《My Unconventional Delivery System! 》Chapter 32: Breathing Style?
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Even though Kyle's brain short circuited into failure, the rewards kept on coming without any pause.
[ Congratulations! You have received 1 Bronze Tier and 1 Golden Tier Rewards! Which would you like to open first? ]
Seeing the scene appear, his brain kick-started itself into functioning, the first thing he did was to exclaim in confusion and apprehension. "Wait a damn minute! How the f*ck did I become a God?!"
This was a big mystery to him, he couldn't think of a reason, well at least not at the moment, as he was overwhelmed by this shocking news. For now he just wanted to know how he gained this (Divinity).
[ Host, you shouldn't be surprised because this was bound to happen sooner or later, you have gained (Divinity) much faster than our initial estimates however, now I shall explain to you the process. ]
"Please do." He was very curious about this.
[ The entities Kochō Shinobu and Kochō Kanae have come to believe in you as a God, due to this misunderstanding you have gained your first 2 fanatical believers and later on became the head of a new religion which is in fact your religion Host, apparently your religious name is God Of Mil- ]
"Wait! Wait! Please stop! I have to mentally prepare myself before knowing the name or else I'd have a heart attack!" He already had his guesses about the name, but he still needed time to accept that cringey name, the system however didn't give it informing him with its robotic tone.
[ Host you may have misunderstood something, you have already become a genuine God which means you are free from mortal diseases such as heart problems. No heart attacks for you. ]
Kyle was speechless, of course he knew that however could his system not understand his feelings? He paused, he realised that this system didn't have emotions, it was more of a robotic AI, of course it wouldn't understand his feelings.
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He took a deep sigh, prepared to hear what he speculated. "Alright continue."
[ With pleasure Host, so apparently your religious name is God Of Milk, Ramen and Delivery. ]
Kyle just smiled, a bitter smile, he had already seen it coming..! He did give them those items after all, he wasn't surprised that they pinged him with this title…
But still this didn't make it any less depressing..!
The system continued resounding in his ears with its robotic tone. [ But then again it was just the first unofficial title of your religion and after some years had passed the believers of your religion officially named you, the God Of Delivery, because many of the believers thinks that the first unofficial name sounded pretty lame and long, so they shortened it then after a long century because of the tens of thousands of believers that have put their faith into you you gained it. Host that's how you gained your (Divinity) because of tens thousands of people's entire century worth of faith that put they put in you even though you never really showed yourself to them but because of the Kochō sisters' brainwashing, they believed you existed and you do too, till this day your religion exists though there are only mere thousands of your shrine left, the main one is in Kyoto. Do you want to visit there, Host? ]
This information overloaded his brain once again, this time however it took him much longer to recover. "What the actual fuck?! God dammit what the hell is happening?!"
[ Host, your God so don't damn yourself. ]
Kyle wanted to utter something, anything, no words left his mouth however, the system was on a spree of snatching the voice out of his mouth.
It took him a moment to calm himself down and ask. "Haah~ Okay fine… let me ask you this very important question of mine... isn't the Demon Slayer World in another world? So how the flying f*cking hell did the religion that Shinobu and Kanae made exist in this world?" He specifically said the word 'that' and not 'my' because he didn't really recognize it as his! Who knows how many weirdos had gathered in that nonsensical religion.
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[ That's where you're wrong host, the Demon Slayer World is this world's past. ]
"What the... seriously? To think it's actually the past... whatever I'll temporarily forget about this… ugh.. I still can't believe this thing happened... Anyway, system open all of my rewards!"
[ Congratulations You Have Received ( Shinobu's Medical Knowledge ) ]
[ Congratulations You Have Received ( Slayer's Breathing Technique ) ]
[ A Message From Kochō Shinobu :- I don't know anything about this weird floating screen, however it says that I could send a message to Kyle-sama through this, so here's my message first of all I apologise for the lack of rewards that I gave you, actually my sister tried to give her breathing style and experience however it wasn't allowed so we had no choice but to give up, however! We still have something for you Kyle-sama it's a weapon but you have to get it by yourself in the future in the main shrine, that's all I have say goodbye my dear God. ]
".....I think I know why she wanted me to get it by myself... presumably she wanted to prove my existence to the future believers of that religion. She could have sent it in the system but she didn't, what a good trick.. heh not bad." Kyle smiled slightly at Shinobu's trick, even though he'd seen through her scheme, he would still go mainly because he was curious what kind of weapon it was.
He already had an idea though. Since it was the Demon Slayer series the weapon became obvious.
"Welp, I've already stayed long enough , it's time to go back to MgRonald's and continue my shift!"
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After a few rounds of delivering takeaway orders, he was currently sitting at the staff room familiarizing himself with his newly acquired breathing technique.
The technique itself was blank except it's ability to break the human body's physical limits, which means he would have to create a style of his own. 'I wonder what kind of style is suitable for me…'
(A/N : I'd appreciate your suggestions, please comment here in this paragraph.)
He was sure that whatever style that was suitable for him, it would be damn hard to create it.
Chiho abruptly opened the staff room entering inside, she had a depressed expression hanging on her face. "Aghhh… I messed up again!"
Kyle immediately shifted his attention to Chiho and asked. "What's wrong Chi-chan? You messed up in what?"
Before Chiho could answer him, Sadao answered for her. "She's like that because she dropped the fries again this week...so-"
Sadao froze as he looked at Kyle, a deeply shocked expression replaced his carefree visage as he pointed at Kyle's face. "Y-you...you..you…"
His hand was trembling as he pointed at Kyle, at first Kyle was confused, he didn't understand why Sadao was looking at him with shock as if he had seen a God descending... wait wait God?
Beads of cold sweat started dropping from his forehead as he realized why this Demon King was so shocked seeing him... however he still asked slowly to confirm his speculations. "Sadao… you can see 'it'?"
Sadao nodded crazily as he understood what Kyle was implying.
He immediately cursed in his mind for not thinking of the possibility that someone could see his (Divinity)!
"Sadao... let's talk privately shall we? I'll explain everything."
".... Alright." He hesitated for a bit but still decided to accept his Invitation.
Both of them immediately went outside the shop, leaving the confused Chiho into more confusion.
"Eh..? Eh..? What are you guys talking about?"
( END- )
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