《Becoming God of a Dystopian World 》Chapter 253: Fooling the Beast
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"Half Walk."
From under the cloud of dust, Zhao Luo flashed out of it and appeared behind the monkeys that were surrounding the disciples of the Shen Sect, especially the princess.
"Burst Slash."
"Burst Slash."
One after another, Zhao Luo's swords fell on the backs of these beastly monkeys and slashed away one of their wings while leaving a big wound on their back.
Zhao Luo continued this for a while and damaged more than ten of these monkeys in less than five seconds.
He turned his face towards the leader of these monkeys and grinned while sticking out his tongue.
The creepy smile on the face of the adult flying monkey disappeared and a coldness enveloped its eyes as it dived down towards Zhao Luo who was fooling around like a monkey.
'Shit, he is coming.'
Zhao Luo hurriedly looked around as though he was finding the correct path.
While looking back, Zhao Luo slowly opened his mouth.
'If that's the cold region of the forest then...'
Zhao Luo turned towards the other way and starting racing away in the direction opposite to the cold region.
"Half Walk."
'This should be the middle of the forest.'
Zhao Luo thought while leaving the battlefield as he used his Half Walk to make some distance between him and the others.
Zhao Luo looked back while tilting his head up and found the leader of the flying monkeys following him with a mad expression.
"Good. Follow me."
A moment later, the beast reached Zhao Luo and threw his furry fist at his back.
'Not yet.'
"Mini Walk."
Zhao Luo lowered his body and pushed himself forward in a random direction.
'Uga???'
The monkey was baffled as Zhao Luo appeared at a different location which was a meter away, in an instant.
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"Heh."
Zhao Luo continued his escape while the adult flying monkey followed behind him.
"He left us."
Pi Hao said tragically as he was looking at Zhao Luo while also dealing with two monkeys to no end.
"He didn't. He just took the leader away with him for now so we can take down these minions without any fear."
Xiao Yu came to his defense as he replied to Pi Hao while striking the monkeys that were coming at the bags, multiple times with the side of his palm.
"Seventh Palm Strike: Blow Job."
Xiao Yu looked at the fallen bodies of the beasts around him.
There were six of them all taken out with this palm strike of his.
'Blow Job is indeed the best offensive move of my eight-palm technique.'
Xiao Yu nodded as the sides of his palm looked swollen.
The seventh palm was the use of multiple strikes of the side of the palm to get the job done, thus the birth of the name, Blow Job.
After taking down the last monkey, he looked in the direction where Zhao Luo had gone and slowly opened his mouth.
"Good luck, Brother."
Xiao Yu looked away after saying what he wanted to and clapped his palms together once more.
Senior Cutie was still fighting with the monkeys and the beasts that were unlucky enough to be chased by him were the ones that had fallen after being reanimated into a mashed potato.
Senior Cutie had changed his views, one of them being, "If one strike doesn't take them down, then I will use two. If two strikes don't take them down then I will use ten."
This was the rule that he had set up for himself while facing these flying monkeys.
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It was unlucky for the gorilla-like beasts that Senior Cutie was quite weak in the calculations department otherwise bo sane person would skip 3,4,5, and so on.
The things had gotten so bad for the monkeys that even if they pretended to be dead after being hit three times by the bronze rod in Senior Cutie's hands, the bald human kept on smashing them seven more times for some ridiculous reason.
Ultimately the beasts lost their lives after being turned into something unrecognizable.
Around fifteen of these flying monkeys had already been killed while ten were injured by Zhao Luo, leaving behind the twenty flying monkeys that were still going hard at the two groups with their beastly strength.
The battle continued between the two groups and the beasts while Zhao Luo was still being chased by the leader of the flying monkeys.
"Where is it?"
Zhao Luo wondered as he glanced around while looking for something.
"I remember that shiny tree, it must be somewhere here, that is, inside the middle region."
Zhao Luo kept on talking to himself while anxiously trying to find the tree that had the most mysterious shine.
This same tree was also next to the patch where Zhao Luo had exited the underground from.
While Zhao Luo was lost in his thoughts, the annoyed flying monkey kept on chasing him.
The moment it reached closed to Zhao Luo, Zhao Luo turned around and brought down his swords on the monkey.
Seeing the swords falling on it, the monkey smiled creepily once again as the wings covered it in an instant.
Zhao Luo also smiled as the monkey couldn't see him as he was busy blocking his attack.
'Blocking my attack that will never fall on you?'
Before Zhao Luo could strike the wings of the monkey with his swords, he stopped his attack voluntarily and turned around to continue his search for his capsule.
"I will kill you soon, monkey boy. Uga buga."
Zhao Luo's taunting sound entered its ear and the beast abruptly opened its wings.
"UGAAA BUGAA."
The monkey shouted with a scream so loud that even the leaves on the giant trees started rattling.
A simple translation of his beastly cry came out to be extreme curses aimed at Zhao Luo and his ancestors.
The beast was fooled many times by Zhao Luo and for some reason, he kept on falling for the same trick again and again.
An even more annoying reason was that Zhao Luo would deliberately tell it right after moving away so that the monkey would follow him.
"Uga Buga."
The leader of the flying beasts dejectedly let out a tragic sound as even though he knew that the human wanted it to follow him and if he followed the human, he would falling into the human's trap, the monkey still followed after Zhao Luo.
"Good. Keep on coming after me."
Zhao Luo glanced backward with an evil grin while the leader of the flying monkeys followed after him for the 13th time.
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