《Big Red Button.》Press number 1756-ish.
Advertisement
You press the button.
Ding.
The bees are gone. Aww. I like bees…
Anyways, there’s a table again! Looks like the same table and chairs from the puzzle. But this time, instead of a puzzle, there’s food!
Looks like it’s lunchtime! What’s for lunch, you ask?
Pizza!
![]()
It’s not shown in the picture, but there’s also a two liter bottle of cold root beer on the table. No glass, though. Or plates, but whatever.
Look at all those beautiful pizz- hey wait a minute! There is a distinct lack of pineapple on those pizzas! If it were me, I would not stand for that!
...You don’t seem particularly disturbed by the lack of pineapple. You take a seat and pick up a slice.
It’s nice and hot, feels like they’re fresh out of the oven. There are a couple without cheese, if you’re vegan, and several without anything pig-based, if you’re Jewish.
Go ahead, dig in!
To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Cris Subject: Re; Glitch So we’re confirming that they have broken into our system, and are attempting to communicate with the subject? To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Attempting, nothing. They are communicating with the subject. But only when I leave the room. To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch Should we just have Alex never leave the room? To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch That’s not a viable option. We just need someone in the room at all times. If you have to leave, call someone else in. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Ok. Will do. To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch I mean have to. I know how fond you are of your latte breaks. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Oh come on, boss! I only get like two a day! To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch You got four yesterday. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Shush, Max! Actually, get in here now, just for that I’m gonna duck out while the dude is having lunch and get one. To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch Alex. No. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Come on, boss! It gets boring in here! I need lattes! To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From: IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch I’ll run get you one, if you need it that badly. To: IT Desk 3, Testing Room Beta From: Big Boss Chris Subject: Re; Glitch No, I need you to keep working on figuring out how they got in. I’ll get Alex a latte. To: Big Boss Chris, IT Desk 3 From: Testing Room Beta Subject: Re; Glitch Thanks, boss! To: Big Boss Chris, Testing Room Beta From:IT Desk 3 Subject: Re; Glitch Will do.
Advertisement
You decide to stop eating, getting full. That was really good pizza.
You’re satisfied, even without pineapple on any of the pizzas. The quality of the other ingredients made up for that.
What now? Want to take a nap, or go straight through to whatever’s next?
Hmm? Bathroom? Oh, right! Ok, sure, let me just find one…
Here ya go! All set up!
DO YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? Yes No
Advertisement
- In Serial1823 Chapters
Lord of All Realms
Alcohol Sword Immortal a.k.a. BeerbladeEditor: GNE, Zach Consulting Editor: Deathblade
8 4061 - In Serial34 Chapters
Lux Follower : Monster hunter and graphic artist [A LitRPG Progression Fantasy]
Metello had grown up in an orphanage in the city of Ironholes, spending most of his time in a modest library drawing and reading heroes' stories.Both the need to look for his remaining family and the hate he received for being presumed touched by Nox led him to choose a traveling monster hunter career with the [Lux Acolyte] class as his coming-of-age came closer.To leave the hateful city for good and walk the plains of the Everlightened Lands, he would need help from his comrades and powers from the god he chose to follow: Lux, goddess of light, beauty, art, and battle against the undead. When a threat weighs on the future of all human kingdoms, it is not too much. A classic LitRPG progression fantasy story in an original world where the sun always shines. I hope you'll enjoy it. Feel free to comment. [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
8 227 - In Serial17 Chapters
Unlimited Evolution [New]
“If anything can go wrong, it’ll go wrong”—Alex found the truth of this quote the hard way when his Thursday evening was ruined by a blinding golden light. Thrown to war against his wishes, in a world that was not his own, he didn’t even survive the first day. But, death was not his sweet retreat. It was just the beginning. Reborn as an Imp in the hellscape of a dungeon, Alex’s life just got more complicated. In a place where you are food to other monsters and a lump of EXP to humans… survival was nothing but luxury. But Alex will survive. He will squeeze every last bit of potential from his [System] and work his way up the ladder of the food chain until he is strong enough to step out of his prison. The first step to such a lofty goal is to conquer the menace of goblins. Unlimited Evolution narrates the struggles of a young man from earth who gets the short end of the stick even in a different world. After a betrayal that resulted in his death, he wakes as a monster in a dungeon where even his fellow monsters saw him as nothing but food. The story will be a little slow-paced in the beginning and the battles will be calculated, brutal, and short. The litRPG element will be there and the system plays an important role in world-building. I'll try to explore each and every character I introduce as much as I can. Hopefully, I do a good job in that aspect. **I hope you enjoy this book of mine.**
8 603 - In Serial6 Chapters
Where am I?
An interactive story where the readers guide a man who awakens in a dark room with no memory.While I have a world and a background, what happens with the MC will be decided by the actions the players decide he will take, presented as choices per chapter.The tags will change with time, depending on actions taken. But there will be magic and and exploration as a part of the nature of the story.Anything else... would be spoilers.
8 128 - In Serial78 Chapters
A Skill Whore's Journey
Joat, a hobgoblin in the new AR (Augmented Reality) game ARIA beta test has one and only one purpose to being there...To get as many skills as possible. why? because he likes skills and he likes to be able to do everything, absolutely everything. And he will do whatever it takes to get them too. Join him on his journey to gain every skill possible and become a true Skill Whore
8 128 - In Serial60 Chapters
One Direction's Sixth Member Imagines
These are short stories about being the sixth member of the band.•COMPLETED
8 78

