I’m Sorry To Hear About Your Wife

A holo-commercial ran:

“Check out our new and improved microdot tracker! It attaches to anything. You can even swallow it. It’s safe, and you’ll be safe. Your loved ones will always find you. You’ll never get lost. Our network will guide you through our millions of kiosks and all the plugged-in devices around the world. It will even know what you want before you want it!”

Susan purchased a bundle package for various offline items and swallowed one. Immediately, her IoT apartment lights dimmed, and the airwave sound generator played soothing music. She felt herself in a state of bliss.

The following day, Susan traveled for business. Every step of her journey catered to her needs:

• An auto-car knew to pick her up.

• A restaurant and hotel automatically booked themselves.

• Even the airline seat was a perfect match for her mood.

She never had to make a request or call.

As Susan sat at a bar, the bartender poured her a glass of wine. “Hello Susan, it’s good to have you here.”

“You know my name?”

“Of course, Susan.”

“But how?”

“You swallowed one, didn’t you?”

“Yes, I did.” Susan nodded.

“Oh, you didn’t follow the procedure correctly then.”

“How so?” Susan sipped her drink.

“Clear your mind for a moment, and listen to your inner thoughts.”

“What?” Susan slammed her glass down. “Did you drug me?”

“Not at all, Susan, just trust me, and it’ll all make sense.”

Susan closed her eyes. “Oh wow, I can see everything, and I hear the voices!” She then opened her eyes and spoke to the bartender. “Oh Sam, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be rude. Now I understand. I’m sorry to hear about your wife.”