《I'm a brick! But why am I a Humanoid? [A Non-Level LitRPG with a Humanoid MC full of Magic, Drama and Comedic Undertone]》Chapter 8- Where a Meemauy does Meemauy things
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I woke up once again to the flying windows accosting me. I must find a way to rid myself of their influence.
Your titled land has been changed to the offplanet colony of Launeior
You have given entity ‘Ariana Arlford’ permission to alter your holdings. As a designated guardian she does not require additional permissions despite you being a minor.
Entity Ariana Arlford has added a Titled Mana Stone to your territory. Launeior is now an independent territory. As a minor you have no right of governance. All rights are transferred to Entity Ariana Arlford.
Entity Ariana Arlford has shifted tectonic plates...Error! Tectonic shifting spells were banned by the system in year 135 of the Algrean Calendar. Error resolved, Entity Ariana Arlford used force magic. Entity is now responsible for exploiting 970 system loopholes. Launeior is now a bountiful land. It receives +10 to all agricultural efforts
Entity Ariana Arlford has claimed governance of Launeior. As a land governed by an Entity on all Algrean Top 10 leaderboards, Launeior receives bonuses. +100 to fertility points. +500 to education points.+10 to military holding points.+150 to Spacial affinity points.+900 to Diplomacy points. +300 to familial interface points. +30 to trade points.
Entity Ariana Arlford has implemented a merit system. A governing body has now been formed in the planet Solaris1D. Governance Interface is now unlocked on the planet. You receive +30 Change points.
Entity Ariana Arlford has set Citizenship conditions. Launeior now has 1,050,735 citizens. Launeior is now a County.
Congratulations!
You are now a Count!
As a minor you gain no bonuses.
The King of Mistrane has refused to acknowledge the independence of Launeior.
You receive -300 reputation in Mistrane. Launeior is now hostile with Mistrane.
The Arlford family is now mistrusted by the Kingdom of Mistrane. All bonuses are voided by the King...Error! The King, under the constitution of Mistrane has no right to void any bonuses. Bonuses restored.
I have graduated. I just let the flying sheets pass by. Wait...I should have read them too right?Oops. Good thing I can bring them back. I learnt how to yesterday.
Go to Notifications. Then go to Log. Click on specific Notifications. Hmm lets see...wait what? When did I give some Entity my land? No no no that is exactly how three successive dynasties fell. Stupid people hiring administrators. Wait, no right of governance? Doesn’t that mean I would have had to hire one anyway? Hmm...this Entity has made some good decisions. According to Schalinger’s System for Dummies, more points are always good. But aren’t I a Noble of Mistrane? No, wait I'm a Noble of the Kingdom of Mistrane. What does that mean? I need someone to tell me! Should I ask Father? Where is he anyway? He disappeared after dropping me in the Library. Apparently I went mad? Why doesn’t the system show that? So many questions. I must have answers to them all!
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Huh there’s someone before me. Who? Wait I have a mouth now...I can just ask.
“Who are you?” I ask
“Me? Oh you dear boy I am your Meemauy!” the figure said
“What’s a Meemauy?” I asked, puzzled
“A Meemauy is family! Your closest family!” The figure...apparently a Meemauy answered.
“So...can you tell me where I can find Entity Adriana Arlford?” I asked, “ Apparently she’s administrating my territory.”
“Well that would be me!” Meemauy said “ Like my changes?”
“ Yes...but is making an enemy of the Kingdom we are nobles of a good idea?” I asked...a bit too hesitantly.
“Well aren’t we a smart baby! Those intelligence points are clearly not wasted.” Meemauy answered '' But you see, there’s a little problem in your assumption. Mistrane is but a minor power you Great-Great-Grandad joined on a whim. They can’t do anything other than whine a bit.”
Huh that’s a unique administrative nightmare right there. Given the woman’s 900+ system loopholes, I expect she’s been a nuisance for the King for a long time. Imagine you add a new law after much effort and suddenly an old bat says, “Nah, too much effort.” and your law is useless.
Time for more questions!
“So, where exactly is my Father.” as soon as I asked the question, Meemauy’s face scrunched up in irritation.Oops, Father was in trouble...
