《Big Red Button.》I'll figure out the number soon, I swear...
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You wipe off the button with your fingers before pressing it.
Or maybe you wipe it off with your shirt hem, if you’re wearing a shirt.
Anyways, you make an effort to dry the button.
Ding.
The fog vanishes. You can see again!
Unless you wear glasses, in which case it’ll take a few moments for your glasses to clear up.
Well, when your glasses clear up, if you’re wearing them, you see a giant flying pig. With glowing red eyes.
You stumble backwards, quite alarmed. That was not a thing you were expecting to see.
Then again, with all the crap we’ve thrown at you today, what were you expecting to see?
Ok internet, why is it that when I want a picture of fog, fog, you can’t give me a good picture, but when I search for something incredibly stupid like a flying pig with red eyes you come up with that exact thing???
Why?
And I think the worst thing is, this isn’t even a drawing! Sure, I was expecting to rip something off of Deviantart for this, but nope! Turns out this is a real thing, you can see it in California! Or, if you wanted, you could buy one for like $500!
ANYWAYS.
Yeah, the pig isn’t real. It’s made out of concrete and spare car parts, probably.
It’s pretty big, tho, takes up a good quarter of the room.
As soon as you step up to it to examine it closer, the light goes out and the eyes start glowing.
WELL THAT ISN’T UNSETTLING AT ALL, NOPE.
They’re pretty bright, casting enough light to fill the entire room. Looking behind you, you can clearly see the button. That’s good.
This actually isn’t too bad, all things considered.
You’re stuck in a room with a big flying pig statue, everything bathed in red light, but other than that WAIT ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
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The walls look like they’re bleeding.
That, ok, yeah, that’s not good.
No Bueno.
Nicht Gut.
I- I’m sure it’s just, like, chocolate syrup or something, right? Like they used to use for black and white movies? The color would all be washed out from the red, and it flows the same…
Wanna lick it?
You lick it. Nope. Not chocolate syrup. It’s maraschino cherry syrup. Although, for a few seconds, since you didn’t taste chocolate you couldn’t tell what it was, and slightly freaked out.
Good choice. Better safe than sorry.
You back slowly away from the wall, and accidentally step on the button.
HERE, PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY... No Also no
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