Title: Shiro the Ninken...

Tsunade with difficulty said… "He is still my kid…"

Yami halted on his step for a second, but he continued walking again.

"Maybe if you get completely sober, you can come and live at my house, where Hachi will be staying. It's not too late to stop acting like a weak woman and be yourself. The Tsunade I knew before, she is broken now. Maybe then, you would be a mother that Hachi can look up to." Said Yami.

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-Couple of days later-

-General POV-

Team thirteen, or also known as team Yami, were in the Inuzuka Training Grounds, waiting for their Jounin teacher to show up. He had been absent for a week, but they still had his shadow clones to train them. Kurenai was leaning on a tree while reading a book, Guy was doing one handed pushups. Then there is Asuma… he is lying on the ground napping… but Yami's ninken Shiro kept nudging Asuma. 

Asume just turned around, but Shiro who was transformed into his small white puppy form,  just kept nudging him. Asuma finally just gave up trying to nap and while still lying down he just turned around. He lazily opened one eye and said to Shiro. "What do you want now Shiro."

Shiro just straightened his body as his tail wiggles behind him, Shiro just opened his mouth and...

"Go buy me some ramen, human." A deep voice came from the small ninken. He had learned how to talk quite a while ago, when Yami is around he acts all cute and all that. But as soon as Yami looks away, Shiro oberly abuses his power and orders people to do stuff for him, like buy him food, scratch his back and pick up his poop. 

Asuma's eyes fully opened, he was no longer sleepy. "As if I will do that you stupid dog."

Shiro just calmly looks at Asuma. Then he just turns around and… makes a sh*t and turned back towards Asuma. "Pick up my poop."

Asuma immediately got up and backed away from the poop. "WHAT THE HELL YOU STUPID DOG, THAT IS GROSS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT."

Shiro just smirked and said. "Pick up that poop."

"NO WAY I AM DOING THAT YOU STUPID DOG." Angrily said Asuma, with a face full of anger. Shiro keeps humiliating them repeatedly like this. He is very demanding and thick skinned, when Yami isn't around he even walks like he owns the land he is stepping on.

"You know how Yami -sensei is about cleanliness Asuma, he would probably ground you for a month. You know that Shiro also likes to exaggerate things when he reports to Yami so you have to take that into consideration." Even while saying this, Kurenai had a calm look on her face. She and Shiro had made a deal that she would help him if he gave some of Yami's shirts to her. Kurenai knows this is kind of creepy but as long as no one finds out, then that is okay.

Guy didn't care about any of this as he started doing  some thumb pushups. 

When he heard all of this Asuma decided to give it up. With a resigned face he asked. "So does anyone have a plastic bag or anything like that." 

Shiro just innocently looks at Asuma and he says. "I have a thin napkin if you want."

Asuma just sighed in resignation as he felt his pride being stepped on and strangled to death.

Then came the final nail in the coffin as Shiro said in a haughty voice. "Maybe if you do your job well, I might be generous enough to pay you for a D rank mission…. human bitch…"

Unknown to them, the biggest thing Shiro and Yami have in common is… their pettiness…

….

While this was all happening, Yami was hiding in the trees looking at them. His ninken Shiro truly is a source of entertainment for him, his personality is just too fun. 

He had just taken care of registering Hachi in the Academy. He also just finished putting some explosion seals inside Hachi's scalp….

It's true that Hachi was his kid, but why would that make any difference to him. Itachi was Frugaku's kid… look where that went. Anyway Hachi isn't that important at the moment, he should concentrate on the more immediate stuff. 

….

-Yami POV-

Even while looking at my genin I couldn't help but think about my latest problem.

My power has almost peaked again… I have five hearts that I have created by myself, for myself. I even replaced my original heart with a better wind affinity heart. My chakra will still continue to grow until I naturally have as much chakra as five strong Kage level chakra. I even have wood style now, with just that alone I would easily classify as S rank, but Wood Style uses too much chakra, and its nowhere near Hashirama's level.

But I am still nowhere near satisfied, Kaguya… the other Otsutsuki… I want to be so strong that even the Shinigami himself would fear taking my soul. 

But if I reached that goal what would I do next… I want to be Omnipotent and Omnipresent… I want to be God… not some god just in name, like the god of death or so on… I want to be THE GOD, the one who knows everything and has the power to do everything. Even after that I want more, there definitely exist other worlds out there… I want to conquer them all… I want everything that the Multiverse has to offer and some more. 

I want to play with people like they are my toys. I want  to be able to express my sins upon the world without fear of something happening. Is that so unfair to ask for…

Then a twisted smile forms on my face as my thoughts go into dark places.

If I was born with the ability to choose and have free thought, why shouldn't I chase towards Godhood.

If from the very start, no one has stood upon the absolute throne of worlds. Not me, nor even the, so called gods. However, that intolerable vacuum has  to come to an end. Henceforth...I shall strive to stand upon the absolute throne heavens and rule over all.

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Ok that is enough time contemplating stuff like this, I haven't even achieved my current goals. Biting more than I can chew would be dangerous, I need to be extra careful if I want to reach my dreams.

…

After Asuma cleans Shiro's feces… I just started normally walking towards my team. I had a look of complete disinterest as I just looked at them with a bored look in my eyes. 

"Hello there my students, how was your training while I was away. Hope you didn't fu*k around and waste your life away." I joked with them in a soft tone.

"C'mon now sensei, you don't have to word it like that. It's just one week." Said Asuma as he tried to soften the talk a little.

I just gave him one look and he just shrunk back. Then I noticed the look on his eyes as he then tried to change the subject.

"Also sensei Shiro is being cruel and petty again." Complained Asuma, all the while pointing at Shiro.

I just looked at Shiro, he was on his back, showing his stomach to me as his tail was wriggling around. He acts innocent as he tries to play with me. 

"Is what Asuma said true, Shiro." I asked.

Shiro just turned back on his feet and with an innocent look in his eyes he said. "Of course not Yami, you could even ask the others."

I just looked towards Guy, who had stopped his training as soon as I arrived. 

"I was training sensei, so I wasn't really paying attention." Answered Guy.

Next was Kurenai, she looked unsure of what to say. Then I noticed Shiro making strange expressions towards Kurenai, but I simply acted like I didn't notice it. He is most likely threatening to expose the weird stuff that she does with my shirts… I really don't know how to confront her about that. It's like the FIB agent can't comfort someone for watching weird p*rn since they would have to admit that they are spying on them. So I just let the situation be, I am sure that Kurenai will grow out of her creepy phase... hopefully.

"Uhhhh I am not sure… I don't think Shiro said that." Answered Kurenai with a guilty expression on her face.

I just shrugged my shoulders. "Well it doesn't matter anyway, as I just came to tell you all that I have registered you for the Chunin exams that are going to be held at Kusagakure."

They all seem a little surprised at that. But I put on a serious expression and started explaining the situation to them. "Well the truth is that… before this year is over… we will be having another ninja war..."

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