《Rebirth of the Strongest Guild Master 》Chapter 173: Jhonny English strikes again
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There were 7 homing missiles currently inbound for the aircraft that Jhonny and crew were in. Skyla deployed the flares to redirect the heatseekers and 4 of the 7 heatseekers missed the mark.
Jhonny was terrified inside, the sound of missiles exploding made him want to wet his pants. However in the Himalayas, he had learned about a technique to numb his senses, also repeated kicks to his manhood had made his control over the bladder at superhuman levels.
Johnny used the technique as he hit pressure points in his arms to numb himself, He lost 70℅ of his motor-nerve coordination at that point, as only his brain functioned at full capacity.
Johnny leaned back in his seat and relaxed. His arms pulling the steering causing the aircraft to move upwards towards space.
The aircraft was quickly gaining altitude and alarms started to ring in the cockpit. Skyla and Bo were buckled up for impending impact However an unexpected event occurred.
As the aircraft gained altitude it became frosted due to the drop in temperature. At very high altitudes where the oxygen levels were very low, the jet lost its fuel for combustion as the engine stopped.
The acceleration of the jet stopped at that point, and its speed started to reduce.
Bo thought that's it we are done, however to their surprise, the missiles suddenly changed course and attacked each other rather than the jet.
This was because the jet lost its heat signature with the freeze of the space, but the missiles were still hot.
They averted danger and started a free fall. English was not as worried about going up, however, going down he had a weird feeling in his stomach, he felt like kids fell on swings, a ticklish feeling in the stomach, that makes you laugh.
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While Bo and Skyla were worried for their lives, English was laughing through the crisis. He put both his arms on his stomach as he could not stop laughing.
After a while his eyes became Teary and he could not see anything. Trying desperately to get hold of the steering, he accidentally pressed the buttons on it.
The aircraft's flaps opened and their speed of descent reduced, the ship turned from a block of ice to a ball of fire within 2 minutes.
The flaps broke away under the intense heat and air resistance, however, the engine heated up again. When English pressed the ignition, the engine roared back to life and plunged the plane into an even faster descent.
This was a blessing in disguise as about 20 missiles were headed their way and only missed because English suddenly accelerated. However, they were hot on his tail now.
English had been feeling ticklish in his stomach for a long time now, and because of it, he felt like he wanted to take a dump. However he could not do it in this aircraft with Skyla and Bo watching, neither could he let himself sh** his pants. Hence clenching his stomach muscles, he pulled the steering towards himself with all might.
The plane stabilized about 20 feet above shockingly the Ambani oil field, and the heat seekers came crashing in towards the minefield.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
The petroleum mine was bombarded with missiles, the petroleum line catching fire and causing an even larger chain explosion.
BOOM! The petroleum mine exploded to smithereens as English's plane maneuvered through all the explosions.
Bo and Skyla were sick and started to vomit because of the turbulent flight. However, they were shocked at how amazingly well English handled the mission, his insight his strategy his execution everything was flawless.
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Bo was awestruck by English, he looked with shiny eyes towards English, this is what he aspired to be!
Skyla wiped her mouth as she said " That was dangerous English! ".
But Johnny English just laughed as he said " I laugh in the face of danger! "
Bo and Skyla were awestruck by the image of Jhonny laughing as they recalled him laughing when they experienced freefall. In that dangerous situation where they feared their lives, English laughed as he completed the mission.
Their mission was indeed completed and by English alone at that, they were nothing more than useless bystanders as English did everything, however not once did English mention that fact, he just looked calm and cool through it all.
Skyla and Bo realized at that moment that this was English's retirement mission and that he would leave the mercenary world after this.
Although it was their first mission with him, they realized his worth. And the quality he brought to the table. He was the greatest mercenary there was, and having him on the team made any mission possible.
Jhonny himself was feeling overwhelmed as while he looked serene and calm on the outside, inside he was just thanking God for saving his life.
He had already said his last prayers when the flaps broke off, he remembered his guru in the Himalayas the senile old man who would kick his balls. The brothers with whom he would pull rocks tied to his manhood. The bald monks with whom he would spar with and get beat up every day.
He bid them all farewell in his mind. But somehow he survived. His numbing method helped him maintain a calm expression that hid his overwhelmed expression. However, he was very overwhelmed in reality.
The mission was completed and the crew safely flew away in stealth. However, the aftermath of their actions was earth-shattering.
Ethan grey and Mithun Ambani both received news of the incident. While one was on cloud nine, the other was shocked into depression. The aftermath of Jhonny English's actions was sure to be widespread... The news that Jhonny completed his final mission successfully spread... And his name as the greatest mercenary was solidified.
The entire mercenary school held a party for its most successful alumni, completing his last mission, as they proudly presented him as a part of their school.
/// Guys sorry for the late chapter, I have been re-uploading edited chapters of my old work. Chapter 1-30 have been edited and re-uploaded without errors.
For anyone willing to give the book a reread that will help, also please feel free to point out any mistakes left in the draft.
Have installed a new app for grammar too hence you will find improved story quality going forward.
Big shoutout to ivory_pope for the 2000 coin gift! Patrons like you are why I strive to improve my craft. Thank you!!! ///
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