Finally I'm safe!

That was something I hope I never experience again. When that demon bit me, I didn't expect to feel it. Being eaten alive. Your body being taken away, piece by piece. I didn't know plants could feel pain to such a high degree. Either that or the pain has something to do with me. This scenario only gets worse because I can't take over this stupid rabbit! There is some kind of weird force blocking me from hurting the cells and because of that I'm stuck on the surface of it's inside. Luckily I did manage to grab some plant cells to use as shields. You wonder, what could there be to defend against? Well, it isn't hard to guess really.

It's dirty as shit in here! Bacteria almost everywhere, trying to get their grubby arms on my cells! Hordes of the dirty fuckers, trying to out number me. But worry not, because I made my already godlike technique of stabbing even better! Instead of a single needle, I know have multiple needles without holes in them! So all I have done so far inside this piece of shit is stabbing bacteria and running from them. Not the bacteria, but it. A big white blob moving without purpose. I poked it for science, but I don't think it liked that. Because half a second later it's running after me! No, I couldn't kill it. Because it tried to kill me back, by eating my needles! Why is animal cells so much harder to kill compared to plant cells?! In the end it did get tired of chasing me and went back to crawling around like a idiot. I think it was a white blood cell, but I'm inside the guts of this creature so I can't be sure.

Talking about the guts. The enzymes, acids, whatever it's called, are just as annoying. The enzymes are slighty more annoying than the bacteria, but the white blob is worse. So, so much worse.

But right now, I'm safe between some folds in small intestine street. My plant cells are doing well despite the lack of sunlight because reasons unknown to me. A bummer I can't take over this rabbit right now. A bigger bummer that I can't really do anything in here. The only positive is that I can't really see with my lack of eyes, but I can still kinda do it. Odd, really odd. Maybe it has someting to do with the number of cells under my control? I should test that in the future if my surroundings get safer. There is a fuckton of shit I need to learn about my body. Like how I can sense when something is coming towards me. Wait, towards me?

From behind the bumbs of the intestines, a large group of white blobs are moving towards me! Is this is what it feels like when a predator is chasing you?! C'mon shitty plant cells, we gotta move! Huslting my cells with me, I make a mad dash away from the horde. Around one bump, over that bump over there, and behind that fold over here, I speed away. But they are still on my trail. What did I even do?! Fuck off! Picking up bacteria and throwing them together with some slurs. It seems to slow some of them down, but they are atleast a dozen of them. Plus they don't seem to have any problems absorbing the poor bacteria.

Shit! That's it! Shit!

If I could find a piece of shit to distract the enemy with, I could maybe escape with no losses! One more needle for more speed! Now I'm running on two tentacles, using the third to throw victims at the blobs and the plant cells to help balance myself. I have never moved so much my entire life. If I was a normal human I probably would've fallen over and died! From above (not above as in a roof, but above as in above), a blob comes hurtling down. Come on, plant cells, do something! Moving the plant cells, placing them next to each other. New special move! Plant baton strike! Swinging my improvised biological weapon, I smack the bitch out of my path. It didn't manage to devour my plant cells because of the speed and was sent flying away. Maybe I could fight these - nope to many. Gotta keep running!