You push the button.

Ding.

You are now in a room full of flowers!

Ah, how lovely, nice fresh spring flowers. You step up to a rose and take a sniff.

It smells like “Hawaiian Breeze”.

…

You look at the rose, slightly suspicious. Yyyyeah, it’s not real. You can now see that it’s made from silk.

I mean, it’s still very pretty. It’s well made, at the very least.

Did you know that fake flower making was once a major industry? Yep, there were whole businesses, whole generations of families, who were dedicated to the making of fake flowers (and/or feathers). Apparently it was a tough business to be in, since fashion trends could change so quickly, and if you didn’t happen to be in Paris your work would never be considered “the best”. There are still families of flower-makers out there, and now that mass manufacturing is a thing, it’s an even harder business to be in.

They do make pretty things, though. And this room is full of them. What will you do?

You look them over with an expert eye. There's a good variety of colors in there, not to mention sizes and shapes.

Well, ok, they're all "flower" shaped, but flowers come in lots of different shapes.

You consider yourself to be a pretty artistic person, you can do this.

You start picking out flowers and arranging them. A rose here, a few daisies there... It takes you quite a while, but finally you have the most beautiful of all flower bouquets.

How lovely. Well done.

You decide to tie some into your hair. For some reason.

And I don't mean just tucking one behind your ear, no, you tie it in. Like, really tie it in.

That... Not going to lie, that might actually stay with you when you press the button again.

After that, you decide to braid a wreath and set it on top of your head.

Lovely.

And why not! You next make a bracelet, necklace, and anklet. And ring.

You are now completely decked out in flowers. You feel pretty.

You don't particularly enjoy flowers, but a thing you do enjoy is destroying things! Woo!

You pick up a flower and yank!

...Nothing happens.

You tug at the petal again.

Nope.

Huh. You get a better grip and puuuuuuul.

Not moving.

Well fine then! You grab a different flower and yank.

Same result.

Odd.

Ok, you spend a good ten minutes picking up various flowers and yanking at the petals.

They all refuse to move. These things are indistructable.

Not willing to give up without a fight, you eventually give in and just spend a couple minutes jumping up and down on them.

Do you feel better now?

Good.

There are a lot of flowers. You rake them all up into a pile, then burrow your way in.

Aww, how cute. You look very comfy.

It would be very nice, if only the petals weren't so poky, and the fowers weren't scented with "Hawaiian Breeze".

Still, it looks cute.

Well, that was fun. On to the next room?

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