《Keep Your Pants On! I'm Trying to Study!》Chapter 19 - Chasing Cats
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Kyle was feeling better after he’d played a fun game with his sister on the trolley. It turned out that two was the answer to the game. While a good number, he had the urge to try for three. If Hanna would let him.
After running into that random trolley orgy, he had a feeling that it might be a while before they tried playing that particular game again.
Hanna leaned heavily on him. He had the urge to pick her up and carry her home, but that would look weird. Original Kyle, while slightly muscular, wasn’t as strong as Tov Kyle. Someone might find it suspicious that he could suddenly carry an adult human several blocks without a sweat.
He laughed internally at the thought.
Suddenly, a fuzzy grey and white kitty ran past them.
“Oh! That’s the cat!” Hanna said.
His eyes widened, and he left Hanna to go chase it. It didn’t go far. Just to a nearby alleyway between two small houses. It led them to a tall oak fence. Hanna had followed, but by the time she made it to him, she was out of breath. Considering what he’d just put her through, it surprised him she had the energy to follow at all.
The cat sat on the fence, glaring down at Kyle. Then it slipped into a backyard.
After ensuring that no one was watching and using the device in his backpack to disrupt any CCTV cameras, he extruded several tentacles to the ground and used them to lift himself a foot to see over the fence. Then he stilled.
“What’s going on,” Hanna hissed.
His face turned fiery. He touched his cheeks before lifting her beside him. When she saw what was going on, her eyes widened.
Yeah. He had the same reaction. Beside a pool filled with beautiful blue water, a man (who looked a little too young) was fucking three women. Each of them had massive breasts and hips.
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The cat they were after sat next to a lawn chair. As if taunting them.
Then the girl who had just finished coming pointed to the cat and yelled, “Ruffles! Are you here for dinner?”
“You. Can think. About feeding a cat in this situation?” The young man scoffed. “Come over here and sit on my hand.”
She squealed and ran over.
“Is... is that kid legally—” Kyle hissed, concerned.
“Yeah. That’s Chad. If I remember correctly, he’s actually older than us.”
He searched the human’s memories. Right. There was that one guy who looked like a young teen but was [Definitely the age of consent] years old. Could this guy be the Lusundai? And he was already impregnating women in this world! If that was the case, then he’d need to kill him. He’d also have to deal with any seed he’d left behind. According to his ship’s supposition, Lusundai seminal fluid could stay in the alien-human body for months after ejaculation. This meant that he could impregnate women months after actually doing them.
They had to interrupt this before he finished inside these girls.
Hanna sighed. “If Chad is the Lusundai, then it’s already too late. I’ve seen him fuck these girls several times before in just the past week alone.”
He blinked and sighed. “Still, let’s ring the doorbell and try to talk with him. While my scanner works at a distance, this is a little too far. Plus, those women are in the way. Fortunately, I still have my scanner in my backpack or we’d be fucked.”
Hanna nodded. He lowered both of them down, then they made their way to the front of the house. Hanna rang the doorbell, then they both waited. No one came.
Chad and his girlfriends were probably coming somewhere else.
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Since they needed to get the attention of these people, Kyle rang the doorbell again. Then again after another two minutes. He repeated this until ten minutes had passed.
“Maybe we should come back another time?”
“No. Let’s just wait.”
Hanna sighed, then hugged his waist. It felt good. She released him and brought out her phone. She deftly typed on it.
“I’ll text mom and tell her, we’re running late.”
Kyle nodded. “Good idea. I think dad is supposed to come back either tonight or tomorrow.”
She shrugged and started texting.
It took several more rings of the doorbell, but finally, a freshly showered woman opened up.
She sent me and my sister a hostile glare.
“Can I help you?!”
“Hi!” Hanna said. “Is Chad home?”
“Why?”
“I wanted to ask him some questions about the cat we saw entering the backyard.”
The girl looked like she put two and two together because she blushed bright red. “Ah, I’ll go get him.”
She slammed the door in their faces. And left them there for a good ten minutes. Frustrated, Kyle rang the doorbell again.
Finally, a kid who was older than him but shorter than Hanna by a head opened the door. Kyle turned to face Hanna and used a tentacle to turn the scanning function on.
“Hanna, tell him about the cat.”
She blushed prettily, then eyed him as if asking if he was for real.
He nodded encouragingly.
“So, there this cat who occasionally comes into my room to sleep at night. I just saw it jump into your backyard. Do you know who owns it? I wanted to talk to them about the kitty.”
“Actually, I own it.” he crossed his arms over his chest and raised a brow.
“Ah, actually, I was wondering if you knew where else the kitty frequented. I noticed some blood on his claws the last time he crawled into bed with me, so I wanted to make sure that whoever got scratched was okay.”
He sighed, then ran a hand through his spiky hair. “Yeah, I don’t know anything about that. It was probably a mouse or something.
“But does your cat usually stay in the neighborhood only?”
He shrugged. “I assume so. He comes home every afternoon and morning to eat. Sometimes he leaves presents. Ruffles even caught a bat once.”
“Aww. Poor bat! But Ruffles is one impressive kitty.”
Chad sighed. “He is. Now, if you’re finished, I have some things to get back to.”
He slammed the door in their faces.
“At least we can assume the Lusundai is in the area.”
Hanna leaned against him, and he couldn’t resist wrapping an arm around her small shoulders.
“Let’s go home.” She yawned adorably. “We can do more research soon.”
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