Because someone in the comments mentioned it and it seemed like fun. Let me hear your thoughts on the various potential waifus we've seen so far! Yes, I know the options get a bit freaky further down the list, but I felt like I needed to pad it out a little.

EDIT: Voting has been closed! The results are as follows:

Keira - 17.06% Ambrosia - 15.42% Xera - 15.19% Drea - 10.69% Fizzy - 9.41% Philippa, Goddess of Confusion - 9.26% Carl - 8.58% Zone - 4.76% Kora - 4.63% Rowana - 4.42% Misc - 0.57%

So there you have it, folks. Boxxy's apparently so good at acting that its Facade is popular even with the readers.