《Disciple, Don't Cause Trouble, Master Won't Leave the Mountain!》Chapter 71: This Pheasant Was Too Ugly
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"That Great Peacock King was tricked by He Zhao's flowery words to find trouble with you, but in the end, you killed him. I heard that the peacock had already reached the Spirit King Realm and could already use primordial spirit attacks. Then He Zhao should have been watching from afar at that time."
Yu Sisi paused, "He should have known that you could destroy a primordial spirit, but judging from He Cangming's previous performance, he seemed to have not aware of it."
"Yes. He Cangming thought that I could only attack when his primordial spirit was still in his body, that's why his primordial spirit escaped the moment his body was destroyed." Jiang Yun nodded in gratification. They had even investigated the matter of the little peacock. His disciples were still capable of handling things.
"As expected, He Zhao wants to scam the He family."
Yu Sisi's emotions were indescribably complicated. "Ungrateful wolves will be ungrateful wolves no matter where they are. It really is a good show of dog-eat-dog."
"He Zhao wanted to use my hand to get rid of He Cangming, but I didn't let him have his way. Now that the two of them are equal in strength, it's time for a heated battle in He family." Jiang Yun lowered his head and stroked his smooth chin, deep in thought. He then turned to look at Yu Sisi and Xiong Ji, "You two have been fooling around for some time. It's time for you to cultivate properly."
The two of them nodded obediently and answered in unison, "Yes.".
An extremely ugly pheasant suddenly appeared in front of them. Yu Sisi thought, "What an eyesore! When did such an ugly pheasant appear on this mountain? Its feathers were colorful and unkempt, and it looked strange."
Its only advantage was that it was much bigger than an ordinary pheasant. She didn't know if it was delicious. As Yu Sisi thought about it, she rolled up her sleeves and prepared to catch and roast the pheasant.
Sometimes, Jiang Yun would open the barrier and let in some wild beasts. These beasts were all raised free-range and could be caught if they wanted to eat them. There was no need for them to run outside the barrier. Yu Sisi thought that this pheasant was also the one of the wild beasts that had run into the barrier.
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"Master, this pheasant is too ugly. Let's eat it today. After that, I'll go down the mountain and catch some good-looking and delicious wild beasts for you." Yu Sisi and the others had indeed eaten a lot of delicious wild beasts in the past few days at the foot of the mountain. Thinking about how master could only eat such an ugly pheasant alone on the mountain, she felt guilty.
As they spoke, Yu Sisi had already rolled up her sleeves and walked towards the ugly pheasant. In her mind, she calculated that half of the pheasant's portion could be roasted and the other half used to make soup.
"That's right. I have been cultivating on this mountain for a hundred years. This is the first time I've seen such an ugly chicken. It looks so old." Xiong Ji also saw it and frowned as he ridiculed.
The ugly pheasant Kong Li was dumbstruck. Was he insulted by them?!
It was noon, and he was here to gnaw on tree bark.
When Yu Sisi and Xiong Ji were chased by the people of He family, he was sleeping in the attic and didn't encounter them.
He didn't expect such a scene to happen when they first met. Kong Li looked at Yu Sisi, who was rolling up her sleeves and preparing to capture him and cook him, felt that his dignity had been trampled on.
When he first saw Yu Sisi, he thought that this human female looked quite good and intelligent. Who knew that she would actually call him ugly!
He was the second most beautiful man in the peacock royal family! The first was his father. He couldn't beat his father, so he could only be the second first.
That insipid Black Bear Spirit even said that he was old. He was only around 600 years old, how was it old? The peacock in peacock royal family was considered to be an adult at 500 years old. He was just a teenager who had just come of age!
Kong Li was very angry, "How dare you, human! You actually want to cook me!"
"Yack -- this pheasant has become a magical beast?" Yu Sisi was so disgusted by the pheasant's words that she had goosebumps all over her body. She was already disgusted by the fact that the pheasant had intelligence and still wanted to eat it. She stopped in her tracks and did not want to catch it anymore.
