can’t leave without paying.”
The blonde girl said, “Sorry, I was too flustered. How much is the food?”
Song Shuhang turned his head, and asked, “Chu Chu, how much does it cost?”
Chu Chu replied, “260. Since all of the dishes are only home cooking, they aren’t that expensive.”
Song Shuhang nodded his head, and said, “The price doesn’t matter that much, and it’s fine as long as we don’t lose money. I’ll give you a discount, so 200 it is. Cash or credit card?”
The blonde girl took out her purse, grabbed two banknotes of a currency that Song Shuhang didn’t recognize, and stuffed them into his hand. “Here’s your 200. See you again in the future.”
After the payment was completed, the blonde girl quickly ran outside the restaurant.
She looked like she really was in a hurry.
Song Shuhang said, “Which country’s currency is this? It better not be something like Vietnamese Dong. Otherwise, we would have lost a lot of money.”
While he was talking, the blonde girl—who had just left the restaurant-quickly came back.
The girl anxiously asked, “Boss, do you have a place where I can hide?”
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