《Hunting for jade beauties~ A trash novel》25. I reincarnated as a bonobo, but I'm actually a bonobo

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I am hanging out on tree branch, happly delousing the back of my best bro, when suddenly, a female comes into my field of vision.

Her dilated pupils consume my rationality, trapping me deeper into the constraints of obsession. She has found her prey; it was me, her mate.

I take out a fresh piece of poop and throw it at her blading head. It hits the target, splashes around her face and mouth with a loud plop.

Now marked with the stench of my feces, she has no choice but to surrender herself to my dominance. Any other male who wants to mate with her will have to either fight me, or wait for their turn.

I jump of my tree branch, excited by the possibility of copulating with a female, and screaming words of love I go at her with all my might.

"Aa uu uu uaa au ua ua uo o o o "

But instead of welcoming me, she turns around and tries to escape, screaming painful words of rejection.

“Kee keee ka ak aka aaa uu u ii u u u u ee aaaa”

Did I misunderstand her intention? Nevermind, my feces are already upon her, and so am I!

Suddenly, the silverhead alpha takes notice of what I'm doing. His brows furrow and he starts beating his chest like crazy.

He’s going to punish me for laying a hand and poop on one of his concubines in a way bonobo knows best….

But little does he know that this was my plan all along.

Having freed myself from restrains of human imposed values, I quite literally returned to monke, and came to terms with my sexuality.

Pretending to attempt escape, I allow the alpha to grab me from behind, and dispose appropriate punishment.

Btw, as you have probably figured out, I am a literal bonobo. My IQ is about ⅓ of what it used to be, I shit in woods and probably won’t live long until some poacher kills me, if the climate change doesn’t erase my endangered species first.

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But I’m happy, because unlike in my previous life, I have a lot of sex now, and more importantly I’m out of Russia.

I know some women from back when I was a human, who would marry a literal pig just to get a visa to america and get out of eastern europe. In that sense, I lucked up quite a lot, having such a handsome alpha mate…

He leans over and whispers sweet nothings into my ear.

“UU ooo o uu ke ke ke a a a a a u u u oh oh oh h o o”

My, such a charmer~

….Ouch, he went a bit too hard. Well, where have I been?

Ah yes. So I’m literally a bonobo now. No system, no evolution, no level ups, no human form. No ROB. The blue boxes are gone too.

Even if a blue box appeared, I wouldn’t be able to read it, because I’m an ape now, and I can’t talk, much less read.

I can however produce some sick screams, for example, right now I’m screaming:

“Aa oo i ii aa u u u u u U U U U U kreeee kreeeeeeee “

...and if human tries to attack me I can bite his balls off and everyone will blame the human for being stupid and not the monkey.

Pretty cool, huh?

Now that I think about it, perhaps this is the Great Dao the ancients wrote about. Return to monke, to that carelessness of nature beyond the complexities of human desire and artificially constructed values.

In that sense, I have reached the height of cultivation, and even though I’m on bottom now, I’m actually on top of all the realms and my past life rivals.

And so my story ends, not under the 4545 kilograms of truckload (10k pounds for all you murricans) but under the 60kg of raw bonobo meat.

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