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Welcome back, Mr. Table!

On the table you see food! What type of food? Good old fashioned sandwiches.

Well, there are a couple vegetarian options there, and most of them look pretty kosher, but if you’re vegan you’re kinda screwed. The top left one looks vegan-friendly, and maaaaybe the one with the pink stuff but other than that they’ve all got meat and/or cheese in them.

Which do you choose?

It's lettuce, tomato, and some kind of sauce.

Looks pretty good, not gonna lie.

Well, it's possible that the yellow stuff is actually egg yolk, but I'm gonna say it's not.

On a croissant, so it's undoubtedly overpriced. But good news: You aren't the one paying for it! So go ahead, chow down!

Yep. That's what it is.

No getting around it.

The food of broke and/or depressed people.

It looks... healthy, more than anything. I legit have no clue what that pink stuff is. Sorry.

Also overpriced, but pretty good. Looks like there's salmon on one, so that's always a plus. Go for it.

Ok, ok, one is turkey. The others look like ham and buffalo chicken, respectively.

But wait one hekkin minute!!!

Wraps aren't sandwiches!! They're cold burritos! How dare a wrap be in a book about sandwiches! I demand you throw them against the wall in disgust!

Hmph!

I could be totally off on that. There's a lemon there, so I presume lemon is what's flavoring that brown lump in there.

...I mean, I'd try it.

Looks like it has cheese, and the meat to me looks like very thick bacon.

I dunno.

It also has those toothpick things in it, so it's extra fancy.

Looks like:

Bread

Cream cheese

Spinach

Beet slivers

Carrots

Way more cream cheese

Bread

Am I wrong?

My only question for this one is: WHYYYYY?

AHA! SOMETHING I RECOGNIZE! Ahh tuna melts, I know you well.

I may or may not be an expert on the making of tuna melts. ...That should give you an indication of my budget while I was in college.

Anyways, yeah. Basic tuna melt. Can't go wrong with a tuna melt.

With an egg. Looks pretty good. Except...

This is not a sandwich.

How dare you call it one!

Yep. Looks well-done and delicious.

Ok, I honestly don't know what this is. The stuff coming out kinda looks like canned beans.

And I recognize the parsely in the background, but what the hell is that other leaf???

What even is this???

Eat at your own risk.

Not as good as a tuna melt, of course, but I'd be willing to try an asparagus melt.

Go ahead, tell me what it's like.

Ahh, the famous panini.

This one looks like a vegetarian panini. Which are still very delicious.

I'd eat this for breakfast any day. Not being vegetarian, I'd probably take one of the others for lunch. But breakfast? Absolutely.

Yeah, this is probably the one I'd choose.

And I'd probably take out the L. We don't need any L's here.

Given that I can't identify some of the sandwiches, I'm gonna take a guess and say this is the best one in the lot.

Enjoy!

Well, that was a very good lunch. A very late lunch, as well. Ready to move on?

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