“Your Father is a well meaning man...that is sadly too influenced by that wife of his.Politics,Politics, I swear that is all this family thinks about. There are about three hundred children of various ages that have been deposited in this Library just so their parents can go play politics! Let's see them politic now, Life is not measured by the amount of success you know! You kid better not follow your dad into politics! Become an author or something...Oh wait, I made you a Head of State didn’t I? Don’t worry, I’ll administer your county for the rest of your life for you. Isn’t much work anyway with that administrative system in place.” Meemauy...ranted? Was that a rant? It didn’t seem long enough to be a rant...Should I ask...No No No, definitely not asking the super irritated Meemauy here if she’s ranting.But what should I ask? Let’s see...Magic! Should stop her from ranting, and getting me into even more trouble.
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“So...I got a lot of numbers...what’s an affinity exactly?” I asked
“They didn’t tell you that either huh. Created this entire mess, but bloody irresponsible fools couldn’t tell you what magic was.” Meemauy said “Magic young one is one of the driving forces of Algrean civilization. Without it we would be completely powerless against the forces of nature. Every person, of whatever birth is born with a specialty. They can be good at magic, or have a high intelligence,Or even have a very attractive body. The trick to life on Algrea is finding that specialty. For me the specialty is care. I care about people, especially my family, that’s why I get so angry when they do something so foolish.”
“Magic, especially its affinities, are one of the great sources of specialties. You little one have a high Fire and Earth affinity and a frankly absurd Space affinity. It’s why Laureia is such a good fit for you, it is after all the greatest repository of space-centric sites ever found.I wonder why you have that affinity, but affinities are something we have never been able to explain.” Meemauy continued
“Now if you want some information on affinities, the system has a page for you, you can open it in by clicking on any affinity.” Meemauy finished for the moment
I then opened my status
Hmm
Name
unnamed
Gender
Male
Species
Banmeru
Age
3 days
Titles
Heir candidate to the Earl of Cristanfor, Noble of the Kingdom of Mistrane, Baron of Losphintaius,Transmigrator
Class
None
Skills
Otherworldly mana manipulation; Force of Will...
Stats
Strength[The amount of brute force one can use]
23
Endurance[The amount of time one can work continuously]
23
Flexibility[The range of movement of the body]
23
Precision[The accuracy of one’s movements]
27
Perception[The ability to notice nuances and advanced concepts]
30
Intelligence[The ability to comprehend the advanced concepts]
67
Wisdom[The ability to effectively use the concepts]
9
Aura Force[The ability to force your will on your surroundings]
37
Combat[The speed of one’s reactions, ability to process situations and other general combat abilities]
31
Magic Affinities
Fire
97.14%
Earth
99.87%
Mind
17.35%
Chaos
19.76%
Grandmist
27.39%
Space
199.998%
Time
01.15%
Will
9.81%
Force
9.81%
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Name
unnamed
Gender
Male
Species
Banmeru
Age
3 days
Titles
Heir candidate to the Earl of Cristanfor, Noble of the Kingdom of Mistrane, Baron of Losphintaius,Transmigrator
Class
None
Skills
Otherworldly mana manipulation; Force of Will...
Stats
Strength[The amount of brute force one can use]
23
Endurance[The amount of time one can work continuously]
23
Flexibility[The range of movement of the body]
23
Precision[The accuracy of one’s movements]
27
Perception[The ability to notice nuances and advanced concepts]
30
Intelligence[The ability to comprehend the advanced concepts]
67
Wisdom[The ability to effectively use the concepts]
9
Aura Force[The ability to force your will on your surroundings]
37
Combat[The speed of one’s reactions, ability to process situations and other general combat abilities]
31
Magic Affinities
Fire[One of the greatest sources of Light and Heat in the universe, you have Greater Affinity for Fire]
97.14%
Earth[Essential for life, earth is what renders things solid, you have a Greater affinity for Earth]
99.87%
Mind[The consciousness and its relation to reality, you have Lesser affinity for Mind]
17.35%
Chaos[Everything shall be anything but what it should be, no thing shall remain as it should, you have a Lesser affinity for Chaos]
19.76%
Grandmist[The base substance that all subatomic particles are made off, you have Lesser affinity for Grandmist]
27.39%
Space [The building block of dimensions, you have an Outrageous affinity for Space
199.998%
Time[A mysterious force, you have a Minor affinity for Time]
01.15%
Will [The force that propels you through life, you have Minor affinity for Will]
9.81%
Force[The building block of Kinetic interactions, you have Minor affinity for Force
9.81%
Cryptic much System...would being a bit more clear kill you?
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