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"Master, isn't this pheasant raised to be eaten?"
Xiong Ji's frown deepened. He thought to himself, "Not only does master not care about race when raising animals, but he doesn't even care about their appearance?"?
The pheasant's fur was long and dim, interlaced with a short downy grayish-white color. It looked neither fish nor fowl.
Its neck was too long, like a snake, and its claws seemed to be elongated. Weird!
There were a few extra-long hairs on its head and tail, but the hair on its head was like tumbleweed in the desert, it was crooked. And the tail looked like an overused long bamboo broom, it was bald to the point that only two remained.
His comprehensive evaluation was that this was probably a mutated pheasant that master had suddenly changed his mind to raise it after plucking the feathers halfway.
From a certain point of view, this guess was completely correct. It was just that he didn't want to kill the pheasant after the fight and was prepared to accept it as a disciple!
Kong Li saw that Yu Sisi and Xiong Ji still treated it as a pheasant, and Jiang Yun didn't even intend to clarify, which made him even angrier.
"To think that I still treated you as a good person these few days. I was wrong! I have to protect the dignity of the peacock royal family!
"A mere bear spirit dares to mock me, the young master of peacock royal family!"
Kong Li flapped his wings with uneven feathers, and a gust of wind rose from his claws as he pounced towards Xiong Ji.
Xiong Ji did not take it seriously, because he could not see Kong Li's realm. He thought that Kong Li was just a pheasant that had just gained consciousness, even if he called himself a peacock.
It also made Xiong Ji feel that there was something wrong with this pheasant's brain. Perhaps it always yearning for peacock and eventually went crazy, so it thought of itself as a peacock.
In the next second, Kong Li's claws grabbed onto Xiong Ji's face. He then dodged Xiong Ji's hand and nimbly jumped onto Xiong Ji's head. His claws grabbed onto Xiong Ji's tied hair and lowered his head to peck at him!
While pecking, he scolded, "You're the pheasant! Your whole family are pheasant! I'm a peacock, I'll peck you to death!"
"Ah! Get down from there, F*ck!" Xiong Ji's scalp hurt from being pecked. He raised his hand to pull Kong Li Down, but he would be pecked fiercely before he could touch his feather every time. It was extremely painful. For a moment, he was completely suppressed.
"Pfft, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Jiang Yun could not hold it in any longer. He laughed out loud. With one hand on his stomach, he pointed at Kong Li, who was acting arrogantly on Xiong Ji's head. He laughed so hard that his body was trembling.
This smelly peacock, who had angered him for a long time, had been treated as an ugly pheasant, "Hahahahahahaha, you also have a day like today, little peacock."
Jiang Yun had seen Kong Li's real body, so he had a deep impression of him. In addition. Although this little peacock was extremely beautiful, Jiang Yun had wanted to take this little peacock in, so he did not mention his original appearance, afraid that he would hold a grudge against him.
Kong Li was keenly aware of Jiang Yun's indulgence towards him. Over the past few days, he had been dancing on Jiang Yun's bottom line. Only Jiang Yun's master's tombstone had not been harmed, and the other places had all been harmed by him.
Jiang Yun felt that this fellow must have been a woodpecker in his previous life. He loved to peck at things too much. From the stairs to the leopard cat, the lotus pond to the enchantment, he had pecked at every physical object. He was also very domineering
Jiang Yun thought to himself. Kong Li was very much like the big goose raised by his grandfather. He was definitely a tyrant! Seeing him being ridiculed today was as comfortable as drinking ice in the middle of summer.
Even the jujube trees on the side were rustling and shaking its branches and leaves, as if it was laughing again.
Yu Sisi was still a little puzzled and thought, "How can Xiong Ji couldn't even beat a pheasant? How powerful is a pheasant with intelligence?"
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