Title: Kanabi Bridge...

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-Yami POV-

-Two Days Later-

After two days,  me and Shiori reached Konoha. We definitely had a lot of fun along the way. And thanks to my medical jutsu she can walk straight again. 

And I learned something very important during this journey of mine and that lesson is… that it would take a lot of time for me to get bored of Shiori. So that means that she will be good for me for the next twenty years…  then her boobs will start sagging, her skin wrinkle… but that doesn't matter since I will have fun with her as she is young.

When we arrived in Konoha, we had changed to a  normal horse carriage when getting close to Konoha so we didn't draw attention with the giant lizard and house. That thing was my creation, after all as the leader of the blood swamp, I don't rule just over mosquitoes, bats and leeches, there are many more creatures that live in a swamp, and the strange lizard is one of them.

Anyway, as the carriage got inside Konoha, it immediately followed a separate road towards the Inuzuka Compound… as we arrived at my mansion I saw Tsume waiting at the front gates. She has a pissed off expression on her face, oh right, I did kinda get married even after we have a daughter together. Oh well, maybe she should have tried harder to become stronger so she didn't have to worry about stuff like this. 

I mean look at me… I am all kinds of messed up and no women in their right mind would marry me after being such a di*k and literally making it almost obviously clear that I only valued her looks. But I know that Shiori will never cheat on me… and that is because I am powerful… I am so powerful that she wouldn't even dare look at another man. I am so powerful that I can destroy the Daimyo's family whenever I want. Especially now that she knows a part of my political power.

She is the only non ninja who has the knowledge of how influential I truly am. 

I get out of the carriage and walk past Tsume with my hands in my pockets while trying to whistle the Game of Thrones song… sadly I seem to be failing at trying to make the whistle sound anything like it. 

Hmmm… well this will be a nice cat fight, but sadly I don't have the time to watch it. They will resolve it by themselves, and I know Tsume won't kill my wife, who is also  the Daimyo's daughter. I mean Tsume isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but she isn't that dumb either, she is someone who grew up with me after all.

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Two days passed like this and during that time I had my wedding, and all of the clan heads and a lot of people I  know showed up. My wedding was horrendously boorish, so I sent a shadow clone to take my place. During that time I just spent my time following Shiro around… the little sh*t didn't show up at my wedding so I thought I would look for him. Low and behold I found him in a trash can… alive… and surprisingly drunk. How did he even get his hands on alcoholic drinks.

Anyway… it seems like there is only six months left until an event that I must interfere must happen.

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-Six Months Later-

I am currently in a hot tub, with a paper in my hand. I couldn't stop it… the maniacal laughter coming out of me. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… THIS IS IT… THIS IS AMAZING."

Thankfully I was alone in my mansion, so no one could hear me laughing. My plans can finally move once again. I can start finally acting again… 

I just got out of the hot tub, and due to the very hot water my body was releasing steam. Still, I just walked out of the room, and walked amongst the hallways. Tsume, Shiori, the maid and my daughters have gone outside to meet with the so called, Konoha's Women's Association. It's something pretty silly, but apparently all women in Konoha who have husbands who are or were ninja gather together. 

I obviously spy on them, it is mostly talking about tea, gossip and bad mouthing each-other behind their backs. The paper is still on my hand as I walk down the stairs and go all the way down to the basement.

When I enter there, I see my 'laboratory' but in actuality it is just a cover up.  I go towards one side of the room and release my chakra, that triggers the seals that appear all over the room, they start checking different things. And when it is all over and done with, I just jump down a hole that opens up in the ground.

But as soon as I jump down, I hit a layer of liquid, it is just another secret check… and after that, I finally enter my real laboratory.

During all of this time I notice that I still have the paper on my hand. I can't help but smile as I reread it once again.

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Mission of the Kanabi Bridge:

Delivery/ Investigation mission.

Unexpected Events: Rin Nohara was kidnapped by enemy ninja. It was illogical and it is assumed that this happened due to the carnal desires of the Enemy Ninja, or maybe an information leaker.

TEAM MEMBERS:

Obito Uchiha

Rin Nohara

Kakashi Hatake

DEATHS:

Obito Uchiha (body not recovered)

RESULTS:

Unexpectedly Kakashi Hatake has one of the Shringan of Obito Uchiha, this matter will be investigated further by the Uchiha Clan Head, Fugaku Uchiha.

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Hahahahaha Obito Uchiha is dead… finally, I was so worried that I had changed too much of the timeline. I even had to manipulate a little for Minato's team to take this mission. Plus I had to manipulate the events so Minato would be busy during this moment. Hahahahaha… it worked out as expected… though I was worried a little during the execution of the events. In the end everything ended up okay.

I use fire chakra to burn the paper to crisp as I look at my lab. There is not a lot of light in here. So I just flick a switch in the wall next to me and…

*bzzt*

As the lights came on… what I saw was… dozens of pods filled with Uchiha bodies… and not just any Uchiha… it was Obito Uchiha…

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AUTHOR NOTE:

dun dun duuun… Cliffhanger...🤣

Anyway… we are getting closer and closer to canon now. 

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